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by Timelady
15 Oct 2013, 11:01
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Collaborative Sexy Romance Assassin Teacher Novel...Thingy
Replies: 122
Views: 4244

Re: Collaborative Sexy Romance Assassin Teacher Novel...Thin

['Screwed up' is a matter of opinion. ;) ]

It was all a lie. The rapid kidnappings. The secret organizations. The $500 she made in tips as a bellhop. The magical Kingdom of Slooberopapus. All of it fed to her by her own subconscious. All of it.

Including Evan...?
by Timelady
13 Oct 2013, 19:43
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Advice Thread
Replies: 1621
Views: 65272

Re: Advice Thread

Loking at Inara and Natalia, it looks like you both like kind of elegant-looking names with lots of vowels that end with the letter A?

Iola, Iona, Irina, Iliana, Nadia, Nathalie (with an h?), Natasha, Neona?
by Timelady
12 Oct 2013, 15:51
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Collaborative Sexy Romance Assassin Teacher Novel...Thingy
Replies: 122
Views: 4244

Re: Collaborative Sexy Romance Assassin Teacher Novel...Thin

With one desperate glance behind her, Evelyn ripped open her blouse and fell forward into Evan's arms. "SLOOBEROOPALOO, I CHOOSE YOU!" she shouts, before darkness overwhelmed her. "Man," Exclaimed Evan to the purple snake doing the macarena beside them while he held her up, "...
by Timelady
10 Oct 2013, 16:51
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One
Replies: 4354
Views: 131262

Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Virgin here, and well over 18. But I'm asexual, too, so there's mitigating circumstances there. And...I don't know, exactly. I'm not the most social creature, especially within my own age group, but...yeah, female virgins do seem to be rarer. Or at least don't talk about it as much. What I have noti...
by Timelady
10 Oct 2013, 08:23
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Collaborative Sexy Romance Assassin Teacher Novel...Thingy
Replies: 122
Views: 4244

Re: Collaborative Sexy Romance Assassin Teacher Novel...Thin

"And we could call ourselves the Ev Twins!" Evan finished, beaming.
by Timelady
10 Oct 2013, 07:57
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Collaborative Sexy Romance Assassin Teacher Novel...Thingy
Replies: 122
Views: 4244

Re: Collaborative Sexy Romance Assassin Teacher Novel...Thin

"Have you ever noticed how our names kinda go really well with each other?" Evan said brightly as he perched on a chair. "Like, the sound of them. And they both start with Ev. And end with n. --Hah, end and n, that almost made a rhyme. But we could be, like, the Evs. Or the Ev twins. ...
by Timelady
09 Oct 2013, 14:24
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Confession Topic: Get It Off Your Chest!
Replies: 2804
Views: 82046

Re: The Confession Topic: Get It Off Your Chest!

I mainly just have the fear that someone, somewhere will come along, say "And what makes you think anyone cares what you have to say?" and I'll have nothing to point to because there's nothing I'm an authority on. Whether or not this would realistically happen is irrelevant. Then you just...
by Timelady
09 Oct 2013, 14:16
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Collaborative Sexy Romance Assassin Teacher Novel...Thingy
Replies: 122
Views: 4244

Re: Collaborative Sexy Romance Assassin Teacher Novel...Thin

"The contract of the bones has been sealed," intoned the skeletally thin man in the leather jacket standing in a shadowy corner of the lobby, as the doors on the elevator shut silently, whispering both women up to the tenth floor and their doom.

((Bah, ninja'd by LogicSword! :P))
by Timelady
09 Oct 2013, 13:27
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Collaborative Sexy Romance Assassin Teacher Novel...Thingy
Replies: 122
Views: 4244

Re: Collaborative Sexy Romance Assassin Teacher Novel...Thin

Shouted a tiny, squeaky voice coming from the center of one of the stacks of money. Evelyn's head whipped around, confused. The woman started stuffing money into the dry cleaning bags, to reveal...
by Timelady
07 Oct 2013, 20:17
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One
Replies: 4354
Views: 131262

Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Romance novel STARRING the avatar of Death. I dare you.

(No, I've never actually posted in here before. Yes, I can somehow smell when there's writing or plot going on...)
by Timelady
06 Oct 2013, 06:21
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Confession Topic: Get It Off Your Chest!
Replies: 2804
Views: 82046

Re: The Confession Topic: Get It Off Your Chest!

Yeah, exactly. (Meaning: the idea that the temperature scale that I use and have the most experience with makes little to no sense outside some dude fiddling around with things in his kitchen pleases and amuses me.) That is seriously fascinating. I have to admit that I didn't entirely understand the...
by Timelady
05 Oct 2013, 18:26
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Confession Topic: Get It Off Your Chest!
Replies: 2804
Views: 82046

Re: The Confession Topic: Get It Off Your Chest!

I like my arbitrary reference points to be completely arbitrary and quirky and make no sense to anyone ever except to the person who created them. Like the guy who dumped a bunch of salt in a bowl full of water, got it as close to freezing as he could by dumping another load of ice in it, and decide...
by Timelady
05 Oct 2013, 18:09
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: This thread is so gay
Replies: 6589
Views: 201624

Re: This thread is so gay

Yeah. I have no money to travel. :(
by Timelady
02 Oct 2013, 12:57
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Welcome to Night Vale
Replies: 57
Views: 3315

Re: Welcome to Night Vale

Picture the 10th Doctor when the Titanic crashed into his ship. That was my face. So what do you think will happen? It seems like things have been really leading up for the last several episodes to plotty stuff. Dana's mountain that becomes a mirage in Night Vale and then disappears again. The M...
by Timelady
02 Oct 2013, 12:44
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Books you're reading now
Replies: 1119
Views: 69501

Re: Books you're reading now

Last of the Doughboys by Richard Rubin. It's interviews with the last remaining American veterans of WWI that the author could find, interspersed with details about the war, the author's own experiences trying to find the veterans to interview, and some background information about the times. It's ...
by Timelady
02 Oct 2013, 12:40
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Tom Clancy RIP
Replies: 24
Views: 1114

Re: Tom Clancy RIP

Yeah, I heard about this at work today. :( Know an awful lot of library patrons who are going to be very sad. Poor guy.
by Timelady
02 Oct 2013, 12:33
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Welcome to Night Vale
Replies: 57
Views: 3315

Re: Welcome to Night Vale

GUYS. I THINK WE MIGHT NEED TO TALK ABOUT THE LATEST EPISODE.

STREX CORP. OMG. STREX CORP.

PS. In other news, I apparently RP Cecil now...
by Timelady
02 Oct 2013, 12:23
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: This thread is so gay
Replies: 6589
Views: 201624

Re: This thread is so gay

<3 you guys. And WOOOO, Psyclone!
by Timelady
25 Sep 2013, 16:51
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Welcome to Night Vale
Replies: 57
Views: 3315

Re: Welcome to Night Vale

You know, that Rapidfire episode where all the bell-ringing is mucked up by "Steve!" just got a whole lot more interesting in my head...
by Timelady
25 Sep 2013, 16:49
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Venting Thread Delta - Now With Easy to Follow Rules
Replies: 7432
Views: 254582

Re: Venting Thread Delta - Now With Easy to Follow Rules

I have no idea? Probably. I think I just side-eyed them in a store once. But yeah, that's definitely a bonus, isn't it? Now if only they could do that somehow with the houses, too...
by Timelady
25 Sep 2013, 16:42
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: This thread is so gay
Replies: 6589
Views: 201624

Re: This thread is so gay

Soooooo I'm asexual.

Know this isn't the right thread for that, but it seemed the closest all things given. Would've been a hell of a thing to through in the Kickstarter thread, though, I have to admit. Hi!
by Timelady
25 Sep 2013, 16:38
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Venting Thread Delta - Now With Easy to Follow Rules
Replies: 7432
Views: 254582

Re: Venting Thread Delta - Now With Easy to Follow Rules

Left handed as well; I ended up really learning cursive the hard way by having a lot of note-heavy college classes and some really fast-talking teachers. It's a shame I'm the only one who can read it, BUT HEY. Did you know that they make Monopoly games with built in calculators now? Or at least they...
by Timelady
16 Sep 2013, 07:22
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Loading Ready Run Kickstarter
Replies: 742
Views: 24741

Re: The Loading Ready Run Kickstarter

Which tier are you looking for, Timelady? Was looking at #3, why? The Iron Chef one? I haven't donated yet, and I can make that my tier and you tell me what ingredient you want. Awww! You really are the Koolest of Kings. You really don't have to do that though; I was more looking at it as a way to ...
by Timelady
15 Sep 2013, 09:07
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Loading Ready Run Kickstarter
Replies: 742
Views: 24741

Re: The Loading Ready Run Kickstarter

King Kool wrote:Which tier are you looking for, Timelady?


Was looking at #3, why?

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