Granted, but you'll soon find they can do none of those things for you.

I wish that comeback wasn't so goddamn easy.

Greanted, but it actually turns into mineral coal. Or New Coke. Pick one... for that is also part of the curse.

I wish I had a hippopotamus for Christmas (only a hippopotamus will do).

I wouldn't recommend waking away from anything, especially if you're Dave Chappelle.

I would expect no less from the old country.

Yes, you are right Matt, history has a lot to do with how words may be interpreted - which is also why using 'gay' in a negative way is not good. Historically it did refer to homosexuals (and even earlier back, to happy people, circumstances, etc.) and homophobia is common enough that the meaning of...

One person's intentions are secondary to the climate of opinion which they may incidentally encourage. Using faggot in a negative sense may lead others to believe that faggots are bad or that their current belief that faggots are bad is in fact true and acceptable - and this is really the danger. Wh...

There is a time and a place for the word faggot. Just as there is a time and a place for the word nigger; as when quoting famous literature, and an unforgettable line for seduction: "I said come here, nigger, and bust up this chiffarobe for me, I got a nickel for you." And if I recall it i...

And Jesus, our lord and saviour, knows this all too well. He is omniscient.

But now we're running out of things to say about Lavos. That is a fact about Lavos. (?)

Edit: Posted a smidge later than Graham, apparently. Graham is uber-fast at responding (sometimes).

I too got the reference, and am glad someone outside my circle of friends uses it.

Edit: By the way, why not take public transit (to the ferries) for little to nothing? Unless, I guess you have to take a lot of suitcases and stuff?

By the way, I wrote the above. --^

Tennant is better than Eccleston. I have to say, I've seen all of the 'new' Who, but basically just because my brother watches it. I don't generally like modern Sci-Fi. It's all too... ingratiating. I want sci-fi that questions and challenges people, not sci-fi that's like.. whoo! aren't humans (mea...

I'm afraid I'll have to insist that my irrational (and unspoken) demands be followed to a T.

The irony of course is that in the past month or so it seems (from my point of view) that LRR has been doing more fore-planning than ever before. Note, if you will, the following: For OMG Bears, Paul's bit was filmed before Graham even went to Chetwynd. Unknown amounts of Rapidfire were also filmed ...

I'm sure the bus driver was already mildly fearing for his life. It is fairly easy for them to kick off one drunk guy on a loaded bus, but when the whole bus is full of drunks, the best you can do is just not pick up any more. And since it was Canada Day, it's a fair assumption that anyone downtown ...

Hmmm... pirate movie... sounds familiar...

Thanks for being the bearer of bad news Kathleen.

Lavos wrote:Sooner or later morgan is going to have /Wrists in his signature.

Haha.. I get it, and it's funny.

Question: How in hell did you get 1401 myspace friends? I may not know that much about the intarweb, but I'm surprised that that many people would actually visit the forums AND have myspace accounts. Are a lot of those fake or something?

Oh, and minor crit. The part where Canadaman asks "do you have any more donuts?" and then you show them eating donuts. You know the old saying "show, don't tell?" Uh... don't you think it would be a little weird if Canadaman just sat down and started eating the man's donuts with...

aimes wrote:does that mean you guys are coming?

Oh good lord no, I won't come - but I applaud you none the less. I'm too much of a recluse to bother, but I do sincerely like the idea of it.

I'm saying that you're not a stalker type fan. LRR is simply a rag-tag bunch of mere mortals, susceptible as any to a well played match of scrabble. Furthermore, I applaud your candor.

Speaking of the Python's... I was hoping for 'Confuse a Cat' but I got 'Rowan and Martin's Laugh-in.' And while I didn't mind the switch, I still think it would have been better with a cameo by Richard M. Nixon's corpse.

SOCK IT TO ME!

Ask yourself....do you REALLY need to take a video game design course? You can save alot of money and get a better computer if you don't.

Basscomm, you could also mention to Drat that Alexa rating is not important for a number of reasons: Websites do not require much traffic to have influence or be notable. In fact, if one were to accept the film industry as a metaphor, many people saw "Wedding Crashers" a year ago, but that...

Yeah, do it. It sounds professional-ish, but it can go if it makes the entry better. [Edit: As an aside, I think it's funny how serious my comic can be taken; the description I gave for it is an example of that. For those who didn't read the description, I decribed my own comic as being "Burles...