I can totally see the LRR crew as the seven deadly exes. Matt would make a great #4, Jer and James could double up as #5/6, and for some reason I see Andy as #3. Maybe because they're both musicians?

Bowflex?

Hey, there's no shame in competing for 2nd place.

I think you just won the thread forever.

I'm surprised nobody thought to try this before. Kudos to you, good sir. I just assumed it was all random gibberish added in post, since filming several minutes of content (Matt in various suits) for the use of a ten second joke seemed like a lot of work.

Oh, and way to make the rest of us look lazy!

That leaves Ash in the role of confused straight-man....straight-woman. I think she could pull that off.

That's not bad, Emperor Gum. I'd actually wonder how somebody else would handle the mad scientist role for a change.

It also gave me an idea for a sequel to Son of a Bitch, but with somebody else as the target of aggression, with a brand new instructional video.

Well, when you talk about not liking the video, only to get rebuked for your opinion, how else can you defend yourself? It seems nitpicky, but since I'm not right there with you to point and go "look at that", I just have to highlight it.

I've got an idea for next week's video. Matt, having read forum comments one time too many, picks up a bat (or an Intrepid Battle Axe of the Boar ) ( For The Horde! ) and tracks down every single commenter at their homes for some internet justice, ala Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back . [beat] You just...

And just think: If a remake of this video created such hostility, imagine how bad it would get after a remake of Three PS3s. Paul might have to regrow the goatee to hide from the angry mob.

Generally, trying to censor opinions on a forum doesn't work. Also, geeks complain about anything and everything. And LRR fans? Geeks, every last one of us. You could produce the most hilarious and compelling video of your entire history and someone would show up on your message board to say "I...

I'm gonna catch flak for this, but I agree with Snowman and Operagirl about the line deliveries. There were some odd pauses in this new one, though that might just be a glitch in the video. Also, there were a few spots that were elaborated that didn't really need it. Less is more. ---Begin NitPick 2...

My friends and I watched this video together, and a collective Awwww... went up when Tally learned the truth at the end of the video. Let's all have a moment of silence for Tally's innocence.

At least with regards to Gay Chicken.

Jhon wrote:So I just have one question about this video. Where/when did Kathleen shower?

In the ice bucket.

I'll be honest, this video makes more sense if you've seen the ICP video. Which makes sense, considering it's a rebuttal. I went into more detail in my Escapist post because, with some exceptions, they seem a bit slower and need the help. I showed this to my friend, who complained that it's not funn...

LRR and Boll have a truce going ever since that interview. Personally, I can respect Boll's movies for at least having a plot, even if it's a bad plot. It's not just a string of lame jokes and references to movies that came out around the same time. If you're making a natural disaster movie spoof, w...

THIS....IS.....SKYNET!

I'll have to disagree with that one, and nominate Alvin and the Chipmunks 2.

It's been three years since the last one, and we just had the Academy Awards. You mean to tell me there haven't been any more movies worth commenting on in the last year? Most Unnecessary Sequel: Tie - Alvin and the Chipmunks 2, Crank 2 Worst Voice Acting in an Animated or CG Film: Alvin and the Chi...

It was spoiler tagged, you have no-one to blame but yourself. And me, you can blame me, I'm cool with that.

i had to think about "fart-nugget" because, you know. farts don't have lumps. Well, I refer you to the bodily occurrence known as a "dingleberry". Quoting from urbandictionary.com, it is: "A delinquent partial turd which grasps anal shrubery causing brownish crust to accumu...

Oddly unpopulated for a public place. Which is probably for the best, "dick-smacker"?

I wouldn't call it a demotion. They just have day jobs outside of LRR. Even though they've lost the green screen backgrounds in their profile pictures, doesn't mean they've lost the green screens in our hearts... Okay, there's a much more eloquent way to express this sentiment, but I'm still laughin...

I've got a sudden urge to photoshop Morgan into a scene from Pulp Fiction...