Listen, the hard/soft science divide is real and we all know it. Geology is the hardest science on Earth and physics is the softest. You can't even touch those strings. Biology is somewhere in the middle, I think? Anyway... *leaves*

so this week I'm taking a new route home from work. I am achieving this via the simple method of no longer driving Fayili home and watching a few hours of Star Trek first. This new route is strictly worse, even though I think I spotted a book store I didn't know about yesterday.

No, tortilla is the flatbread used for tacos, quesadillas, etc. My family has always called omelettes "tortas" with an A.

Okay, actual reason I came in here, I cooked calamari for the first time tonight. Breaded and pan-fried. Made a salad to go with it as well. It turned out alright.

I went to a park. I sat under a tree. The sun was shining. The wind was at my back. I read a book. That is all.

Things I have noted: I tend to turn off lights when I leave rooms, drink too much bottled stuff, take fairly short showers, and I drive an amount, but mostly just from home to work to home-away-from-etc to regular home again. In conclusion, I am slowly killing the planet.

"Light swirled around the event horizon of the black hole..." "Bloody metaphors..." Keen grumbled to themself as they settled back into the pilot's chair. [NOT PARTICULARLY DIFFICULT AS THESE THINGS GO] flashed across the screen the ship's AI was using to communicate today. "...

So I gave Fayili a book and was informed a day or two later that that counted as An Act of Kindness. I was quite surprised by this turn of events, as I did not expect to be able to complete this quest. My name is KidSpanner, and this has been my story.

So I actually didn't manage to do every day this week (my last post's hubris was clearly my downfall) because I got hit by the sickness. Remember y'all, if you go to a GP (or con or whatever) be extra vigilant about the handwashing and such. Anyway, I made up for my missed days today. Dunno if that'...

This is just a thing I do? In different numbers, but yeah.

I wake up at some point in the day and am able to drag myself out of bed rather than lie around for a while. I head out to meet up with all my favourite people in the world. We hug and we're all happy to see each other and talk and everything. We all sit down around a table, and break out some boost...

So I was planning on trying a look around this weekend, but I sprained my ankle Friday. I'll need to add this to the list of quests to reactivate.

Arriving Thursday and leaving Sunday night. I'm in a couple side events Thurs/Fri, and doing the main event Sat/Sun. Hoping to day 2, but if not there's always more stuff to do at a GP.

MRIs, Airport security, and working with computers are not affected by the magnets. They're not actually strong enough to affect any of those things.

Lip back in 2013, tongue last June. Gonna get a magnet implanted in my finger this summer too, which is not really a piercing, but it is a body mod involving metal and whatnot and is also the coolest thing so I like bringing it up whenever I get the slightest chance. As for reason, I guess I just fe...

Dammit Erin, I'm never in my town!

*looks at clock*
*looks at quest*
*looks at clock again*
*checks available tools*





Welp



I have named it Fred. I'll let you know when it blooms.

I bought extra baked goods. They were cookies. It was good.

Can I treat myself to excessive amounts of coffee? I mean, I do that anyway, but it still feels like a treat.

In case surprise wasabi is too mean a prank, my backup prank is taking your friend's commander deck and replacing it with 99 basic lands and the same commander in an identical box before you both leave for the game shop to play some magic (technically still a legal deck, assuming you use the correct...

Declare it "Avocado Appreciation Day" at the office. Set out bowls of chips, trays of crackers with globs of guacamole (some with sour cream), sushi rolls that incorporate sliced avocado, and of course a large bowl of your homemade guacamole made just like grandma taught you. Every 3rd tri...

Yeah, I've got no idea what to do for this. Blargh

Okay, résumé got written and then printed and then taken to an interview. Quest completed. Now we play the waiting game.

DAMMIT FAYILI!
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(Write résumé)

I can't say I remember him very well, but I just tore up the best advice little 8-year-old me never got