Alice's memories help the madness make its triumphant return.
Whoever wins... actually no, we just straight-up lose.
Watch in awe as a prick tries to be a spy, who is also a prick.
Just let the scene wash over you. It's the only way G&P survived this one
Boy meets dragon, boy kills dragon, boy meets girl, girl also kills same dragon... wait.
This story of a giant hole in the ground just got exciting.
Why do they wear those highly reflective and noticeable masks again?
Our heroes find themselves trapped in the body of a time-traveler.
Apparently the Animus makes you immune to helping out.
It's refreshing to have an Italian protagonist that isn't Mario.
The further adventures of Blandy McBlanderson and his friends with swords.
16 quips, Desmond freaks out and Ezio kicks ass. Both literally and as objective descriptor.
Graham and Paul are going back to the PS2 for the month of August. There's a lot of games they missed.
One of the most elaborate and expensive jokes comes to Unskippable.
The thrilling tale of Princess Meruru comes to an explosive conclusion.
The epic tale of a princess who is woefully under-dressed for a walk outside the castle.
We looked it up: "atelier" means "workshop". It didn't help us understand the game any better.
Witness a girl trying to do alchemy, in a game trying to be fun.
Does a world full of blue cat people really need another army dude?
Being the new guy sucks, doesn't it?
Bad Company returns and this time, they're even worse.
An undertaker admires the... scenery, as Bayonetta fights some angels.
It's like a storm. Of blades. And Frenchmen.
There will be blood... stones... apparently.
Join Graham and Paul as they learn about vaults and the people who hunt them.
There's only one way out of Hell, and that's through it. Or, you could just not play.
An apocalyptic future can only be saved by a witch, with a gun.
If anyone needs Graham & Paul, they'll be hiding in their duck blind.
Regardless of our comments herein, any game that can be contracted to "COD BLOPS" is all right with us.
Answer the call of Juarez.
Team Action Minority assembles to mishandle witness protection.
It's important to accessorize and shields go with everything.
Thrill as Patrick Stewart stalks a giant man.
The game may be in actual 3D, but that doesn't make better than the movie.
Part 2 sees Prophet engage in a passing of the protagonist torch. Shame the new guy has no personality.
It's a crysis of incredibly dull proportions.
Paul and Graham become entangled in a Crysis ... 3.
Is it just the crusade that cursed? Because this game seems kind of cursed too.
Take a trip to hell, in style.