The Witcher 2, Part 1
Since leaving the PS2 in the past where it belongs, Paul and Graham enter this century.
Drakan - The Ancients' Gates
I think that I speak for everyone here when I say that I hope she gets to finally see her dragon.
Atelier Iris 3
Graham and Paul are going back to the PS2 for the month of August. There's a lot of games they missed.
Max Payne 3, Part 2
Graham and Paul were like two startled gophers ... they also didn't understand this scene.
Max Payne 3, Part 1
The game lumbered in front of Graham and Paul, like an angry, geriatric moose.
White Knight Chronicles II, Part 1
The most confusing kingdom in RPG history continues to make less sense than before.
Kingdoms of Amalur: Reckoning
Worst place to wake up after a night of drinking? Dead body pile.
Syndicate
Who exactly wouldn't want a chip in their head? I guess that it is the next step after smart phones.
Sacred 2: Fallen Angel
Intro to an epic fantasy game or Power Rangers action scene? You decide.
Assassin's Creed: Revelations - Part Two
16 quips, Desmond freaks out and Ezio kicks ass. Both literally and as objective descriptor.
Assassin's Creed: Revelations - Part One
The further adventures of Blandy McBlanderson and his friends with swords.
Cabela's Survival: Shadows of Katmai
If anyone needs Graham & Paul, they'll be hiding in their duck blind.
Infernal: Hell's Vengeance Part One
When you used to be an angel, everything sucks. Especially the textures.
Deus Ex: Human Revolution
We didn't ask for this, but here it is, rammed in our eyes like a cybernetic augment.
Unskippable: Lord of the Rings: War in the North
Featuring all the LotR characters you love... mentioned in vague references, while you play as a bunch of[…]
Cursed Crusade
Is it just the crusade that cursed? Because this game seems kind of cursed too.
Shadows of the Damned
In which two grown men and/or demons stand around awkwardly and compare penis size.
































































