I see. That, sir, was quite foolish of you, if I may say so. That woulda fucked your nose up bad, eh?

Snorting tobacco sucked. It gets all caught up in your nostril and you can feel it up in your sinuses for hours. This was actually quite popular back in the 19th century. They called it snuff. It was pretty much powdered tobacco, which you took a pinch of from your "snuff box" and snorted...

prairie fire, eh? sounds like a drink a friend and I invented no too long ago, one we like to call "Psychohol". Pretty much tobasco sauce and tequila. and the end of summer game sounds brutal. seriously, wtf?

So THAT'S why you died that time!

I have two (count' em!) kinds of ocarina, on which I know how to play the song of time. I play a bit of guitar, but that just doesn't count anyomore. I can also play Rock Lobster on my keyboard. I'm awesome like that. I'd like to say I play the musical Tesla coil, but that is untrue for two reasons:...

sometimes I just feel like giving up carbon-monoxide altogether.

gg Mr Fiend. gg. And Unlucky, those 5 packets of wasabi were high-larious. You could almost see Troy's tastebuds undergoing nuclear fission. Man, we gotta do Man Cooking/Iron Stomach again...

It was a hot afternoon, one Sunday night in October, when I was confronted by a riddle posed to me by a strange character who looked something in appearance like Sean Connery's adoptive grandson. "Riddle me this:" he said "When is a door not a door?" This was quite obvious in my ...

yeah as much as I think Scrubs is awesome, that's a pretty weak version of gay chicken. there are people out there you really do not want to play that game with. and I am thankful I've learned this through the experiences of others rather than my own.

excellent! my balls feel better already!

Today, whilst at McDonalds (shame on us for being there in the first place) a friend and I had the wonderful idea of asking for two small cups of ice and pouring one each down our underpants. Why? To quote myself: "I'll do it if you do it." Suffice to say it was one of the worst decisions ...

we're all about droughts here in Australia, and unfortunately that extends to MANLINESS too. so we're just doing our part for the general wellbeing of our convict settlement. too long have the MEN of this land been forced to watch eachother descend into the realm of alcopops, pink shirts, and Brazil...

There probably is a name for it, but I have no idea what it is, because ignorance is MANLY!!

Tomorrow the world, next week the Soul Society! >:D

Muahahahahaaa! Our numbers are increasing! Soon the world will be ours for the mannening!

VYE IZ KART NOT MOOVING?!?!

yes it is quite ironic. I guess we kinda meant we shouldn't rip off LRR any more than we already have

Unlucky, shhhhhhh. The internet musn't know my real name! And Evil Jim, glad to hear so. It means my carpet won't get stained, and cleaning blood from carpets is a bitch.

Inspired by Morgan and the rest of LRR's manliness, myself and a friend of mine ("Unlucky" here on the forums) have endeavoured to emulate/rip off the the vast amounts of win and manliness contained within the Man Cooking videos ourselves. How did we do this? We created a monster from huma...

myself and another forumite here on loadingreadyrun (Unlucky) got together a while back and attempted our own version of Man Cooking, with a new dish we liked to call "Man Stew". Took us almost 12 hours to complete but we got there in the end :P We recorded the whole thing and I've put the...

I must say Matt as a stoner works surprisingly well...

I'd KILL to be able to play the part of a corpse that well!... though, it'd probably mean the one I'd have to kill would be myself. You've gotta make sacrifices for your career I guess.

The bobblehead Prime just made it for me. I don't know why, but I just found that ridiculously funny. And it really is true about the Wikipedia loop. Thanks to it I'm now an expert on Slavic mythology, the Kurgan hypothesis, and the Flying Spaghetti Monster. I need a life.

I once pooped an R.

LoadingReadyRunners banzai!