We have not forgotten, just rough times =(

Sorry folks. No Phan Phail today. Chris has been rather swamped with school work, and I have been busy serenading women with my new lute.

ArcImpulse wrote:
So today I had some things to do and gave Dakota the reins for the night.
However, last I heard, he's serenading some girl with a lute, so here I am.
No, I didn't know they still sold lutes either.

This is hilarious because it isn't a joke.

Now, that is a wonderphul bird. Bravo.

Thank you <3

Just read today's news. =P

(Technical difficulties which result to news an hour late. Sorry folks) From the University of Phail in snowy Phailburgh Phunny Story LONDON, England A computer engineer in South Harrow was apparently mesmerized by a strange light while watching a TV program. The object apparently paused long enough...

Stay tuned, an update on the hour.

Welcome, friend!

If I had to post your unoriginal content for you to phinally become a part of this community, then so be it.

Welcome to the forums, sir. Everyone, I am proud to introduce my good friend, and writer of the Phan Phail.

Thanks for the positive pheedback. We will definitely be discussing more commentary, but it might be hard to convey and make enjoyable through text. We'll do what we can.

Written by Chris Borges, Edited by Dakota Davis (Nebulous) Tuesday, April 07 Phünny Story FREITAL, Germany A story that gives us another reason, as if we needed more, Not to fuck with old people. A 25-year-old jaywalking man was tackled in mid-stride, wrestled to the ground, and pinned by an irate 7...

Stay tuned, an update on the hour.

Thank you, thank you. More to come tomorrow. I wonder if I can get Graham's stamp of approval...

Well, I would love to have Phailhaüs every day, but we all know that Graham cannot do that. So while he is busy, my friend and I will do our best to fill in where he doesn't get. Written By Chris Borges, Edited By Dakota Davis (Nebulous) April 6, 2009 Phünny Story SAO PAULO, Brazil Inmates at Danili...

The world will look up and shout, "Save us," and I'll whisper, "YOU HAVE SPACE JUMP!" You, sir, win a lifetime of internets. Thanks! Also, here's a quick little thing I did: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjHP8cJxmxU&feature=channel_page That is absolutely fantastic. I concu...

GYAH! It's almost monday! -does fan girl scream and jumps up and down even though clearly not female-

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LOL I like the fact that you made an account just to tell us that you were there...

Impossible. Darwin clearly suggests that every attribute had some purpose in the great hunt.

Anything that you don't think could serve a purpose in the great hunt.

Okay, okay..I will respond just for an example. Perhaps, Nebulous, in the far reaches of your ancestry...your ancestors were well known for their prehistoric slushies. So, as a result, they evolved with large neck beards to keep their necks warm. The few hairs you have left that will no longer grow ...

Here, you ask Darwin about what feature of your body served in the great hunt generations ago. Posters feel free to reply as Darwin with a reasonable explanation.

I will go first.

How, Darwin, does my 8 extra long strands of hair as a so called neck beard, serve in the great hunt?

Cade Antilles wrote:Don't forget to shave your heads. If the zeds get a handful of your luxurious locks, they'll soon have a mouthful of your essential epidermis.

Probably the best bit of advice posted in this entire thread.

That guy sucks.