Re: 227 "The Shotgun"
Gun-centric Crapshots always give me comfort, because they reassure me that Alex gets annoyed at the same stuff I do.
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- 17 Mar 2015, 20:29
- Forum: Crapshots
- Topic: Crapshots - Volume 3
- Replies: 334
- Views: 75812
- 13 Mar 2015, 10:49
- Forum: Feed Dump
- Topic: Feed Dump 195 - Do a Tesco
- Replies: 6
- Views: 2127
Re: Feed Dump 195 - Do a Tesco
The penny guy was relying on an old urban legend that holding a penny in your mouth while giving a breath sample would fool the analyzer. *Mumble mumble something about copper.* Swallowing the penny isn't supposed to be part of the procedure - it sounds like he added that step to remove the evidence...
- 11 Nov 2014, 10:55
- Forum: Crapshots
- Topic: Crapshots - Volume 2
- Replies: 238
- Views: 57250
Re: Crapshots general no.01
Re: 192 - The Gun Show
This may be my favorite Crapshot of all time. Alex's delivery is dead on.
This may be my favorite Crapshot of all time. Alex's delivery is dead on.
- 05 Nov 2014, 12:18
- Forum: Feed Dump
- Topic: Crafting with Skeletons
- Replies: 11
- Views: 2912
Re: Crafting with Skeletons
Man, Kathleen really wanted to use that Shelley quote.
As she should. It suits her.
As she should. It suits her.
- 12 Sep 2014, 15:37
- Forum: Crapshots
- Topic: Crapshots - Volume 2
- Replies: 238
- Views: 57250
Re: Crapshots general no.01
Re: 175
Did not see that one coming, well played.
Wouldn't it figure that if politeness destroys the world, it would be Canadians that would seal our doom?
Did not see that one coming, well played.
Wouldn't it figure that if politeness destroys the world, it would be Canadians that would seal our doom?
- 01 Sep 2014, 20:40
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: Venting Thread Delta - Now With Easy to Follow Rules
- Replies: 7432
- Views: 441952
Re: Venting Thread Delta - Now With Easy to Follow Rules
.of course, I'm saying this with the benefit of both a day or two of hindsight, and second-hand 'armchair quarterback' position. ;) Yeah, but that doesn't mean you're wrong. :) And I should note that the story ended more or less as you suggested (though with a bit more tension). But that's not the ...
- 01 Sep 2014, 13:29
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: Venting Thread Delta - Now With Easy to Follow Rules
- Replies: 7432
- Views: 441952
Re: Venting Thread Delta - Now With Easy to Follow Rules
I prefer *stabbity-stab*, myself...but then, I work in a kitchen, and cut open bags of frozen food with a big, sharp knife. *sighs with satisfaction* Remind me not to pester you in the kitchen! O.o Oh, and the dude's drunk - his perception and judgement are SUPPOSED to be grossly impaired. At least...
- 31 Aug 2014, 18:44
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: Venting Thread Delta - Now With Easy to Follow Rules
- Replies: 7432
- Views: 441952
Re: Venting Thread Delta - Now With Easy to Follow Rules
MinniChi wrote:The store opens at 8:30, the bosses in charge of the schedule don't get in until 9:00 if we're lucky. Usually 9:30/10. Then they go to Starbucks.
Well, that's helpful of them.
- 31 Aug 2014, 15:46
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: Venting Thread Delta - Now With Easy to Follow Rules
- Replies: 7432
- Views: 441952
Re: Venting Thread Delta - Now With Easy to Follow Rules
How is this a vent? 1) I don't know my work schedule for next week at the bookstore 2) If no part-timers show up at the store, we'll get in trouble for not following the schedule because the guy in charge of sending it out is a dick-bag who can't take the blame for anything. Lovely. That's a hell o...
- 14 Aug 2014, 20:35
- Forum: Crapshots
- Topic: Crapshots - Volume 2
- Replies: 238
- Views: 57250
Re: Crapshots general no.01
Re: 167
The Canadian version of "Taken" is much less intense.
The Canadian version of "Taken" is much less intense.
- 10 Aug 2014, 01:42
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: Venting Thread Delta - Now With Easy to Follow Rules
- Replies: 7432
- Views: 441952
Re: Venting Thread Delta - Now With Easy to Follow Rules
So, you went to a bar. You got stupid drunk and obnoxious, and picked a fight. When security came to escort you out, you picked a fight with security. By the end of the night, you'd been thrown (almost literally) out of the club, got arrested, and you got your ass kicked twice - once at the bar, and...
- 06 Aug 2014, 11:28
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: Venting Thread Delta - Now With Easy to Follow Rules
- Replies: 7432
- Views: 441952
Re: Venting Thread Delta - Now With Easy to Follow Rules
Duckay wrote:Just throwing this out there...
Being asleep in the middle of the day doesn't constitute "sleeping in" when you're working midnight - 8am that night.
This is true. This is so painfully true.
- 02 Aug 2014, 11:08
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: Venting Thread Delta - Now With Easy to Follow Rules
- Replies: 7432
- Views: 441952
Re: Venting Thread Delta - Now With Easy to Follow Rules
Ugh. Humidity like that is the worst. There's no escape from it.
- 01 Aug 2014, 23:34
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: Venting Thread Delta - Now With Easy to Follow Rules
- Replies: 7432
- Views: 441952
Re: Venting Thread Delta - Now With Easy to Follow Rules
I understand you're annoyed that I raised my voice. But the fact remains that you walked up to a moving police car and tugged on the back door handle while there was a prisoner inside, on the grounds that you "thought it was a taxi". So, yeah, I yelled at you a little bit. But available ev...
- 27 Jul 2014, 10:53
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: I want to help
- Replies: 20
- Views: 1742
Re: I want to help
You're so average, a Russian hacker stole your identity and then returned it.
- 22 Jul 2014, 10:13
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: Brilliant news stories
- Replies: 371
- Views: 25253
Re: Brilliant news stories
In a follow-up to a Feed Dump story from last year, Irina Walker, exiled Princess of Romania, has pleaded guilty to running a cockfighting ring. I think now is the time for Kathleen to step up her write-in campaign. They have write-in campaigns for Princess, right? From the article: "The Walker...
- 22 Jul 2014, 08:32
- Forum: Checkpoint
- Topic: CheckPoint 157 - Don't Crytek
- Replies: 1
- Views: 1342
Re: CheckPoint 157 - Don't Crytek
Homefront was a decent game (though it definitely had its issues, both in story and design), but man, that IP seems to be cursed. That's the second studio it's managed to slay.
- 20 Jul 2014, 23:54
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: Venting Thread Delta - Now With Easy to Follow Rules
- Replies: 7432
- Views: 441952
Re: Venting Thread Delta - Now With Easy to Follow Rules
So, two idiots can't coexist on a dance floor? So, someone bumped into someone and a drink got spilled? That's it? That's why I've got a near-riot breaking out in the middle of the street? That's why I've got an angry crowd roiling off the sidewalk, nobody helping, but everybody filming on their cel...
- 20 Jul 2014, 23:42
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: Keab-Shaming
- Replies: 52
- Views: 3743
Re: Keab-Shaming
The Thing - the John Carpenter version with Kurt Russell
Dirty Harry
The Manchurian Candidate - the original; the remake is just OK
The Road Warrior
Full Metal Jacket
Casablanca
High Noon
Apocalypse Now
Big Trouble in Little China
Dirty Harry
The Manchurian Candidate - the original; the remake is just OK
The Road Warrior
Full Metal Jacket
Casablanca
High Noon
Apocalypse Now
Big Trouble in Little China
- 15 Jul 2014, 18:51
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: Feminism general thread
- Replies: 1178
- Views: 99950
Re: Feminism general thread
Darkobra,
That also might be a result of you being subconsciously aware that you are sleeping in a different environment than your home, which feels familiar and "safe". Your body might then be more alert when away from home, even while asleep.
That also might be a result of you being subconsciously aware that you are sleeping in a different environment than your home, which feels familiar and "safe". Your body might then be more alert when away from home, even while asleep.