Get Alison back for the pre pre pre pre release and recreate the jelly doughnut scene from Full Metal Jacket. I guess it doesn't have to be her but I think the next step up from Blake is Gny. Sgt. Hartman. Serge might be good, I'd have to see his war face. It probably makes more sense to turn it int...

On the one hand, I guess it'll be nice not seeing the same match on Smackdown and RAW (and a PPV) in the same week.
On the other hand how did this change Smackdown from being RAWs little sibling?

Crap, I didn't write one last week. Erm... OK, theme. It's a tool to focus your creativity for one thing, it can also help to make sure you aren't writing a railroad plot. Obviously that depends on what you want your central question to be but by making it open ended there isn't a wrong answer. In m...

Another Friday, another post.
Themes are good. I recommend you have one.

Lets talk a little about choices. In order for a choice to be meaningful, according to me, it needs to satisfy a couple criteria. One: There needs to be consequences, both for “failure” and “success.” Maybe one of them is good for the party? Maybe both are bad in their own way. I'll get back to that...

Alright, so now you should have some idea of what your players want and why they want it. Great! Now you know what sorts of stories to think about and what hooks you can use to get their interest. But Sherpa, you say, I have a great story about a wizard taking over the world and my players want to d...

Hi! I'm Sherpa and I wanted to start a tips and tricks thread for GMs and players. I would prefer if this didn't evolve into specific rules or builds or stuff like that but I believe my current title is Minion, 2nd Class so there you go. My intention in more along the lines of things that help with ...

They are protected here as well because they are quote migratory birds unquote which is clearly not true. Maybe that's something they only tell us in Chicagoland because they have mob ties? It makes sense, they have some Joe Pesci style traits and Joe often plays mobsters. In any other thread I woul...

I had someone a few weeks ago try to make change with squirrels, I knew they were trying to take me for a ride! Six muskrats sounds more than fair so thank you and your husband for that. On the subject of geese: We have a growing population of Canadian geese that don't migrate. I'm not sure if they ...

FAQ silly must be: Would you squish a baby duck with your bare feet for a million dollars? Well, I was thinking more along the lines of What if the reward tier I'm interested in can't be divided into whole beaver pelts? Is there a way to make change for a beaver? I have no idea how your money works.

I have a question about filling the FAQ with silly questions.
Should I wait until the goal has been met or should I avoid it completely and post them here?

Most of the slam videos have janky spots. It's probably an audio edit but I feel like there are better excuses? I'll start. Has anyone seen Death Becomes Her? No? Was 1992 that long ago? Adam and Graham died in unrelated filming accidents so the cuts cover reassembling their undead bodies when their...

It would have lined up with the WCW thing from a million years ago. Instead we have Princes Bride.

Good work. Sleep well. I'll most likely fire you in the morning.

I was pretty stunned when I read Shane lost. About the only thing I could come up with was pulling a Bruce from Batman begins. Here's your box Vince. Oh wait, it's the wrong one. What's this? Oh look, it's a piece of paper showing how much stock I've bought over the years. Huh, looks like I've got e...

I have to ask. If it's the PS4.5 then you'll need half a PS4 for Paul but if it's the PS4K you'll need, you know, a couple extra. Is there a write in campaign or a voodoo doll or whatever you are trying so you don't have to digitally come up with 4000 PS units?

The literal version of Meatloaf was awesome however it looks like UMG pulled them from youtube. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF my backup was Call me by Blondie which was also pulled by UMG. VSQ doesn't have a cover of Chop Suey... I'm batting a thousand here folks. Have some VSQ Korn Shoots & Ladders instead. ...

Tango linguistically is no worse than calling a deck bant. I say this as someone who has to look up wedges or shards or whatever the heck they are every time they come up on the podcast.

Sherpa

There is a card from a million years ago (Fallen Empires? I got out with Ice Age so it can't be newer than that) that changes the color listed on a card. Far as I know it was there to change prot X to prot Y. I'm not sure when Magic checks the legality of ETB but it might let you get around picking ...

In an attempt to settle the dog vs. cat debate I offer this scientific analysis. If aliens invade you want to be with a cat (see Alien, Men In Black) If terminator style robots invade then you want a dog (see Terminator, T2? I don't remember but probably) I'm sure there are other studies I have have...

OK, my song choice is

"take on me (take on me) take me on (take on me)"

Me neither. I was expecting Paul to come back up with a full beard and starting over.

I'll have some lyrics for ya WNivek but right now I have to go fix a sink...

So many moons ago I was attempting to record a stop motion animation thing where I built a Lego castle. It turns out the camcorder I had available didn't have a flying erase head. What that means is the first two seconds are lost as the camera spools up and the last second gets rolled back after you...

These recipes are so complicated (Note, I've only listened to the first half so far) Make stuffing (from a box, whatever is easiest) Take sliced roast beef and add a scoop of the stuffing at one end, roll it up and toothpick it. Line them up in lets say a brownie pan Add half a can of chicken broth ...

I enjoyed this one guys and gal although I have to wonder who the mystery head was at the end of the video and why they got off lightly. Many moons ago I was a panel beater (That one's for you Kathleen) and one of my jobs was to take the cars we finished repairing to a local car wash. You get your c...

The Voynich manuscript. Thank you internet for helping me figure out what I spent the last half of the video trying to remember.