Uppity colonials *grumbles*

Seeing as I live in the same town as The_Lone_Bard, you should all send me money so that I can take him out for birthday drinks





p.s. this is not a serious suggestion, still Bard, drinks are on my mate.

Vegemite, that is all

*mails a Wallaby to Lord Chrushers lab*

Geoff's like a redback spider... More afraid of you than you are of him



... go on... touch him... you know you want to

Ahh well according to the guys who turned up to the last loading ready Melbourne meet up I'm "so English it isn't funny" but according to all my friends back home in England I sound "aussie as" so to say the least it's a little confused. Back on topic, the girl I've been seeing s...

We like you, we just like our internal organs on the inside


Unlike this guy... click at own peril

Man left crying in the street after being trapped by German nymphomaniac

For some reason I picture this guy being Elomin Sha

Darkobra, in my experiance that is usually a subtle hint to "give me flowers and prove me wrong".

All the lights are out and they won't send someone to fix it til tomorrow.

On the brightside all the candles lend the place a nice ambiance, as long as it doesn't burn down.

Yeah... I shouldn't have watched eurovision this year, I would have remained blissfully ignorant.

there are varying degrees of stabby?

Lord Hosk wrote:The doctor... You have a hole in your mind

Your not wrong, though I'm not sure if should blame the zombie chewin' on my noggin' or this core lit assignment.

Edit: It's not just me either. It's just coincidence that I'm leaving the country now...

P.S. his book looks surprisingly good

Gltepel wrote:Graham, technically speaking, I think the penis counts as a seed drill. I don't know much about seed drills, but from the name, it seems they have a similar purpose.

Except seed drills are usually drawn by horses, which implies beastiality and a whole new level of depravity.

Mint sauce!

My university email is full of crap and spam... way way more spam than any of my other emails, it is the king of spam and it's the only one that ever gets sent anything important

Fenrir wrote:What's the premise of the novel? If you don't mind my asking. And heh, my grammar isn't exactly brilliant either but then I'm dyslexic so....guess I have some excuse.

Yeah, I'm Dyslexic too, a couple of us are. As for the novel think, Dresden Files meets university life with a dash of Australiana

A friend of mine suggested PCP as the cause, which seems likely considering the history of that drug, but still...

I've been writing a contemporary fantasy novel but... I'm just not motivated at the moment, I've written a few chapters and as you've all noticed my grammar is atrocious so it needs a through overhaul.

Bad Drdigget42, you broke fenrir's brain

So happy I'm on a giant island on the other side of the Pacific... Just saying

Omelet and egg routine, the justification for every security argument in history.

Incidentally, seeing as it's been mentioned by a few of the girls that male porn actors don't do it for them. Then why the hell do they keep casting fat and/or old men for porn?! It's just not realistic that these gorgeous women would be having sex with half these actors (not that porn is at all rea...

This place sounds like a good place to hit on straight guys just for sex: a lot of them seem to be unwilling members of the group. Wow, so it's going to become a cruising thread? Geography will likely be an issue for you predation though. Also population +1 Is it really predation when the victims l...

gcninja wrote:I just feel bad for the guy getting his face chewed on... still alive at least.

For now...

Also a thousand apologies for the slight good sir