Evisr wrote:How about something random like this!

Woah! That's ridiculous enough to be awesome! The expression is what really sells it.

Matt, do it now.

Sure, this sounds like a good time.

I must warn you, I have a ridiculous memory for random, useless knowledge like quotes that almost makes up for the small number of games I've played.

* LRR (Obsessive) Fan Points: Name two other bits shot there (There may be more, but I know two offhand). What is 'The Deal' & 'Skeletor's Dick'? Nope, while parts of 'Skeletor' were shot in the same place as part of 'Why I'm Paul', 'The Deal' was a different parkade, and neither of those are t...

Shave your head, wear glasses without rims and whatnot, and carry around a katana...people will get the idea quick. But then everyone will see you as Morpheus from the shitty second movie! What you have to do is shave your head, spray yourself down with a hose, wear broken handcuffs, cut the everlo...

I guess we can stop trying to figure out how to dirige Master Gunner, 'cause he's not dirigible anymore. I've wanted to get some kind gif going on for a while, but I don't have the video recording/editing/greenscreening ability I'd need for what I want. Also, killer rap. I am among the many who want...

Paul looks really homeless in his hoodie, massive beard, and parking lot. I'm saying this mostly because it's true, but also because he makes me even more ashamed than usual to call my facial hair a beard. Damn you and your gorgeous brunette shrubbery! Also, the debut album of the Paul Saunders/Hazm...

masamune wrote:

AwesomeAndrew wrote:I just got a great idea.

Pacman. I don't know how, but I will pull it off.

Now I wanna dress up like Inky.

There used to be a military surplus store in Victoria. Then it burned down and the guy moved to Calgary. Aw, bummer. Google tells me there's still one, but it wouldn't be the first time the internet has lied to me. Also, Corax: chill out man. Were you abused by a trick-or-treating teenager as a chi...

I never come up with any kind of decent costume. I usually forget it until about a week before, and half-ass something together.

Aztec Cowboy Mafia, if you can find a gas mask and some ridiculously tight latex garments I'll go as Psycho Mantis, even though I'm not skinny enough.

Having neither a job, nor the threat of one in the near future, I considered getting something radical, like a mohawk. Unfortunately, I'm kinda a wuss, so that hasn't happened. I never really know what to say the barber/stylist, so my haircut kinda varies, but not much usually. I did have fairly lon...

I'll bring mine, but I don't have Mariokart, or gaming skillz. I'll just depend on others bringing games with download play, and then lose at everything. Failing that, I can spend my time scrawling crude phalli into Pictochat. I'm not entirely certain I got that plural right, but it's impossible for...

masamune wrote:

SilentBobCDN wrote:I was excited for Postal.

And, in my opinion, I got what I expected.

/flame on

exceptions to every rule.

The genre of game-to-movie movies always sucking is the exception to the rule that there is an exception to every rule.

The aforementioned PG-13 rating makes me think that it won't stay true to the gritty, brutal nature of the game, which is kinda crucial in my opinion. The "Valkyries" could indeed be part of a dream/hallucination sequence, but I think the possessed baby blocks of the game worked much bette...

The trailer makes me think someone wrote the screenplay after watching the intro clip from Max Payne, and skimming through a couple reviews on gamefaqs.com. "Valkyr, eh? Sounds to me like you don't know how to spell valkyrie! Let's throw some vague interpretations of valkyries into it! Of cours...

If I ever see anyone here with an incredibly clever pun based around their first name and last initial, and I happen to know their name well enough to get the joke, there's gonna be injury of the Fth magnitude.

As stated in my first post, I signed up for the express purpose of commenting on Graham's (fairly) recent beard growth. Then I decided to hang around, 'cause you guys are kinda cool. Even though my avatar was extremely uglified by scaling it down to 100 x 100, I feel a warm sense of superiority from...

I don't like beer, but I'll tolerate it if it's offered. So far I haven't had a huge amount of experience drinking. By a fortunate coincidence, I didn't start until I turned nineteen. Sweet! That said, I'm quite a fan of rum an' coke, with or without lime. It's the worst the world of soft drinks has...

Can't see both eyebrows at once, no matter how hard he tries.

The Fridge'd! bit was definitely the best. It was pretty funny when it fell, but Morgan leaping (not just jumping) out and delivering his line made it hilarious. Very, very hilarious.

Actually only a 1,975-poundberry.

Also, I'd prefer to stick with oblivious. It describes me very well.

It almost makes me think orn310 knows me in real life...

Secretly Jack.

Zeppelin' the hell out of the forums.

Best thing: the Eric Martin Pavilion is within walking distance of my house. Me too! Me three! I'm incredibly geographically ignorant, but Google maps told me I'm in walking distance as well! That wasn't altogether surprising, considering that I think I know where Graham and Aztec Cowboy Mafia live...

can someone bootleg the season 6 sneak preview? thanks in advance You know, you could just be patient, or pick somewhere better to ask someone to rip off LRR's vids than on their website. Incidentally, living in Victoria + being withing biking distance of everywhere else in Victoria = free access t...

It seems all the funniness of the vid has already been commented on, so I'll leave it at that. I do think that Morgan should grow that huge moustache in real life, though. Apparently it disguises him so well they couldn't legitimately put him in the credits.