This was, without a doubt, my favourite (fuck you spell check, there's a u in favourite) thing you guys have done in a long time. I think commodore hustle (edit: actually anything with Matt and Graham as room mates or just you guys playing "you guys" also falls into this category) is the b...

I've had one that ruined a friendship but much like Arius that one's not getting told here. What I got burned on a lot was back in my first year of college I used "that's what she said" far too much often without thinking so we'd have exchanges like "Oh man, this thing is TINY!" ...

Step aside real man here...
*clicks link*
Well then, I'm scarred for life... but it's cool. Chicks dig scars right?

Brilliant, It's either this or Secret of the Sauce for the next VISFF. I loved the "grab my Penn and Teller" line. Nice work guys, well worth the wait. The grab my Penn and Teller line was my favourite part of the whole video. And considering how good the rest of it was, that's saying a l...

When I was a kid I wanted to be one of the Ninja Turtles. Like.. ACTUALLY one of the ninja turtles and go fight crime with Raphael. AND THIS WAS A PERFECTLY LOGICAL COURSE OF ACTIONS TO ME. Like, I get the message behind your pep talk but, yes, growing up DID mean Growing Up to me. I still dress up ...

I knew what you meant but the point isn't that I can't do those things anymore I mean it's not the same. I'm not mature at all. Hell I still have ninja turtle sheets and a ninja turtle lunchbox because they're rad. I meant that I miss having that childhood innocence where everything on TV was not ju...

Well sure, in theory, but if I run around with 5 year olds NOW pretending to be Batman and Robin I just get too many weird looks and eventually have to stop because the "police" think I'm a "danger to the children" or some such bullshit.

That's a damn lie Tom, Linux users don't do it at all.

Windows users start doing it but fail partway through

Mac users are really self righteous about his aesthetically and streamlined they do it.

I miss when I had less options, crappier things, everything took longer and we didn't have FUCKING SUPER COOL AI ROBOTS, CARBON NANOTUBES AND CYBERNETIC ARMS! Oh wait, no. The future is fucking awesome and I want to do a shred on my toy guitar that can make me feel like I'm playing Hard rock with my...

report it to the local authorities.

are you implying that Switzerland...

Pun intentional?

If an enemy drops a gun, and you pick up that gun, you will gain a full clip of ammo and the gun itself will cease to exist. Been done. In this thread? All I saw was the "picking up ammo autmatically sorts itself into full clips." one. Oh well, must have missed it. How about Lasers are co...

If only we'd know about this before. We could have saved matt so much time and suffering

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bXeQ7baYEE

If an enemy drops a gun, and you pick up that gun, you will gain a full clip of ammo and the gun itself will cease to exist.

No matter what you put them through, guns are always in perfect working order. Underwater? Through a sandstorm? through a swamp? NO PROBLEM THE GUN IS STILL FINE

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yes, a meme (pronounced MEEM) is an actual thing. See the wiki entry above. As for the topic at hand, which, as Graham so astutely pointed out, is not a matter of personal preference but one of confusion regarding what the joke is... There's an entire blog about that which I enjoy. http://comicsidon...

Genghis Ares wrote:Borderlands?

Yeah. Kinda easy. Your go.

Yeah, I'll take it.
The lady in your head sends you on a quest for riches but sadly, there is none.

Isn't that a bit of a cop out?

When something weighs little enough it literally stops weighing anything or taking up any space.

Donkeys are a type of ape

The quality of your food is determined by the price of your fridge. And on a related note you don't actually go buy groceries, as long as you have money, your fridge is stocked.

People on the internet complain you're not doing it correctly.

Literalists do it in bed with a member of whichever gender they are physically attracted to

Wow, you are good at writing in their style. Also, good at writing things that are funny. Though a suitable beach may require waiting for the season to change.

@Machalllewis Actually it would be pretty easy. Make Graham's green screen much lower quality. So you can see a green outline around him and the edge of the screen is in the shot so you can see the wall behind him. Also establishing in intermediate scenes that Graham is in fact just staying home. (H...