old: "of course you know, THIS means war"
better: "Quote me as saying I was misquoted." Groucho Marx
worse: "We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity." Ann Coulter
new: Your momma is so damn fat, stunt agencies use her as an air mattress.
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- 12 Dec 2005, 14:07
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: Know what's good on a cold December night?
- Replies: 100
- Views: 33679
- 12 Dec 2005, 13:55
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: Word game?
- Replies: 109
- Views: 39094
The pink duck went for a fuck in the park. When suddenly a huge purple badger, wielding several siamese cats and bright orange maracas, burst forth from a nearby bush. Stunned by the sheer magnitude of the bader, weilding also a large can of 7up and licorice whips, the pink duck Screamed out "OH SNA...
- 13 Nov 2005, 22:38
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: VIctoria LRR: Zombie Tag today at 2:30.
- Replies: 7
- Views: 2680
- 13 Nov 2005, 11:50
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: VIctoria LRR: Zombie Tag today at 2:30.
- Replies: 7
- Views: 2680
VIctoria LRR: Zombie Tag today at 2:30.
Zombie tag: Today at 2:30, Fleming beach. Bring your friends and some black shirts. Rules: 1- There are two teams, the survivalists and the zombies (who must wear black shirts/jackets, so everyone remember to bring one if you want to play). 2- Before any players go on the field, a series of items th...
- 29 Oct 2005, 16:48
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: Google Ads Mk. II - A LESSON
- Replies: 32
- Views: 12905
Just a pinch of S&M.
I for one welcome our wonderfully-shaped overlords!
- 26 Oct 2005, 14:42
- Forum: LRR Video Discussion
- Topic: Pimp My Chair
- Replies: 103
- Views: 62402
- 23 Oct 2005, 10:51
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: Fighting the Good Fight in Ottawa
- Replies: 82
- Views: 34079
- 18 Oct 2005, 11:31
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: "Hello computer?" Transparent Aluminum a REALITY!
- Replies: 5
- Views: 2174
- 27 Sep 2005, 20:13
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: Birthday.
- Replies: 8
- Views: 2880
- 27 Sep 2005, 11:11
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: Yay for no sleep!
- Replies: 6
- Views: 3241
I'm not quite that busy. I'm only a 2nd year physics (third year math, I guess--although I'm ignoring that this semester) dork, so it's just one boring lab write-up after another. I've got a chemistry and a programming course on top of the physics, so it's just one long lab semester... This ends up ...
- 25 Sep 2005, 19:30
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: Look at this!
- Replies: 3
- Views: 1756
- 25 Sep 2005, 07:48
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: Doctor Who
- Replies: 39
- Views: 12742
- 24 Sep 2005, 10:16
- Forum: LRR Video Discussion
- Topic: The Rant- Scenesters & Snobbery
- Replies: 41
- Views: 21328
Beep beep boop: Oh, I've never met Jay. The only member of Ghosts that I have spoken with is Brad, and he seems like a pretty nice guy. Green Day: I don't know whether they're posers or not, but whenever a new song comes out I feel like I've already heard it in their catalogue before. I suppose that...
- 23 Sep 2005, 16:50
- Forum: LRR Video Discussion
- Topic: The Rant- Scenesters & Snobbery
- Replies: 41
- Views: 21328
That scene can be a little insular at times. My favorite example: A few years ago, I took some friends with me to this skid-row-indie-rocker soccer deal that they used to have at Vic High. Don't get me wrong: soccer is great fun, more fun with idiotic tomfoolery and beers in a non-competitive enviro...
- 16 Sep 2005, 14:05
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: Advent Children
- Replies: 12
- Views: 3864
- 05 Sep 2005, 22:11
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: A Cheese-Related Discussion...
- Replies: 18
- Views: 6551
- 02 Sep 2005, 00:29
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: A Cheese-Related Discussion...
- Replies: 18
- Views: 6551
Hitman, the emcee thriller, lady-killer, conquerer of lost worlds and time traveller wrote: "Ask Mike about the crepe place in Vancouver the morning after the Decemberist's show... Deeeeeeeeeeelicious. Except that I don't think Mike posts here much anymore." Just when I thought I was out, you draggg...
- 30 Aug 2005, 00:19
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: Lunchbox Cometh...
- Replies: 19
- Views: 5888
- 29 Aug 2005, 00:31
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: Lunchbox Cometh...
- Replies: 19
- Views: 5888
That depends on what you're into. Musicshopwise: Ditch Records for rock, White Bird and that little place on Pandora near Government for electronic. Shows: Ted Leo is playing, as are the New Pornographers, Destroyer and a few other cats. Mostly though, Lucky Bar Mod Nights and 50-50 Arts Collective ...
- 24 Aug 2005, 23:29
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: FLASH GAME 08/21/2005
- Replies: 4
- Views: 1870
- 17 Jul 2005, 09:27
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: Boondock II? WTF?
- Replies: 19
- Views: 5579
- 15 Jul 2005, 09:31
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: Boondock II? WTF?
- Replies: 19
- Views: 5579
Weather update from the Garden City: Yep, definitely rain, but sadly not the oft-yearned for 4th guitar solo from November Rain. :cry: On singin' the blues: As far as frustration goes, the young lady whom I was digging is also into me, she's bright, witty, an incredible lover and cuddle machine--but...
- 06 Jul 2005, 08:19
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: Cops searching buses for alcohol in Victoria on Canada Day
- Replies: 32
- Views: 10372
- 05 Jul 2005, 10:20
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: Cops searching buses for alcohol in Victoria on Canada Day
- Replies: 32
- Views: 10372
- 05 Jul 2005, 01:37
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: Me. Canada Day. Victoria.
- Replies: 33
- Views: 9293