To long have I sat here waiting for the perfect moment. And know, after months of paitence the time has come for the Mexican Revolution. Come forth my Mexican Brothers and fight the good fight. We must take down this board and its wicked ways!

Never fear boys.
Huevos Rancheros is here!

It is such a magnifigant sight to see.

Ah fantastic. I was able to find a much more appealing picture of myself. I do believe my mustache comes across much more clearly.

I'm the bass player

Señor Rodrigo wrote:Whatever they tell you, don't invite Jesus into your heart.

When I tried that, he quickly became lodged in my superior vena cava, and I had to have a bypass.

Its a true story. I was there for the removal of jesus, it was not a pretty sight.

Señor! Not only did your cake help me escape prison but it also came in great use upon my arrival home only to have forgot that is was my wifes birthday.

And for that i will always be thankful.

Yes, Señor Rodrigo is a hero to many people. In former communist Mexico, he was lauded as a hero of the proletariat. Now, deposed from his former glory by the new Mexican dictatorship, he dispenses his own particular brand of street justice with the help of his sidekick, Huevos Rancheros, and his r...