Uh, don't have scissors? they're in the shot: http://imgur.com/hHyJHTd

Love it - and admittedly I wasn't a big fan of WoTD skits, but this is excellent

Also, if my housemate's conspiracy theory BS was this entertaining, I might be able to put up with it.

Conspiracy Theories - aka: News Fanfic

Whole thing in 1 (maybe two, break on the email) shot? How many takes?

But where is the fridge now?

How Does Cat?