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by Edward James Olmos
11 Aug 2008, 16:39
Forum: LRR Video Discussion
Topic: Ways to Get a Ticket
Replies: 167
Views: 25386

Adios.
by Edward James Olmos
06 Jun 2008, 12:13
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: What the crap...
Replies: 40
Views: 3643

I'm sure emma is fine, but busy, and will grace us with her presence again soon.

Her smile lights up the room (up up),
and she has no attitude (attitude oh),
I wouldnt say it if it was not true (was not true),
I am talking about emma.
by Edward James Olmos
09 May 2008, 19:12
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Birthdays, and their ineffable effects.
Replies: 45
Views: 3716

I hate to contradict such a lovely young woman, but my birthday is singular. I share it with no one. There are merely people who happen to have been born on the same date, such as yourself.
by Edward James Olmos
24 Feb 2008, 08:02
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Edward James Olmos' Birthday
Replies: 22
Views: 2295

May your natal remembrance day be full of joy, emma.

(kisses emma's hand)
by Edward James Olmos
30 Jun 2007, 03:20
Forum: LRR Video Discussion
Topic: A Part of our Heritage
Replies: 104
Views: 40481

The capital of Mexico is Mexico City. Why must you mock the heritage of my people? May your mustaches be soggy and unfulfilling, and may all your attempts at lovemaking be the same!
by Edward James Olmos
23 May 2007, 14:55
Forum: Bonus Video
Topic: Man Cooking 3
Replies: 145
Views: 56623

Graham wrote:Oh man, Morgan, we've got to bring the manly.


A word to the wise, gentlemen: the only food manlier than meat is meat and potatoes*.

*Bonus points if they're in chip form.
by Edward James Olmos
19 May 2007, 04:18
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Video for May 18
Replies: 36
Views: 6954

Alex wrote:This is madness!


This is TORONTO!
by Edward James Olmos
19 May 2007, 03:03
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Video for May 18
Replies: 36
Views: 6954

Now it is time to sing the 'Doom Song'.

Doom, doom, doom, doom doom da-doomie doom, doom doom doom...
by Edward James Olmos
11 May 2007, 15:16
Forum: LRR Video Discussion
Topic: Slacking for Gold
Replies: 51
Views: 31154

James' mustache, while not as bushy as I would have preferred, was nevertheless quite adequate.

We may have to name a fighter after him. I'll just get blown up before the season ends, anyway, so what the hell.
by Edward James Olmos
11 Jan 2007, 18:41
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: REVOLUTION!!
Replies: 32
Views: 8089

Alas, spelling and grammatical errors are one foe I cannot defeat.

Typos! You have been cursed by Edward James Olmos! May your foulness rot in Hell!
by Edward James Olmos
11 Jan 2007, 18:25
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: REVOLUTION!!
Replies: 32
Views: 8089

YamaroV2 wrote:Sir, did you just challenge me to a round of Halo?


I am somewhat occupied keeping the human race alive with the Cylon menace hanging over our heads. Also, teaching Calculus. I don't have time for such flippery.
by Edward James Olmos
11 Jan 2007, 18:11
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: REVOLUTION!!
Replies: 32
Views: 8089

Dirty Sanchez? I saw that guy in concert, he was -awesome.- Yes. His revolutionary skills are badly lacking, though. Besides, it takes far more leadership skill to create than to destroy. A Battlestar, or an inner-city classroom, is a town unto itself. Keeping order requires a calm hand and a cool ...
by Edward James Olmos
11 Jan 2007, 15:48
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: REVOLUTION!!
Replies: 32
Views: 8089

I was all set to rush in and save you all from these self-styled 'revolutionaries'. But then I thought about it for a second, and none of you are in any real danger. Sanchez and his flunkies couldn't induce nausea with a swimming pool full of ipecac, much less induce revolt. I predict their puppet p...
by Edward James Olmos
06 Jan 2007, 20:31
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Trip to Toronto
Replies: 54
Views: 9507

Brad wrote:How bout a cherry-glazed torte with birth-control stuffing? It's mostly the same chemicals, and silphium is extinct.


So are toutres, but a deal's a deal. Cough up the meal, and I'll get you a part. It would take nothing less - you don't have the hips for acting.
by Edward James Olmos
06 Jan 2007, 20:15
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Trip to Toronto
Replies: 54
Views: 9507

Brad wrote:Hey, I told you once. You don't get your food 'til you get me a part as an awesome pilot on the show. You get me that and I'll make you cannaloni stuffed with pesto gnocchi stuffed with lobster stuffed with tacos.


Get me a cherry-glazed toutre with silphium stuffing and you've got a deal.
by Edward James Olmos
06 Jan 2007, 20:07
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Trip to Toronto
Replies: 54
Views: 9507

That's where you must've sent my order of Pasta Fagnoli with the side of pesto Gnocchi. Sonuvabitch.

I'm glad I didn't salute back. You owe me some Italian food, son.
by Edward James Olmos
06 Jan 2007, 19:50
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Trip to Toronto
Replies: 54
Views: 9507

Ah yeah, the kid with the pasta. I don't remember saluting back.

And where the hell is my pasta?
by Edward James Olmos
30 Dec 2006, 17:49
Forum: Bonus Video
Topic: Camel Sacrifice
Replies: 45
Views: 27926

The Hitman wrote:In bed?


Don't be silly, son. In England.
by Edward James Olmos
30 Dec 2006, 16:34
Forum: Bonus Video
Topic: Camel Sacrifice
Replies: 45
Views: 27926

The Hitman wrote:Keeping it real?


That's what she said... in BED! And it is being kept extraordinarily real.
by Edward James Olmos
22 Dec 2006, 05:49
Forum: LRRcast
Topic: Dec 15th - We were trying for shorter...
Replies: 35
Views: 15823

I am pleased that you remembered the name of Edward James Olmos!
by Edward James Olmos
14 Dec 2006, 15:56
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Dear Paul
Replies: 27
Views: 7079

SeƱor Rodrigo wrote:I'm calling you out!


No way, Rodrigo. I live my life by a code, and that code says never to get into a pissing contest with an unarmed man.
by Edward James Olmos
14 Dec 2006, 05:48
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Dear Paul
Replies: 27
Views: 7079

Truly the most sincere apology ever offered by an inanimate object.
by Edward James Olmos
18 Nov 2006, 06:38
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Edward James Olmos is personality no 132 on the Web
Replies: 2
Views: 1196

How dare you spread your filthy lies! My mustache bristles at the very thought. You shall regret defaming the name of Edward James Olmos!
by Edward James Olmos
07 Nov 2006, 21:39
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: FF12 Potion Ad
Replies: 81
Views: 15993

You damn crazy kids. Think it's all fun and games. My heart fills with rage at your casual disrespect. You have insulted all Mexicans, everywhere, and that fair land we call home. Even worse, your mustashes are scraggly and unkempt. Their existence defiles the good name of Mexicanos that you have so...

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