This Mercer guy seems to be a bad egg.
Join Graham and Paul as they try and find out just how easy it is to get into into organized crime.
With the battle now over, our heroes struggle to make sense of a flashback.
Graham and Paul follow Dante as he makes a bad decision or two.
Two friends are out adventuring when suddenly ... ANIME!
If you look closely you can see your character.
Death, the winner of the Got Your Nose competition.
Boy meets dragon, boy kills dragon, boy meets girl, girl also kills same dragon... wait.
Teleporting assassins? Isn't that kind of cheating?
Graham and Paul go back, to the age of N64 and pointy helmet hair.
An undertaker admires the... scenery, as Bayonetta fights some angels.
Humans are fast becoming a minority in this dark and rainy world.
We didn't ask for this, but here it is, rammed in our eyes like a cybernetic augment.
Samus continues monologuing her way through a space adventure.
That's right, this game's about zombies and organized crime. In Japan!
You don't want to skip this information filled romp through Lollipop Chainsaw.
Evil robots are no match for a cartoon rodent that can run fast.
The thrilling tale of Princess Meruru comes to an explosive conclusion.
Graham and Paul hitch a ride with one of the Four Horsemen.
Just let the scene wash over you. It's the only way G&P survived this one
In a snow-ridden city, a blonde guy unleashes a book monster.
In a rural town, citizens discover a ghastly murder in the forest.
"Vanquish" sounds better than "Space Russians vs the Robot Men", right?
Choose your destiny. Protip: Make it not be this game.
Space cowboys and double-bladed lightsabers ahoy!
The amazing adventures of Default Guy and the giant Dragon.
When a scene opens on an idyllic setting, it's really only a matter of time until it all goes to hell.
Just keep asking yourself, "Does this seem remotely like a game I want in my house?" (The answer is no).
It's got demons! It's got forging! It's got LIES because it's got NEITHER of those things.
We don't know where this world is, or why we should care, but apparently it's dawn.
Graham and Paul ponder cleavage and poor office attire.
Graham and Paul use the knowledge they've gained from Unskippable for "good".
The female Tekken characters just can't catch a break with their costumes.
Orphen may or may not be an actual orphan.
Graham and Paul are going back to the PS2 for the month of August. There's a lot of games they missed.
But this time, it's for real...
Sometimes, being the head of a crime family isn't all it's cracked up to be.
Who exactly wouldn't want a chip in their head? I guess that it is the next step after smart phones.
It's really less of a "march" and more of saunter. Or a mosey.
This game wishes that you would invert your taste in games.