So your car melted. It could be worse. You could have been shot while arguing about philosophy.
If you're going to go back in time, why go back to the worst time?
Some people take hunting down Prince Charming a little too seriously.
Trolling the Vermont State Police, one decal at a time.
That is one jeweler that you do not want to rob.
This week we learn that debt isn't always a great thing.
If you're allergic to peanut butter or want to be a bullet, we've got you covered.
Bacon Coffin? What a tasty way to go.
Is there any way to improve tacos? Michigan says yes.
If you've ever wondered if your grandpa could be stronger, the answer is yes.
I don't know if Kathleen should be put into a robot.
When Bear-Hell is full, the bears will walk the earth... and get smashed on Super Comet Wine.
This week the news is plagued by a series of bears where they shouldn't be.
Bert's Spider Shack -- where the prices are so good they might cause necrosis.
With one hundred billion dollars you could buy all the things.
And here some people pay to have a band watch them do their business in public.
Running the full moral gamut, from not burning (as many) churches to fighting over dead sheep.
Music is the universal language, but perhaps not this music.
You know, it is possible to be TOO politically correct.
Chickens, goats and Hitler. Cam hates them all.
If you drink 1000 cans of cola in a day you should probably see a doctor.
The stories about a huge cat and a dead mouse are actually unrelated.
No need to fret, be comforted that Cher is indeed alive.
Child Protective Services, protecting children from a poor choice in names since its inception.
The episode everyone will like... until you get to the perverts.
Science has brought us many things. Most of them stupid.
Who doesn't want to take part in a milking?
Join some old friends in this week's very special episode of Feed Dump.
The roaches may be coming for us. Or they just really hate New Jersey.
Brazil's prisons will be fielding one heck of a cycling team in the future.
It's all fun and games until someone ends up on a phone sex line.
What we can learn from this is that Kathleen should not go into law.
Incest, drugs and a side of blasphemy. It's a standard week for Feed Dump!
Will Dakota and Madison fix the lawn before the big party? Stay tuned!
This is probably the darkest dump, ever.
The chance of missing limbs will probably HELP the coaster's sales.
Hands off your snake please, I need you to hold this bag of cockroaches.
If you're narcoleptic, you probably shouldn't pursue a career in burglary.
We've almost got all the Halloween out of our systems.
Feed Dump advice prefers to be described as "pragmatic" rather than just plain old "evil."