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by Laurnil
09 Jul 2014, 18:10
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One
Replies: 4354
Views: 132417

Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Elomin, you were stopped by a pervert.....I laugh because your serious, thoughtful, and sweet nature kind of derailed his pervert fun, but there are people in this world who get off on shocking people with salacious things, and outright rejoice in offending people. Next time, don't be so honest abou...
by Laurnil
29 May 2014, 14:44
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Big Relationship Thread
Replies: 14919
Views: 327392

Re: The Big Relationship Thread

by Laurnil
20 May 2014, 14:41
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One
Replies: 4354
Views: 132417

Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Hahaha! Cute! You haven't done that yet?
by Laurnil
20 May 2014, 13:24
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One
Replies: 4354
Views: 132417

Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Elomin, you're wasting time not tagging someone else. We all know you wouldn't be able to burn me. I'm too useful to you.
by Laurnil
20 May 2014, 08:46
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One
Replies: 4354
Views: 132417

Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Elomin Sha wrote:Elomins hide.


I FOUND YOU!

Tag, you're it! No tag backs!
by Laurnil
20 May 2014, 08:45
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One
Replies: 4354
Views: 132417

Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

So I've never really shared about my intimate life but I feel I need to put it out there as awkward as it is. I've never been a very touchy-feely kind of person. I don't mind cuddling and holding hands but I'm usually not into it. This also extends to sex. It is extremely difficult for me to get in...
by Laurnil
30 Apr 2014, 12:45
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One
Replies: 4354
Views: 132417

Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Lord Hosk wrote:Laurnil never kisses me :(


*KISSES!!!*

I kiss Elomin because it annoys him.
by Laurnil
09 Apr 2014, 10:26
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One
Replies: 4354
Views: 132417

Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

The Jester wrote:
Elomin Sha wrote:Literally or figuratively?

Image


Perfect response, Jester.
by Laurnil
02 Apr 2014, 08:02
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One
Replies: 4354
Views: 132417

Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Okay, girls...let's end this tampon fight. Kiss and make-up.
by Laurnil
01 Apr 2014, 14:51
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One
Replies: 4354
Views: 132417

Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Sorry, I haven't eaten all day and I'm so snarky.
by Laurnil
01 Apr 2014, 14:29
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One
Replies: 4354
Views: 132417

Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

What British people call British....Americans call passive aggressive.
by Laurnil
01 Apr 2014, 11:38
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One
Replies: 4354
Views: 132417

Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Elomin, *clap clap clap* I'm so happy that you were able to do that and that you are able to share. Avistew, I know what you mean. Now that you have orgasms, you keep moving towards that point without enjoying the time and effort spent on getting one. I miss just making out with a guy and doing a li...
by Laurnil
27 Mar 2014, 06:39
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One
Replies: 4354
Views: 132417

Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Well, I know you, too, Heph. I wasn't saying that I didn't. Just that there are people I don't know on the forum. keenersmash, my problem is I am experienced. I can work through a lot of sexual dysfunction, but I have no grasp on this. I don't even understand the formation of an issue like this. I f...
by Laurnil
26 Mar 2014, 12:21
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One
Replies: 4354
Views: 132417

Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Dude....that shit costs money...and a lot of it.

While I know you, Elomin and Ptangmatik, this information is kind of out in the open for any number of forum members that I don't know to look at and comment about.
by Laurnil
26 Mar 2014, 11:51
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One
Replies: 4354
Views: 132417

Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Lauranil, seems to me like the fact that he can't cum is got to do with him, not you. My boyfriend had a similar problem when we started having sex (he had never had sex previously), and he did some research and found out it was because the frequency that he was masturbating was desensitizing him s...
by Laurnil
26 Mar 2014, 11:37
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One
Replies: 4354
Views: 132417

Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

I guess my problem is that he's really sweet and I like him a lot and simply don't want to be that bitch that breaks up with a guy because the sex is bad. Then again, I don't want to have a sexless relationship.
by Laurnil
26 Mar 2014, 11:19
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One
Replies: 4354
Views: 132417

Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Yep, we've tried. He's never gotten off with a woman. Only when he masturbates to things involving this particular kink. I wouldn't call it porn, per se, but like porn.
by Laurnil
26 Mar 2014, 06:49
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One
Replies: 4354
Views: 132417

Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Well, I think if he started suggesting you get frisky with a bike pump, that might be a 'deal breaker'. It's odd though, that's surely got to be an entirely unfulfilled kink. Is he alright otherwise? He can't cum during sex. It kind of makes me feel bad about myself. He's a really nice guy. But, le...
by Laurnil
26 Mar 2014, 06:26
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Venting Thread Delta - Now With Easy to Follow Rules
Replies: 7432
Views: 256622

Re: Venting Thread Delta - Now With Easy to Follow Rules

I concur with the hugs. It's remarkable that you do so much for that pair of pricks. Can you delegate the phone answering to the intern, see how much your friend likes that? For the third guy, can't you record and bill him for the calls? I am a man, and so I always feel the need to try to fix stuff...
by Laurnil
26 Mar 2014, 06:22
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One
Replies: 4354
Views: 132417

Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Thanks for the welcomes back. So....I'm dating a guy....and he has a weird fetish that I had never heard of and that I think might be a deal-breaker. So, I was wondering if we could talk it out. It's hard to explain his kink...but, he gets off on the idea of my breasts, butt, and stomach expanding t...
by Laurnil
25 Mar 2014, 13:57
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One
Replies: 4354
Views: 132417

Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Have we digressed into food porn since I left?
by Laurnil
25 Mar 2014, 13:55
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The "Post a picture of yourself" thread
Replies: 6223
Views: 207650

Re: The "Post a picture of yourself" thread

Deedles....You're a woman? And second, gosh you're pretty...not to get all pervy (and considering I don't really swing that way, I hope it doesn't come off that way, but) *eyebrow waggle*

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