Congratulations on becoming God! Try not to let it go to your head.
The compelling story of a guy who never wins anything, and a girl who is really annoying.
This Mercer guy seems to be a bad egg.
Join Graham and Paul as they try and find out just how easy it is to get into into organized crime.
Wait, what was I talking about?
Also starring the Red Skull's lesser known cousin, Skull Face!
Especially when people keep DROPPING STARS ONTO YOUR FLOWERS!
With the battle now over, our heroes struggle to make sense of a flashback.
Graham and Paul follow Dante as he makes a bad decision or two.
Two friends are out adventuring when suddenly ... ANIME!
If you look closely you can see your character.
Graham and Paul take us on a long and unnecessarily winding road.
Death, the winner of the Got Your Nose competition.
Boy meets dragon, boy kills dragon, boy meets girl, girl also kills same dragon... wait.
Teleporting assassins? Isn't that kind of cheating?
Graham and Paul go back, to the age of N64 and pointy helmet hair.
Graham and Paul take us through a decimated Metropolis, and a decimated storyline.
There's a lot of anger in this game.
An undertaker admires the... scenery, as Bayonetta fights some angels.
Graham and Paul take us all the way up the stairs to see Tales of Xillia.
Paul and Graham take you into the game that takes you so deep into a flashback you won't know where, or[…]
Humans are fast becoming a minority in this dark and rainy world.
We didn't ask for this, but here it is, rammed in our eyes like a cybernetic augment.
New Freedom, with an all new flavour and none of the aspartame aftertaste of Classic Freedom!
Should I stay or should I go?
Abstergo Industries - "We're not at awful as Umbrella Corporation."
Samus continues monologuing her way through a space adventure.
That's right, this game's about zombies and organized crime. In Japan!
You don't want to skip this information filled romp through Lollipop Chainsaw.
This Guy Has Way Too Many Tattoos
You may have forgotten but remember to check out part two of Remember Me.
No really, this is truly terrible. Enjoy!
Graham and Paul give us the a brief tour of what was shown at this E3.
This can only end in tears.
You think after 2 previous games, they'd have figured out how to contain zombies.
Evil robots are no match for a cartoon rodent that can run fast.
Graham and Paul riff on another batch of overhyped E3 trailers! And Farming Simulator 15, which is legit!
The thrilling tale of Princess Meruru comes to an explosive conclusion.
Paul and Graham get dark for this very special episode dedicated to those Vampires that we hold dear.
Graham and Paul hitch a ride with one of the Four Horsemen.
Just let the scene wash over you. It's the only way G&P survived this one
No one expects a surprise pendulum!
Man, whatever drugs this kid is on, I'd like to try some.
Graham and Paul take you on a relaxing trip to Columbia.
Bruce Wayne hosts the worst press conference ever.
It's a bad day to be a narrator.
In a snow-ridden city, a blonde guy unleashes a book monster.
Aren't weddings such magical affairs?
In a rural town, citizens discover a ghastly murder in the forest.
"Vanquish" sounds better than "Space Russians vs the Robot Men", right?
Choose your destiny. Protip: Make it not be this game.
Graham and Paul take us through the sandy desert in order to bring us to Spec Ops: The Line.
Space cowboys and double-bladed lightsabers ahoy!
The amazing adventures of Default Guy and the giant Dragon.
When a scene opens on an idyllic setting, it's really only a matter of time until it all goes to hell.
Just keep asking yourself, "Does this seem remotely like a game I want in my house?" (The answer is no).
It's got demons! It's got forging! It's got LIES because it's got NEITHER of those things.
Okay, who decided to make Donald Duck the one guy in charge of casting complicated magic spells ?
We don't know where this world is, or why we should care, but apparently it's dawn.
Graham and Paul ponder cleavage and poor office attire.