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by Allen!
31 Oct 2009, 12:03
Forum: Video Games
Topic: EXTREME MAFIA TO THE MAX (Day FOUR)
Replies: 271
Views: 5919

Re: EXTREME MAFIA TO THE MAX (Day FOUR)

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE: Out of nowhere, a hammer flew across the room. Well, it wasn't out of nowhere, really, but who knows where it was actually from? I suppose the person who threw it, really, and the person who it hit may have some opinions, but who knows? Regardless, it hit someone, in the face...
by Allen!
30 Oct 2009, 23:59
Forum: Video Games
Topic: Another MW2 boycott of a more personal sort.
Replies: 27
Views: 810

Re: Another MW2 boycott of a more personal sort.

Don't get me wrong - I have better ways of honouring and understanding the dead and the heroic than playing video games. But it's an immersive way to do it, and it accomplishes it fairly well, if you ask me.

Myself, I read books!
by Allen!
30 Oct 2009, 16:21
Forum: Video Games
Topic: Another MW2 boycott of a more personal sort.
Replies: 27
Views: 810

Re: Another MW2 boycott of a more personal sort.

Pop quiz: Are you people FUCKING STUPID? The big thing about both the Medal of Honour and Call of Duty games is... They don't glorify war. If anything, they make you realize how fucking brutal it is, and how much of it is blood, grit and dirt, and not very beautiful at all. Medal of Honour games and...
by Allen!
30 Oct 2009, 13:43
Forum: Video Games
Topic: Does anyone know if there are any free risk clones out there
Replies: 10
Views: 401

Re: Does anyone know if there are any free risk clones out there

You found a bunch of air on wikipedia? DELETE IT
by Allen!
29 Oct 2009, 22:19
Forum: Video Games
Topic: EXTREME MAFIA TO THE MAX (Day FOUR)
Replies: 271
Views: 5919

Re: EXTREME MAFIA TO THE MAX (Day FOUR)

NO. GENERALIZED STATEMENTS HAVE NO PLACE IN REALITY. ARE YOU PREACHING, SIR.
by Allen!
29 Oct 2009, 20:48
Forum: Video Games
Topic: EXTREME MAFIA TO THE MAX (Day FOUR)
Replies: 271
Views: 5919

Re: EXTREME MAFIA TO THE MAX (Day FOUR)

Genghis Ares wrote:SO... WHAT NOW? IS THERE STILL SCUM? OR IS IT AN SK? SERIAL KILLER WOULD MAKE SENSE, SINCE I BELIEVE EVERYONE STILL ALIVE HAS VOTED FOR SCUM AT SOME POINT.


YES.

The game is continuing, do not question it.
by Allen!
29 Oct 2009, 20:32
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Big Relationship Thread
Replies: 14919
Views: 328656

Re: The Big Relationship Thread

I used to have this big "I'll never kiss a smoker" deal, but I broke that shortly after I moved to Vancouver. Then I started smoking myself, and have also since quit.

I've realized that there's no point in setting frivolous standards.
by Allen!
29 Oct 2009, 20:25
Forum: Video Games
Topic: Does anyone know if there are any free risk clones out there
Replies: 10
Views: 401

Re: Does anyone know if there are any free risk clones out there

Well, I can get you a clone, and you can start growing on your own, but I dunno if it's free of risk, man...

Oh, wait, shit, what are we talking about...?
by Allen!
29 Oct 2009, 20:24
Forum: Video Games
Topic: EXTREME MAFIA TO THE MAX (Day FOUR)
Replies: 271
Views: 5919

Re: EXTREME MAFIA TO THE MAX (Day Three?)

POP QUIZ, KIDS.

What happens when nothing happens and nobody dies during the night?

NOTHING, THAT IS WHAT HAPPENS.

It is now day... four. With five people alive, it takes THREE to lynch a bitch, dawg.
by Allen!
29 Oct 2009, 00:25
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Big Relationship Thread
Replies: 14919
Views: 328656

Re: The Big Relationship Thread

Sometimes it is. Other times... It really fucking doesn't feel like it.
by Allen!
28 Oct 2009, 22:06
Forum: Video Games
Topic: EXTREME MAFIA TO THE MAX (Day FOUR)
Replies: 271
Views: 5919

Re: EXTREME MAFIA TO THE MAX (Day Three?)

I fixed it. Now shut up. :x
by Allen!
28 Oct 2009, 19:10
Forum: Video Games
Topic: EXTREME MAFIA TO THE MAX (Day FOUR)
Replies: 271
Views: 5919

Re: EXTREME MAFIA TO THE MAX (Day Three?)

Beta-Guy: Joshua, Thrash, Gordon, Curbee BETA GUY HAS BEEN LYNCHED You are... TIME TRAVEL http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/candh/images/7/7a/Time_machine.png Ever wanted to go back in time and fuck somebody's mother just to make them call you daddy? WELL NOW YOU CAN THEORETICALLY DO IT WITHOUT ALTE...
by Allen!
27 Oct 2009, 21:25
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Whoooo's got two thumbs & two new wheels?!
Replies: 49
Views: 754

Re: Whoooo's got two thumbs & two new wheels?!

Seriously, what is WITH that moustache.
by Allen!
27 Oct 2009, 20:57
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Big Relationship Thread
Replies: 14919
Views: 328656

Re: The Big Relationship Thread

Arius wrote:Okay, fine, it was the kind of smile girls give when they are trying their damnedest not to leap onto a man and tear his clothes off.


Which step is denial, again?
by Allen!
27 Oct 2009, 20:25
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Big Relationship Thread
Replies: 14919
Views: 328656

Re: The Big Relationship Thread

Arius wrote:But she gave me a smile that I'm just now realizing was the kind that girls give to a guy they find attractive.


Sorry, I came back just for this one:

No. That's not what that smile was.
by Allen!
27 Oct 2009, 09:14
Forum: LRR Video Discussion
Topic: House of the Dead
Replies: 117
Views: 9093

Re: House of the Dead

See, when we were pitching ideas for this one, I was so anxious to see it. Well played, sirs!
by Allen!
27 Oct 2009, 00:18
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Crawling on my skin! (got nothing to do with Linkin Park)
Replies: 13
Views: 427

Re: Crawling on my skin!

The title is terrible, I thought this was a Linkin Park thread.
by Allen!
26 Oct 2009, 23:07
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Big Relationship Thread
Replies: 14919
Views: 328656

Re: The Big Relationship Thread

This thread is too big for me, I'm quitting it.
by Allen!
26 Oct 2009, 22:06
Forum: Video Games
Topic: EXTREME MAFIA TO THE MAX (Day FOUR)
Replies: 271
Views: 5919

Re: EXTREME MAFIA TO THE MAX (Day Three?)

I'm gonna ignore everything that happened before and say that Beta-Guy has three votes. He needs... a number.
by Allen!
26 Oct 2009, 16:37
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Big Relationship Thread
Replies: 14919
Views: 328656

Re: Yet Another Relationship Thread

I break the ice by finding a common ground: usually in making fun of a common friend.
by Allen!
26 Oct 2009, 10:12
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Happy Birthday James
Replies: 32
Views: 845

Re: Happy Birthday James

James, my mom says happy birthday.
by Allen!
25 Oct 2009, 23:34
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Big Relationship Thread
Replies: 14919
Views: 328656

Re: Yet Another Relationship Thread

Gordon's going to hell. I'm sprinting there. MG is taking a bus there. Allen is friggen flying a fighter jet there. I'm pretty sure I've said WAY worse things than about welfare bums. I'd offer examples, but Kathleen would probably pounce on my posts, and all I'd be able to say for weeks was http:/...
by Allen!
25 Oct 2009, 23:32
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Happy Birthday James
Replies: 32
Views: 845

Re: Happy Birthday James

They're like the same number, I'm pretty sure. I know sometimes I FEEL 43.
by Allen!
25 Oct 2009, 22:35
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Big Relationship Thread
Replies: 14919
Views: 328656

Re: Yet Another Relationship Thread

Yes they are. Heart of Gold stereotypes aside.

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