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by Ottoman
03 Aug 2012, 16:03
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Venting Thread Delta - Now With Easy to Follow Rules
Replies: 7432
Views: 231905

Re: Venting Thread Delta - Now With Easy to Follow Rules

Hey Matt, since mods are unblockable, and thus everyone has to see your avatar, why don't you make it something less obnoxious?
by Ottoman
03 Aug 2012, 15:54
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Venting Thread Delta - Now With Easy to Follow Rules
Replies: 7432
Views: 231905

Re: Venting Thread Delta - Now With Easy to Follow Rules

Merrymaker_Mortalis wrote:(insert word Matt doesn't approve of)
Matt proudly identifies as a watcher of a cartoon meant for little girls. What Matt does and does not approve of is clearly not relevant among adults. Just call the guy a [Nope -m].
by Ottoman
03 Aug 2012, 15:35
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: For the lols
Replies: 8556
Views: 273665

Re: For the lols

I'm calling shenanigans. A Batman cosplayer going to an anime convention? And a Pikachu cosplayer at all, ever?

If that is real, everyone involved deserves a beating.
by Ottoman
01 Aug 2012, 17:39
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: For the lols
Replies: 8556
Views: 273665

Re: For the lols

metcarfre wrote:Ah. Sigs disabled, found it anyways.
Somebody thinks he's better than us.
by Ottoman
01 Aug 2012, 08:59
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Books you're reading now
Replies: 1119
Views: 57320

Re: Books you're reading now

Oh, right — this isn't a GoT thread. Spoilers engage. In one of those interactions, Arya reveals that she can read, and Tywin tells a brief story from when Jaime was young. His tutors couldn't manage to teach him how to read; he persisted in saying that 'the words twisted about on the page&#...
by Ottoman
01 Aug 2012, 07:41
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Books you're reading now
Replies: 1119
Views: 57320

Re: Books you're reading now

Somehow, I'm reminded of Tywin's story concerning Jaime that he told to reverse-trap Arya.
by Ottoman
31 Jul 2012, 00:12
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Venting Thread Delta - Now With Easy to Follow Rules
Replies: 7432
Views: 231905

Re: Venting Thread Delta - Now With Easy to Follow Rules

For the flu you also need a motivational poster featuring a kitten hanging perilously from a tree branch. Did you even take high-school biology?
by Ottoman
30 Jul 2012, 23:48
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Venting Thread Delta - Now With Easy to Follow Rules
Replies: 7432
Views: 231905

Re: Venting Thread Delta - Now With Easy to Follow Rules

Darkobra wrote:titty sprinkles
You seem to be taking that news quite well. Optimism is half the cure, you know.
by Ottoman
29 Jul 2012, 20:09
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: For the lols
Replies: 8556
Views: 273665

Re: For the lols

It's funny because people think that where they choose to spend their money will make a difference.
by Ottoman
29 Jul 2012, 14:19
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Confession Topic: Get It Off Your Chest!
Replies: 2804
Views: 78749

Re: The Confession Topic: Get It Off Your Chest!

Cry more. Also learn to google.
by Ottoman
29 Jul 2012, 04:30
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The thread of win
Replies: 7651
Views: 203317

Re: The thread of win

That's a pretty generous interpretation of China's philosophy; I would have said that they believe in 'programming from birth'.
by Ottoman
29 Jul 2012, 04:07
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The thread of win
Replies: 7651
Views: 203317

Re: The thread of win

I could have sworn that the Olympics were about America crushing everyone else.
by Ottoman
29 Jul 2012, 03:06
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Advice Thread
Replies: 1621
Views: 61930

Re: Advice Thread

Dude. Stop. Inhale, exhale. Not everyone is out to get you. Don't be that guy.
by Ottoman
28 Jul 2012, 17:01
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Advice Thread
Replies: 1621
Views: 61930

Re: Advice Thread

The Jester wrote:Thank you for your passive-aggressive, secret-but-not-really-secret comment, Otto!
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(Spoilers being universal sign for a bad pun or joke.)

Clean that sand out of your vagina.
by Ottoman
28 Jul 2012, 13:20
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Advice Thread
Replies: 1621
Views: 61930

Re: Advice Thread

That sounds pretty bad.
by Ottoman
27 Jul 2012, 16:57
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Advice Thread
Replies: 1621
Views: 61930

Re: Advice Thread

I didn't even know there was a grey version.

Orange is true scheme.
by Ottoman
27 Jul 2012, 15:01
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Thread of soothing cuteness
Replies: 2662
Views: 94870

Re: Thread of soothing cuteness

Oh snails, you so cool.
I'd already developed a snail fetish after watching Bakemonogatri.
by Ottoman
27 Jul 2012, 14:59
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Valve boss calls Windows 8 a 'Catastrophe'
Replies: 28
Views: 754

Re: Valve boss calls Windows 8 a 'Catastrophe'

empath wrote:humans form a superstition that alternating versions of anything are either good, or bad.
Except the trend lately seems to just be straight downhill. Both Apple and Microsoft seem to be ripping out features left and right in order to pander to smartphone kiddies.
by Ottoman
27 Jul 2012, 12:06
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Valve boss calls Windows 8 a 'Catastrophe'
Replies: 28
Views: 754

Re: Valve boss calls Windows 8 a 'Catastrophe'

Boo hoo, people use different operating systems! That aside, Windows 8 looks fucking atrocious for its interface alone. Not that Mac 10.7 is much better. It's like both companies are in a race to turn their legitimate desktop systems into bullshit 'mobile platforms'. Time to start learning about Li...
by Ottoman
27 Jul 2012, 02:41
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Venting Thread Delta - Now With Easy to Follow Rules
Replies: 7432
Views: 231905

Re: Venting Thread Delta - Now With Easy to Follow Rules

I suppose it would be stupid of me to ask if you've tried, say, deleting and re-downloading them?

Yeah, that would probably be stupid of me.
by Ottoman
26 Jul 2012, 16:47
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Venting Thread Delta - Now With Easy to Follow Rules
Replies: 7432
Views: 231905

Re: Venting Thread Delta - Now With Easy to Follow Rules

To give you that greatest of treasures, which is called Hope.
by Ottoman
26 Jul 2012, 13:37
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Still Not Dead Yet
Replies: 29
Views: 1081

Re: Still Not Dead Yet

Don't we do the Hiiragi Cat anymore?

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by Ottoman
26 Jul 2012, 11:43
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Holy crap- I'm an Omeganaut!
Replies: 30
Views: 905

Re: Holy crap- I'm an Omeganaut!

I just had to go look up 'omeganaut' to figure out what you were on about.

Shouldn't this go in the Gaming board?
by Ottoman
26 Jul 2012, 01:10
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Shooting at The Dark Knight Rises midnight showing in Denver
Replies: 111
Views: 3111

Re: Shooting at The Dark Knight Rises midnight showing in De

I read the comments
Dude.

You never go full retard.

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