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Sep 26, 2011

Metroid: Other M Part 1

If Samus must talk, at least give her something worth saying.

06:24

Sep 19, 2011

Sonic and the Black Knight

Yes, you read that correctly. The Black Knight. No, not the Monty Python one, that would be awesome.

06:05

Sep 12, 2011

Final Fantasy Crystal Bearers

It's not that it's a bad game, it just wasn't the game Graham and Paul were expecting.

06:23

Sep 05, 2011

Call of Duty: Black Ops

Regardless of our comments herein, any game that can be contracted to "COD BLOPS" is all right with us.

05:45

Aug 29, 2011

Fallout: New Vegas

What happens in New Vegas is covered with a layer of grime.

00:00

Aug 22, 2011

Dragon Age II

There's dragons, it's an age... finally! A game delivers!

05:15

Aug 15, 2011

Dead Space 2

Isaac is back, and he has a voice now. We expect he'll use it to do a lot of screaming.

05:35

Aug 08, 2011

Hunted: The Demon's Forge

It's got demons! It's got forging! It's got LIES because it's got NEITHER of those things.

06:40

Aug 01, 2011

Two Worlds 2

Does this make it four worlds? Would four worlds even be better? We don't think so.

05:25

Jul 25, 2011

Sonic the Hedgehog

Everyone's favorite hedgehog teleports into someone else's game.

05:46

Jul 18, 2011

Dark Void

A game named after the act of using the toilet with the lights off, yay!

05:46

Jul 11, 2011

Crysis 2 Part 2

Part 2 sees Prophet engage in a passing of the protagonist torch. Shame the new guy has no personality.

05:56

Jul 04, 2011

Crysis 2: Part 1

It's a crysis of incredibly dull proportions.

06:22

Jun 27, 2011

Homefront

When Korea takes over America, they also kind of lose.

05:28

Jun 20, 2011

Legend of the Guardians

Graham and Paul like the part where the owls talk like people.

05:47

Jun 13, 2011

Star Wars: The Old Republic

Space cowboys and double-bladed lightsabers ahoy!

06:42

Jun 06, 2011

Mad World

None of these are familiar places OR familiar faces. They're all grim.

06:10

May 30, 2011

Venetica: Part 2

Sure, you may not like your parents some times, but at least your dad isn't Death.

05:32

May 23, 2011

Venetica: Part 1

In which Paul ruins everything.

04:59

May 16, 2011

Tales of Symphonia: Dawn of the New World

We don't know where this world is, or why we should care, but apparently it's dawn.

06:39

May 09, 2011

Sherlock Holmes vs Jack the Ripper

Just keep asking yourself, "Does this seem remotely like a game I want in my house?" (The answer is no).

06:40

May 02, 2011

Monster Hunter Tri

A cinematic that really makes a year of grinding look more appealing. But not by much.

05:45

Apr 25, 2011

Prison Break

Well, it's got a prison at least, so it's at least half right.

06:03

Apr 18, 2011

Atelier Rorona

We looked it up: "atelier" means "workshop". It didn't help us understand the game any better.

05:50

Apr 11, 2011

Front Mission Evolved Part 2

Programmer Guy takes his Wizard Wanzer out for a spin near Percival. It goes poorly.

00:00

Apr 04, 2011

Front Mission Evolved

When you absolutely need mechanized military support, just call Programmer Guy and Valley Girl.

05:23

Mar 28, 2011

Spider-Man: Shattered Dimensions

In which Stan Lee is again rolled out to lend it some credibility.

05:21

Mar 21, 2011

R.U.S.E.

It's another WWII game, but this time: Dimly lit.

06:30

Mar 14, 2011

Red Dead Redemption

A man arrives, walks, sits, and travels.

06:13

Mar 07, 2011

Fable III

The best morality-based poultry simulator since BioCluck.

05:34

Feb 28, 2011

Mafia II

Paul and Graham try to avoid sleeping with the fishes

05:39

Feb 21, 2011

Dead Rising 2: Part 3

Graham and Paul finally defeat the ever-returning undead cutscene.

06:12

Feb 14, 2011

Dead Rising 2: Part 2

Chuck faces off with his ultimate nemesis: Catty women.

05:54

Feb 07, 2011

Dead Rising 2: Part 1

Graham and Paul take to Dead Rising 2 like a paddlesaw to zombies.

05:20

Jan 31, 2011

Majin and the Forsaken Kingdom

The grand legend of the thief and the talking rat. It's an odd legend.

06:02

Jan 24, 2011

Fist of the North Star: Ken's Rage

What happens when a man knows only punching? This, apparently.

05:31

Jan 17, 2011

Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood

It's refreshing to have an Italian protagonist that isn't Mario.

06:24

Jan 10, 2011

Enslaved

If the guy from Journey to the West was named "Roid-Monkey", then yes, this is accurate.

05:50

Jan 03, 2011

Vanquish Part 2

"Vanquish" sounds better than "Space Russians vs the Robot Men", right?

06:43

Dec 27, 2010

Vanquish

When a scene opens on an idyllic setting, it's really only a matter of time until it all goes to hell.

06:40

Dec 20, 2010

Blood Stone

There will be blood... stones... apparently.

06:27

Dec 13, 2010

Beowulf

05:18

Dec 06, 2010

Unskippable 100: A Guide to Cinematics

Graham and Paul use the knowledge they've gained from Unskippable for "good".

06:38

Nov 29, 2010

Yakuza 3: Part 2

Rush to discover the thrilling conclusion of real estate matters.

05:58

Nov 22, 2010

Yakuza 3: Part 1

Watch in awe as the world's least interesting gangsters faff about.

05:48

Nov 15, 2010

Clash of the Titans

The game may be in actual 3D, but that doesn't make better than the movie.

05:26

Nov 08, 2010

White Knight Chronicles Part 2

A kingdom of people with silly names come under threat from other silly names.

06:08

Nov 01, 2010

White Knight Chronicles Part 1

A kingdom of people with silly names come under threat from other silly names.

05:29

Oct 25, 2010

Castlevania: Lords of Shadow

Thrill as Patrick Stewart stalks a giant man.

05:16

Oct 18, 2010

Battlefield: Bad Company 2

Bad Company returns and this time, they're even worse.

05:12

Oct 11, 2010

Bladestorm: The Hundred Years' War

It's like a storm. Of blades. And Frenchmen.

06:14

Oct 04, 2010

Warhammer Battle March

It's really less of a "march" and more of saunter. Or a mosey.

06:33

Sep 27, 2010

Fracture

The title could refer to the in-game terraforming, or the head injury we received while playing.

05:52

Sep 20, 2010

War for Cybertron

Is Cybertron really worth going to WAR over?

05:00

Sep 13, 2010

Mini Ninjas

They're not that impressive, really. We've seen smaller.

05:26

Sep 07, 2010

Arc Rise Fantasia

Boy meets dragon, boy kills dragon, boy meets girl, girl also kills same dragon... wait.

07:31

Aug 30, 2010

No More Heroes 2

Maybe there's no more heroes because no one likes hanging out with jerks.

05:20

Aug 23, 2010

Epic Mickey

An advance-release cinematic just means we get to laugh at Mickey sooner. And we do.

06:06

Aug 16, 2010

Alpha Protocol

Watch in awe as a prick tries to be a spy, who is also a prick.

06:25

Aug 09, 2010

Brothers in Arms: Hell's Highway

There's only one way out of Hell, and that's through it. Or, you could just not play.

06:02
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