I am amazed how concerned I was about Kathleen's lack of gun safety in this video. Shuttup self! It's a video inside a video game.

Newslion. I think I'd like to be a Newslion. In charge of reporting the news and lounging around while all the lady Newslions do all the hunting.

Yep, that was one Kathleen ass (pun intended) sketch.

Why not Battle Hymn of the Republic? Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Paul He is trampling out the vintage where the clone machine is stored He hath loosed the fateful lightning of His teleporter foul: His truth is marching on Or something like that. Because I want you to see the ...

Lumar wrote:Well the Paul army is on the march again.

Now I just have the image of the massive Paul army marching to "When Johnny Comes Marching Home". It is a glorious image. "The Pauls go marching two by two. Hurrah, hurrah!"

Fuck traditional aspirational vessels for the assumed straight male holding the controller indeed! I've wanted to be a hot man that people attracted to men are attracted to since my father took me to see my first James Bond movie. Where is my representation game industry?! Damn good opinion reportin...

Wow it's amazing how much Switzerland looks like the platform of the Redwood City Caltrain station. but does everyone walk in reverse at Caltrain stations to celebrate snake captures, then know exactly when to freeze, I think not Of course, that's the station EA employees get off at. Who else would...

Oh I clearly hang out a Giantbomb too much when I expect Dave Lang with my Iron Galaxy news and am disappointed.

Wow it's amazing how much Switzerland looks like the platform of the Redwood City Caltrain station.

I could listen to Graham's exaggerated Canadian accent way more than is in good taste.

I look at the four of you together at the beginning and think: "Kathleen's gonna need to beard up soon".

Busfinger AKA the phantom feeling drivers have after a shift of there thumb moving an analog stick to the left every few moments. BUSFINGER! It's the side effect of over aggressive bus. A phantom bus. Such a [something] finger, Beckons you to sway leftwardly so And I just spur of the momented that s...

So it seems a given that Desert Bus 7 is going with a James Bond theme. The moment Graham dropped "Desert Bus will return in etc." I got working on a reinterpretation of Nancy Sinatra's classic Bond theme "You Only Live Twice" to pertain to Desert Bus for Hope, and somehow its ta...

I feel like it's been ignored how excellent a choice that old Mercedes is as a mob car. I can name maybe three films off the top of my head where a 90s E-class Mercedes like that just made the scene.

Welcome to Feed Dump, life's sweetest reward, come aboard, we're expecting you.

I'm Graham, your Captain.

With me is your Ship's doctor.

And your Bartender.

Now let's take a romantic cruise.


Yeah that was pretty messy but you get the idea, its Love Boat references.

I remember taking a chem final and while working out a problem I started doodling on the scratch paper. Roughly 10 minutes later I'd drawn a simplistic but impressive profile of a young man wearing a tuque. I don't remember if I erased the drawing or just threw it in the trash but I distinctly remem...

Alex jerkass? He does get away with all those magical shenanigans. Screw it putting it in anyway.

Oh way to go TV Tropes, because of a certain picture I now realize how much I look like James. The only difference is the nose and ears. It's like I'm the Tim to his Matt.

PS: One of the trailers that ran was for the movie Devil, a horror movie in an elevator, that seemed to have some of the audience freaked out... until M. Night Shyamalan's name appeared and EVERYONE LAUGHED. No Joke. That exact same thing happened when I went to see it. Once his name popped up, eve...

You should be lucky you didn't have a science fair. It's a lot if student obligations and unfun last minute excuses for experiments.

For the sake bringing this conversation to somewhere everyone wanted it to go but didn't know how I bring up:

*That cool/creepy distinctive noise in Inception that kind of sounds like a foghorn, the one that goes WHOOOOMP or something very dramatic*

Yeah, I really like that noise.

Aha, so these are the people responsible for my misprinted Desert Bus shirt.

I hear ya, apparently San Francisco is overdue to get destroyed again.

Huh, you know that much blatant patriotic symbolism in one costume makes the "A" seem a bit dumb, its never been a big symbol of the US.


Though he is Capatain AMERICA. *Shrugs*

Well gentlemen I think we've discussed long enough. It is time for us to assemble a small Hollywood spelunking team to go down that sinkhole.


I call funny guy who survives the endeavor because he's a likable character and this isn't a Joss Whedon movie.