We can't all be winners. But some of us can sell meth!
When life gives you skeletons, sternly ask where life got them.
The saddest dog, the scariest spider, the dumbest classroom.
How easy is it to make a million dollar mistake? Turns out, really damned easy if you're in Florida.
Alex I'll take "wait, this actually happened in real life?!" for $200 please.
If you must smuggle turtles, we don't recommend you do it in a zorb.
Yes, we got all your tweets about the turtle guy.
We're looking for love, iPhones and gimps in all the wrong places.
When life gives you lemons, take a selfie with a corpse!
This week's Feed Dump engages "minimum spoop" mode.
Grab a beer, slap on a penguin suit, and let's DO THIS.
Kids, let this be a lesson, there's always porn in the woods somewhere. I think it grows there naturally.
Well, first you take a nog and grind it into a fine powder. Then you get an egg...
Really though, it's no one's fault but DC's.
Yep. The people who can't make a printer that can talk to your computer right have an app that can measure[…]
This is probably the darkest dump, ever.
There's a new black material and Kathleen and Ash are EXCITED. Also a drunk mayor and a crazy lady from[…]
To be fair, the robot's platform really cut to the nuts and bolts of the issues.
We would call the dude who poops on the floor of a bank a badass, but he's really more of a grossass.
What does it take to a worse mayor than Rob Ford? The answer may surprise you!
Everything is better with lube, apparently.
This is not a drill! Repeat! This is not a drill. Also a guy in Florida is acting crazy, but that's hardly[…]
There's more than one way to skin a skin salesman. Or grease a shin.
Even Australians draw the line at hot sauce on the meat and two veg.
We cannot stress it enough that you should REALLY consider watching this video with headphones.
All UK based news, all questionable life choices.
Feed Dump advice prefers to be described as "pragmatic" rather than just plain old "evil."
Victory has never smelled so... pungent and overwhelming.
It's the 150th episode of Feed Dump! This week, we play everyone's least favorite game, "Where's the Racism?"
When spring strikes, the Feed Dump crew decides to do some research... outside.
Food is more interesting! And more filled with drugs! Squeeky and the Chunt are thrilled.
We'd say this guy was in a sticky situation, but it was more of a stabby, blood-covered one.
This episode went a weird place, then a dark place, then back to the weird place. Andy and Alex dial up the[…]
Look, Canada is cold, don't judge us on what we have to do to stay warm.
Since when has America's rallying cry been stop hitting yourself?
Kids do the darndest things. Like being named RoboCop and stealing cars.
Hear the gripping tale of a man who lost a squash inside himself.
Feed Dump knows all about the stupid trends the teens are getting up to. 'Cause we're cool.
This Feed Dump is hot, wet and steamy. It's also in a rented cabin surrounded by bros.
Science has brought us many things. Most of them stupid.
Running without a gun is just taking your life into your hands, everyone knows that!
The number of Starks in this Feed Dump exceeds EU regulations.
If you get caught doing something illegal, just claim you're the drummer from Whitesnake.
A special New Year's Day edition of Feed Dump to cover all that special dumb news from 2013.
Merry Christmas! We got you an extra long Feed Dump. With a side of stupidity.
Feed Dump takes a surreal, skull filled turn.
This week's Feed Dump goes to a dark place. It's also quite festive, but it's still dark.
Willing to get your hands dirty? How about get lit on fire?
Canadian silliness reigns supreme in this episode of Feed Dump.
You know, it is possible to be TOO politically correct.
This week, the gang takes on the most famous cryptozoological marvel ever.
The episode everyone will like... until you get to the perverts.
Incest, drugs and a side of blasphemy. It's a standard week for Feed Dump!
It's all fun and games until someone ends up on a phone sex line.
Hands off your snake please, I need you to hold this bag of cockroaches.
Pour one out for the stupid people. So many stupid people.
Nothing will wake you from a peaceful slumber like Rihanna cuddling your monkey.
So your car melted. It could be worse. You could have been shot while arguing about philosophy.
Sometimes, there are contests you don't feel very good about winning.
If you're going to go back in time, why go back to the worst time?