Alice: Madness Returns

Alice's memories help the madness make its triumphant return.

 05:21

Aliens Vs. Predator

Whoever wins... actually no, we just straight-up lose.

 06:03

Alpha Protocol

Watch in awe as a prick tries to be a spy, who is also a prick.

 06:25

Ar Tonelico Qoga: Knell of Ar Ciel

Just let the scene wash over you. It's the only way G&P survived this one

 06:51

Arc Rise Fantasia

Boy meets dragon, boy kills dragon, boy meets girl, girl also kills same dragon... wait.

 07:31

Assassin's Creed 2

Our heroes find themselves trapped in the body of a time-traveler.

 06:01

Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood

It's refreshing to have an Italian protagonist that isn't Mario.

 06:24

Assassin's Creed: Revelations - Part One

The further adventures of Blandy McBlanderson and his friends with swords.

 05:28

Assassin's Creed: Revelations - Part Two

16 quips, Desmond freaks out and Ezio kicks ass. Both literally and as objective descriptor.

 06:27

Atelier Rorona

We looked it up: "atelier" means "workshop". It didn't help us understand the game any better.

 05:50

Atelier Totori

Witness a girl trying to do alchemy, in a game trying to be fun.

 06:20

Avatar

Does a world full of blue cat people really need another army dude?

 05:34

Battlefield: Bad Company

Being the new guy sucks, doesn't it?

 05:52

Battlefield: Bad Company 2

Bad Company returns and this time, they're even worse.

 05:12

Bayonetta

An undertaker admires the... scenery, as Bayonetta fights some angels.

 07:20

Beowulf

 05:18

Bladestorm: The Hundred Years' War

It's like a storm. Of blades. And Frenchmen.

 06:14

Blood Stone

There will be blood... stones... apparently.

 06:27

Brothers in Arms: Hell's Highway

There's only one way out of Hell, and that's through it. Or, you could just not play.

 06:02

Bullet Witch

An apocalyptic future can only be saved by a witch, with a gun.

 05:57

Cabela's Survival: Shadows of Katmai

If anyone needs Graham & Paul, they'll be hiding in their duck blind.

 05:45

Call of Duty: Black Ops

Regardless of our comments herein, any game that can be contracted to "COD BLOPS" is all right with us.

 05:45

Call of Juarez: The Cartel

Answer the call of Juarez.

 05:33

Call of Juarez: The Cartel - Part 2

Team Action Minority assembles to mishandle witness protection.

 05:20

Captain America

It's important to accessorize and shields go with everything.

 05:33

Castlevania: Lords of Shadow

Thrill as Patrick Stewart stalks a giant man.

 05:16

Clash of the Titans

The game may be in actual 3D, but that doesn't make better than the movie.

 05:26

Crysis 2 Part 2

Part 2 sees Prophet engage in a passing of the protagonist torch. Shame the new guy has no personality.

 05:56

Crysis 2: Part 1

It's a crysis of incredibly dull proportions.

 06:22

Cursed Crusade

Is it just the crusade that cursed? Because this game seems kind of cursed too.

 06:02