Opening Scene.
Paul facing camera.
Graham wafts out from behind.

"We must consult the Necronomicon!"

~Alja-Markir~

http://www.worldarchitecturenews.com/index.php?fuseaction=wanappln.projectview&upload_id=946 It is, in essence, four long rectangular blocks of apartments suspended several stories above ground from a central support tower. It certainly looks cool. It's a lot like some of the wilder sci-fi and a...

Lovechild of The Uberstache

The mustachioed one is strong!
Strong, yes!
We must warn the boss!
Warn the boss, yes!

~Alja-Markir~

Personal Records: 57 Hours Conscious - Sleep Dep Experiment From My Younger Days 87 Hours Unconscious - 1st & Only Time I Caught Influenza Alcohal Consumed - None Drunks Driven Home - Approx. 26 Different People, Some Many Times Times Violently Attacked By A Drunk - 3 (Separate Occasions and Dru...

You realize of course that now we must have a drunken-Alex Whatever Thing.

Also, something with Matt drunk would simultaneously be the best and most awkward video in LRR History.

Ever.

~Alja-Markir~

The text! It fails to convey tone and sarcasm! Nooooo! Technology has failed us. We must now kung fu fight. Appologies on my behalf. I've actually met people who seriously believe in tradtionalist English. They get uppity sometimes, and it weirds me out. I suppose I jumped the gun a bit. Again, my b...

I take offense at the statement that American spellings are "stupid and wrong". A language is based on societal acceptance, much like currency, and simply because one nation uses pounds and another uses dollars, doesn't mean the dollar is stupid and wrong. Due to an international upbringin...

Paul's Beard:

Do the ladies love it?
Is it scruffy or poofy?
How does it compare to Graham's portable uberstache?

~Alja-Markir~

I so called the Morgan bit. I wasn't certain at first, but I had the gnawing sensation that I'd missed something. So I looked the film over again, and looked over my post in the WT forums... ...he has finally achieved kung fu mastery and is preparing for his inevitable future as a kung fu guru livin...

Which do you prefer: aluminum or aluminium? Interesting aside, Aluminum is the proper name. You see, it was discovered by an American chap who named it Aluminum, but the Brittish, being unavoidably Brittish, decided that it couldn't possibly be called Aluminum, because all elements end in -ium! Exa...

Regarding Amazons: It's a misconception that Amazons removed a breast to improve their archery. There isn't any known evidence to support such a claim, and all representations of Amazons in traditional Greek culture portray them as having both breasts. That's right, Greek culture. Amazons were origi...

I believe Morgan has aged another year, thus the facial hair. Or, he has finally achieved kung fu mastery and is preparing for his inevitable future as a kung fu guru living atop Mt. Gyokuro, where he refines the sacred lost art of Snake On A Plain. ~Alja-Markir~ Also, to R.B. - Buy all our playsets...

Seems I didn't really place much emphasis on the third bit of my post. Too vague. Written too late at night. Heh. I happen to have not read your essay, my initial post was simply my basic thoughts on the phrase, "Can Machines Know?". Appologies. My mistake was in commenting generally on on...

But are you a nation? BWAHAHAHAHA! Awesome. To be honest, there could very well be a Sinister Nation. There's a significant difference between a nation and a state or country. Example: The Palestinean Nation, due to lack of land or territories, is not a Palestinean State. Also: Poutine rawks. ~Alja...

This is what I get for not bothering to listen to each damn video over again, just to make sure it contains the music. Remember, you must never make assumptions, because that makes an ass out of you and.... mumptions.... Waiting for next week I guess, will hopefully be an easier one. ~Alja-Markir~

A machine is limited by physics. Anything a computer does, it does because it is obeying the laws of physics. It doesn't "know" anything, arguably for a number of reasons: 1) Lack of Cognition 2) Lack of Sentience 3) Lack of Instinct In the first instance, cognition is the ability to reaso...

This video was like an English sausage.

I'll leave you to interpret.

*winks*

~Alja-Markir~

The majority of your films seem to lack music, but I am struck by inspiration! The Jangles and Jones music. 'Nuff said. ~Alja-Markir~ Edited to show zhe vohrk! * Jangles and Jones * Jangles and Jones Save Christmas * The LoadingReadyRumble * Yummies Ads Possibly more, but I think four is a good numb...

I approve of this idea. Heartily, and with gumption. Toss in ol' J-Lunchbox and we've got a winner.

~Alja-Markir~

Regarding Weather: I want snow where I am, but it is too dry. It is cold though. I lack thermometrics of a discernible nature, however. Regarding Religion: *Phoenix Wright Music* OBJECTION! Due to a critical lack of conclusive evidence one way or the other, the matter cannot be solved! Or, in fewer ...

(Vague and Quite Bad Eurasian Accent) I haf been playink much of zhe Burning Crusade. Zhe doktor Freud says this is because I vish to shleep vith my mahja, but I am expectink that he vuz not knowing of the allures of zhe Blud Nicht.... *twitches* Anywhoooo... Games I seek to play soon include: Spore...

I had something humorous to say about paraffin and lumens, but it appears to have slipped my mind. On the topic of torches, I recently helped a friend of mine clean out his garage. He had several old hurricane lamps hidden away, with oil in them and more lying next to them. These lamps were laying o...

Nice heli. I can't quite identify the airframe though. Mind filling me in? I'm terrible with civilian models and variants.

~Alja-Markir~

Saccharin - C7H4NNaO3S · 2H2O Formaldehyde (Methanal) - H2CO Yes, denaturing of Saccharin can produce small amounts of formaldehyde. Then again, your natural metabolic system produces small amounts of it anyways, with no ill effects. Formaldehyde itself is a gas naturally, and the science laboratory...

D&D? Oh yes, I've played it. But not Dungeons and Dragons mind you. Goodness no. No, no... no-no-no. Heh. Nooo. Heheh! Hoo. Meedley? Dungeons and Dementia is the crack-pot invention of myself and an accomplice in madness who shall remain unnamed. (For Science!) The game was invented in the wee h...