Bear's side.

I'm not a fan of seal flesh, how do I disguise the taste?

I've been thinking of getting my fin pierced; don't know what fin yet.

Thoughts?

Bearsharkopocalypse!

Bearsharkopocalypse?

Yes, but do you mind coming here and getting it?

Will Bear be mine?

Where's Roscoe?

You're being racist towards animals.
Grrrrrr *bite*

Bear, my dear; would you like to discuss undies with me over dinner?

It's been far too long since we went out somewhere nice.

I always enjoy a nice swim. Maybe a spot of lunch too.

Red, that way the blood is camouflaged.

What's the best thing to bite?

Don't start with your favorites. Nothing is worse than finding out that your senses of humor differ by enough degrees that she doesn't find something you really like even slightly funny. This is so true, when Bear and I first met... well that's not really a pleasant story; he wasn't found to be gui...

Tasty McTastyson

No, never.

Why does nobody hug me?

I'm torn between "om nom nom" and "mmmmmmmmm"

I think you're lovely; and by lovely I mean tasty.

Bacon and Bacon

You can hope, same way you can hope to keep your genitals if you come near my bear.

Looks rather tasty

Awwww, aren't you a sweetie? Good thing you're mine

Hands off people, I bite.

Polar bears? Where? I shall dine well.

Bear, my dear, you forgot the chapter on abduction.