Sonic and the Black Knight
Yes, you read that correctly. The Black Knight. No, not the Monty Python one, that would be awesome.
Final Fantasy Crystal Bearers
It's not that it's a bad game, it just wasn't the game Graham and Paul were expecting.
Call of Duty: Black Ops
Regardless of our comments herein, any game that can be contracted to "COD BLOPS" is all right with us.
Dead Space 2
Isaac is back, and he has a voice now. We expect he'll use it to do a lot of screaming.
Hunted: The Demon's Forge
It's got demons! It's got forging! It's got LIES because it's got NEITHER of those things.
Two Worlds 2
Does this make it four worlds? Would four worlds even be better? We don't think so.
Crysis 2 Part 2
Part 2 sees Prophet engage in a passing of the protagonist torch. Shame the new guy has no personality.
Venetica: Part 2
Sure, you may not like your parents some times, but at least your dad isn't Death.
Tales of Symphonia: Dawn of the New World
We don't know where this world is, or why we should care, but apparently it's dawn.
Sherlock Holmes vs Jack the Ripper
Just keep asking yourself, "Does this seem remotely like a game I want in my house?" (The answer is no).
Monster Hunter Tri
A cinematic that really makes a year of grinding look more appealing. But not by much.
Atelier Rorona
We looked it up: "atelier" means "workshop". It didn't help us understand the game any better.
Front Mission Evolved Part 2
Programmer Guy takes his Wizard Wanzer out for a spin near Percival. It goes poorly.
Front Mission Evolved
When you absolutely need mechanized military support, just call Programmer Guy and Valley Girl.
Spider-Man: Shattered Dimensions
In which Stan Lee is again rolled out to lend it some credibility.
Majin and the Forsaken Kingdom
The grand legend of the thief and the talking rat. It's an odd legend.
Fist of the North Star: Ken's Rage
What happens when a man knows only punching? This, apparently.
Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood
It's refreshing to have an Italian protagonist that isn't Mario.
Enslaved
If the guy from Journey to the West was named "Roid-Monkey", then yes, this is accurate.
Vanquish
When a scene opens on an idyllic setting, it's really only a matter of time until it all goes to hell.
Unskippable 100: A Guide to Cinematics
Graham and Paul use the knowledge they've gained from Unskippable for "good".
Clash of the Titans
The game may be in actual 3D, but that doesn't make better than the movie.
White Knight Chronicles Part 2
A kingdom of people with silly names come under threat from other silly names.
White Knight Chronicles Part 1
A kingdom of people with silly names come under threat from other silly names.
Fracture
The title could refer to the in-game terraforming, or the head injury we received while playing.
Arc Rise Fantasia
Boy meets dragon, boy kills dragon, boy meets girl, girl also kills same dragon... wait.
Epic Mickey
An advance-release cinematic just means we get to laugh at Mickey sooner. And we do.
Brothers in Arms: Hell's Highway
There's only one way out of Hell, and that's through it. Or, you could just not play.