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by Laurnil
17 Dec 2013, 17:04
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Hahaha....You're adorable Elomin.
by Laurnil
17 Dec 2013, 15:39
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One
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Views: 136023

Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Elomin Sha wrote:SAFE!


Keab is right; I know what you look like.

It is just a sex dream. I have a curious subconscious.
by Laurnil
17 Dec 2013, 15:28
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One
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Views: 136023

Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Elomin, are you related to me? Are you a child? Are you over 90? Do I know what you look like (because I can't have a sex dream w/o know what a person looks like)?

Guess what...
by Laurnil
17 Dec 2013, 15:25
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One
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Views: 136023

Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Dude...I've had sex dreams with just about everyone who isn't related to me, isn't a child, and isn't over the age of 90 (I have to say that high because, well, Patrick Stewart).
by Laurnil
17 Dec 2013, 15:19
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One
Replies: 4354
Views: 136023

Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

(I don't like being told that I won't do something)
by Laurnil
17 Dec 2013, 15:09
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Ptangmatik wrote:It did rather seem that you two had a rather electric sexual tension between you. I didn't spread any rumours, I suck at gossip. I just quietly assumed shenanigans were taking place.


You know darn well no shenanigans were being had. ;)
by Laurnil
17 Dec 2013, 15:08
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Yea, ya'll, no sexual tension. I just like messing with Elomin and he has to respond to such messing with. Elomin and I are just friends. Nothing happening behind to scenes. I try to explain stuff to him, but it never works out.
by Laurnil
17 Dec 2013, 14:06
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Big Relationship Thread
Replies: 14919
Views: 336098

Re: The Big Relationship Thread

True.
by Laurnil
17 Dec 2013, 14:00
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One
Replies: 4354
Views: 136023

Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Ugh....Why do I have to get the reports?
by Laurnil
17 Dec 2013, 13:56
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One
Replies: 4354
Views: 136023

Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Iamafish, does he seem much less surprised by yours?
by Laurnil
17 Dec 2013, 13:52
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Big Relationship Thread
Replies: 14919
Views: 336098

Re: The Big Relationship Thread

Of course, that is the only reason why women are sometimes vague and uncommunicative in response to amours advances... Well, no, but the other reasons are related. Women don't want to hurt men's feelings when they're around a guy (because we all know being ditched sucks, but they're not in front of...
by Laurnil
17 Dec 2013, 13:44
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One
Replies: 4354
Views: 136023

Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Wow....this is actually the funniest thing and I'm not even trying to push his buttons.
by Laurnil
17 Dec 2013, 13:42
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Big Relationship Thread
Replies: 14919
Views: 336098

Re: The Big Relationship Thread

Well...when there is a chance of some men getting all rapey, can you really blame them?
by Laurnil
17 Dec 2013, 13:41
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One
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Views: 136023

Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

I guess you weren't paying attention.
by Laurnil
17 Dec 2013, 13:34
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

The only way I know how to respond to that will cause more rumors about us dating, but.... My tongue can be very good to your penis, Elomin. I'm not offering; I'm just saying it could. It wouldn't be the first time there would have been a rumour about me on the forum. Wait...more? You're kidding, r...
by Laurnil
17 Dec 2013, 13:33
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

And low, the penis was loved by the tongue, and it was good, so the tongue ventured to the vagina, and it was good. So the second day came, and many people came, and it was good. *2nd sex thread, Chapter 127 Vrs 25 LOL! Wait so is the the New Testament and the original Sex Thread was the Old Testam...
by Laurnil
17 Dec 2013, 13:25
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One
Replies: 4354
Views: 136023

Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

The only way I know how to respond to that will cause more rumors about us dating, but....

My tongue can be very good to your penis, Elomin. I'm not offering; I'm just saying it could.
by Laurnil
17 Dec 2013, 13:23
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One
Replies: 4354
Views: 136023

Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

New Religion: The Good Sex Religion.
by Laurnil
17 Dec 2013, 13:23
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One
Replies: 4354
Views: 136023

Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

And, if your into another sort of thing, love that thing as well.
by Laurnil
17 Dec 2013, 13:20
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One
Replies: 4354
Views: 136023

Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

:( I was really hoping that you hadn't. That has to be painful. And, your penis is good. You should be good to it.

LOVE THY PENIS!

And women: LOVE THY VAGINA!
by Laurnil
17 Dec 2013, 13:19
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Big Relationship Thread
Replies: 14919
Views: 336098

Re: The Big Relationship Thread

Also, guys...if it wasn't set in stone, they may be ditching you. Sometimes,( and I want to state that I think this is wrong, but still understandable considering some guys get really violent) women will be vague because they really don't want to go and then, ignore you, hoping you'll get the hint. ...
by Laurnil
17 Dec 2013, 13:16
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Big Relationship Thread
Replies: 14919
Views: 336098

Re: The Big Relationship Thread

Elomin....it is generally illegal to call yourself an attorney without the proper certification.

Actually....that's not too long a name for a firm.
by Laurnil
17 Dec 2013, 13:12
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One
Replies: 4354
Views: 136023

Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Elomin...whatever you do, don't put your penis on a radiator.

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