Alice: Madness Returns

Alice's memories help the madness make its triumphant return.

Aliens Vs. Predator

Whoever wins... actually no, we just straight-up lose.

Alpha Protocol

Watch in awe as a prick tries to be a spy, who is also a prick.

Ar Tonelico Qoga: Knell of Ar Ciel

Just let the scene wash over you. It's the only way G&P survived this one

Arc Rise Fantasia

Boy meets dragon, boy kills dragon, boy meets girl, girl also kills same dragon... wait.

Armored Core V

This story of a giant hole in the ground just got exciting.

Army of Two: The Devil's Cartel

Why do they wear those highly reflective and noticeable masks again?

Assassin's Creed 2

Our heroes find themselves trapped in the body of a time-traveler.

Assassin's Creed 3

Apparently the Animus makes you immune to helping out.

Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood

It's refreshing to have an Italian protagonist that isn't Mario.

Assassin's Creed: Revelations - Part One

The further adventures of Blandy McBlanderson and his friends with swords.

Assassin's Creed: Revelations - Part Two

16 quips, Desmond freaks out and Ezio kicks ass. Both literally and as objective descriptor.

Atelier Iris 3

Graham and Paul are going back to the PS2 for the month of August. There's a lot of games they missed.

Atelier Meruru, Part One

One of the most elaborate and expensive jokes comes to Unskippable.

Atelier Meruru, Part Three

The thrilling tale of Princess Meruru comes to an explosive conclusion.

Atelier Meruru, Part Two

The epic tale of a princess who is woefully under-dressed for a walk outside the castle.

Atelier Rorona

We looked it up: "atelier" means "workshop". It didn't help us understand the game any better.

Atelier Totori

Witness a girl trying to do alchemy, in a game trying to be fun.

Avatar

Does a world full of blue cat people really need another army dude?

Battlefield: Bad Company

Being the new guy sucks, doesn't it?

Battlefield: Bad Company 2

Bad Company returns and this time, they're even worse.

Bayonetta

An undertaker admires the... scenery, as Bayonetta fights some angels.

Beowulf

Bladestorm: The Hundred Years' War

It's like a storm. Of blades. And Frenchmen.

Blood Stone

There will be blood... stones... apparently.

Borderlands 2

Join Graham and Paul as they learn about vaults and the people who hunt them.

Brothers in Arms: Hell's Highway

There's only one way out of Hell, and that's through it. Or, you could just not play.

Bullet Witch

An apocalyptic future can only be saved by a witch, with a gun.

Cabela's Survival: Shadows of Katmai

If anyone needs Graham & Paul, they'll be hiding in their duck blind.

Call of Duty: Black Ops

Regardless of our comments herein, any game that can be contracted to "COD BLOPS" is all right with us.

Call of Juarez: The Cartel

Answer the call of Juarez.

Call of Juarez: The Cartel - Part 2

Team Action Minority assembles to mishandle witness protection.

Captain America

It's important to accessorize and shields go with everything.

Castlevania: Lords of Shadow

Thrill as Patrick Stewart stalks a giant man.

Clash of the Titans

The game may be in actual 3D, but that doesn't make better than the movie.

Crysis 2 Part 2

Part 2 sees Prophet engage in a passing of the protagonist torch. Shame the new guy has no personality.

Crysis 2: Part 1

It's a crysis of incredibly dull proportions.

Crysis 3

Paul and Graham become entangled in a Crysis ... 3.

Cursed Crusade

Is it just the crusade that cursed? Because this game seems kind of cursed too.

Dante's Inferno

Take a trip to hell, in style.