I was half expecting it to be a "serious" unboxing, only for it to go south extremely quickly. Like, I dunno, he found a severed hand from his stalkerish ex-girlfriend or something.

There's a town in Queensland, Australia named "Blackbutt".

Seeing you all out in the sun reminded me of just how albino I look when I go outside.

You Canadians and your spiders. Just a heads up, if say, a large cardboard box from Australia just happens to be found on the doorstop to the Moonbase, don't be afraid to open it. It might only have the adorable Atrax robustus (Hugging spider) inside it.

Wait until he sees the arbitrarily drawn map indicating where he can and can't use the Net.

It was a crime eggsplosion.

*crickets chirping*

Nothing?

In Australia, animals will openly laugh at you if you come at them with anything other than a grenade launcher.

Tell me that the pizza delivery guy was the guy who owned the zebra, and the guy who got his nipple bitten off, stabbed the guy. Please tell me this is what happened.

Ahhh Molynuex; He promises us the sky, and then delivers a new shade of paint saying that's what he meant all along, and then complain that it's the skies fault for being so high.

I fully expect Denmark's legislators to bear the brunt of the Punching App.

No jokes about testing the semen for quality, or were there and they were too gross?