If the Illithid Brain Juice doesn't taste like eeeeeeeevil head cheese, I will be so very disappointed.

Perhaps. Or I've just saved myself a ton of money on Christmas presents for this year!

tak197 wrote:So try it over waffles and pancakes.

That's the plan. However, that is also going to take a CRAPTON of waffles to make a dent in the syrup stash!

Then you've got to walk around with that horrible sheet of paper with you at all times, and accessible. Walking to car with co worker. You: Whoops dropped my car keys /bends to retrieve Co Worker: Hey, a sheet of paper fell out of your jacket pocket. I'll grab that for you... WTF IS THIS!?!?!? I fu...

Nevrmore wrote:Yeah, and can we please get back to calling cars "automated mobiles"

YES. YES WE CAN.

The shirt DOES kick ass. I am sad now that I bought one for the beeg and not for me.

I am stoplight. I was born to speak all mirth and no matter. That being said, I take zombie apocalypses far too seriously. I am married to the infamousbeegee. I am a graphic designer. I am exuberant, but easily distracted by shiny things. I prefer to play rogues, but for some damn reason I usually t...

Cade Antilles wrote:Can we please stop calling H1N1 the "swine flu"?

Then since it's 'Nerd Flu,' can we call it R2DFlu?

(nyuk nyuk nyuk)

Actually, if I'm going to go with a Star Wars droid theme, I think it would be better called HK-47 flu. He'd like that.

Idea #1: If you sign up for that "Name A Star" program, and humanity makes significant scientific advancements in the field of space exploration during your lifetime, does the name still hold? If so, I want to sign up, and name a star "Catfarts", in hopes that someday, mankind w...

I think you should print out something horrible, like goatse or Tubgirl, in large format and flash the image at him while he's wanking.

Dude, I'm in the middle of a canning spree, and the first batch of jelly I tried to make - plum blueberry honey - didn't solidify. I read that you can reprocess it if it doesn't work, so I did. As the second run (which I had to entirely recan all of about 20 pint jars) was cooling, I looked at the d...

Oh yeah, we're bad with names so we were going to ask yours again. Ours are Cassandra and J. If you tell me more than once most times I remember. I'm Brian, and my wife is Jessie. Together we're...WILD STALLIONS!!!! Dude, it's 'Wyld Stallyns.' You're old enough to know better by now. Also, whilst o...

The other half of Beegee is here as well now, Bruze&Badder. I SUPPOSE forums aren't all going to suck out my brains. I had entirely too much fun at the meetup. :) Everyone was as cool or cooler than I anticipated, and I bruised my freaking hand with the microphone on stage, too. THAT IS HOW HARD...