Bulletstoooooooorm

For next game: I don't know what Cam thinks of them, but how about something along the lines of Devil May Cry or Bayonetta? Their top difficulties are staggeringly punishing.

I once played a game between my Proc-Martyr deck and a friend's Blood Artist + Eternal Servitude deck, filled with stuff like Bloodghasts, Reassembling Skeletons and even a couple of Dark Confidants (which never ever hit anything but lands, by the way). I almost lost to repeated Blood Artist trigger...

I cast Diabolic Servitude and target Murderous Redcap in my graveyard with the enchantment's ETB effect. I then sacrifice the Redcap to my Viscera Seer in order to scry 1, so that the stack looks like this after I order my triggers: Scry 1 Diabolic Servitude "When that creature dies" trigg...

Cameron, please make more panicked faces while saluting the camera when a plan goes awry. It fills me with glee to know that somewhere, somehow, pixels are being disintegrated.