With the battle now over, our heroes struggle to make sense of a flashback.
The sights... in France aren't the only point of interest for an Irishman.
Evil robots are no match for a cartoon rodent that can run fast.
Graham and Paul hitch a ride with one of the Four Horsemen.
Our heroes find themselves trapped in the body of a time-traveler.
An apocalyptic future can only be saved by a witch, with a gun.
An undertaker admires the... scenery, as Bayonetta fights some angels.
Does a world full of blue cat people really need another army dude?
The mysterious City of the Dead is just a call away, or you can get there in a boat.
Firestorms erupt all over the world, and our only hope is a frozen guy.
Humans are fast becoming a minority in this dark and rainy world.
Brooding and the impossible hairdo go together like guns and swords.
Being the new guy sucks, doesn't it?
Take a trip to hell, in style.
Wouldn't it suck if it was foggy out when you jumped to your death?
Courtroom sketches finally get their own game.
An evil king takes over, and only a lazy kid can save the day.
Sam Fisher teaches his daughter a valuable lesson in darkness.
In a rural town, citizens discover a ghastly murder in the forest.
At last, the FBI agent arrives to solve the mystery.
In a snow-ridden city, a blonde guy unleashes a book monster.
Graham and Paul take a peek inside Pandora's Box.
Graham and Paul go back, to the age of N64 and pointy helmet hair.
So many E3 trailers, so few that look good.
But this time, it's for real...
The sequel to the pilot episode! And yet, the armadillo...
The Akrid action continues, in the epic second half!
Whoever wins... actually no, we just straight-up lose.
A man and his dog. And the people they kill, violently.
And, to no one's surprise, a movie-license video game wasn't very good.
There's only one way out of Hell, and that's through it. Or, you could just not play.
Watch in awe as a prick tries to be a spy, who is also a prick.
An advance-release cinematic just means we get to laugh at Mickey sooner. And we do.
Maybe there's no more heroes because no one likes hanging out with jerks.
Boy meets dragon, boy kills dragon, boy meets girl, girl also kills same dragon... wait.
They're not that impressive, really. We've seen smaller.
Is Cybertron really worth going to WAR over?
The title could refer to the in-game terraforming, or the head injury we received while playing.
It's really less of a "march" and more of saunter. Or a mosey.
It's like a storm. Of blades. And Frenchmen.