Ah,I'd live in Camland...Camtopia? Cam Prime? Camsylvania? Fort Lauderda- no, wait, that's taken.
Sure, he'd be a cruel and despotic tyrant, but on the plus side there'd be a LOT more funding available to the sciences. Even if most of it would be earmarked for doomsday devices.

I've never heard Cam drop an F-bomb before; he should do it more often.