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by Garwulf
26 Sep 2015, 19:36
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: As an American...
Replies: 13
Views: 1172

Re: As an American...

Speaking for at least one Canadian (me) and possibly many more: you are forgiven, of course.

You may come up and join us. You may drink the sacred maple syrup, and partake in the Running of the Polar Bears.

But procuring a dogsled and team for getting around up here is your own damn problem.
by Garwulf
26 Sep 2015, 15:07
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: An open letter to the makers of South Park regarding Canada
Replies: 16
Views: 1229

Re: An open letter to the makers of South Park regarding Can

(Somewhere there are some very confused Americans reading this thread and going "What the hell?!") Yes indeedy. Okay...let me put it this way: When Americans talk about their country to foreigners, they often find themselves exaggerating a bit about its qualities, mainly because of a gene...
by Garwulf
25 Sep 2015, 14:52
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: An open letter to the makers of South Park regarding Canada
Replies: 16
Views: 1229

Re: An open letter to the makers of South Park regarding Can

Elomin Sha wrote:You should set up a second account then repost the dialogue from this thread to see if they catch on.


I don't know...it's too damn funny to wait and see how long it takes them on their own...

(I haven't laughed this hard in a while...)
by Garwulf
25 Sep 2015, 14:22
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: An open letter to the makers of South Park regarding Canada
Replies: 16
Views: 1229

Re: An open letter to the makers of South Park regarding Can

Okay, I'm sorry, but I have to share this... I just posted this open letter onto the IMDB for South Park...and so far I've had two replies in thread thinking it was serious! I'm not kidding! Check it out: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0121955/boa ... 691073?p=1 Holy shit...I actually got somebody with...
by Garwulf
25 Sep 2015, 13:43
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: An open letter to the makers of South Park regarding Canada
Replies: 16
Views: 1229

Re: An open letter to the makers of South Park regarding Can

Elomin Sha wrote:Eleven: Australians, Kiwis, Austrians, what's the difference?

Twelfti: I'm not your dude, love.


Fourteenth: I'm not your love, man.

Fifteenth: Count the fins!

(Somewhere there are some very confused Americans reading this thread and going "What the hell?!")
by Garwulf
25 Sep 2015, 13:06
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: An open letter to the makers of South Park regarding Canada
Replies: 16
Views: 1229

Re: An open letter to the makers of South Park regarding Can

Seventhly: they only existed because we had you cross-breed with the platypus. Eighthly Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee,Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee,We're talkin' fuckin' Lee: I'm not your bud-deh, fella. Ninth, I'm not your fella, dude. Tenth, please stop confusing us with the Australians...we cross-bre...
by Garwulf
25 Sep 2015, 12:44
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: An open letter to the makers of South Park regarding Canada
Replies: 16
Views: 1229

Re: An open letter to the makers of South Park regarding Can

Elomin Sha wrote:Thirdly: I don't have, to, I'm English, we invented you Canadians.

Fourthly: I'm not you pal, guy.


Fifth, I'm not your guy, bud-deh!

Sixth, you English should show a little gratitude - after all, it was our beaver brigades and elite Canada Geese air force that saved you in the war!
by Garwulf
25 Sep 2015, 12:33
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: An open letter to the makers of South Park regarding Canada
Replies: 16
Views: 1229

Re: An open letter to the makers of South Park regarding Can

Why would they take your feelings seriously? They're not your friend, bud-deh. First, I'm not your bud-deh, pal... Second, they should take my feelings seriously because we Canadians have our glorious Inuit with their laser eyes! Seriously, they're sort of scary...they shoot satellites out of the s...
by Garwulf
25 Sep 2015, 06:52
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: An open letter to the makers of South Park regarding Canada
Replies: 16
Views: 1229

An open letter to the makers of South Park regarding Canada

Dear Matt and Trey, I have been a Canadian fan of your show since its first season, but I cannot remain silent after this most recent episode’s blatant misrepresentation of our great country and culture. First, Canada does not have a President. It has a Prime Minister, who is not elected but appoint...
by Garwulf
26 Aug 2015, 15:37
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: An idea...Let's Nope, the video game
Replies: 13
Views: 1652

Re: An idea...Let's Nope, the video game

So, just so everybody knows, I have emailed Alex and pointed him towards the thread. I imagine he may or may not reply? That said, I do kind of have this image of a trailer for the game with Mr. Shiva talking in voiceover about how they they got all this talent by giving them offers they couldn't re...
by Garwulf
24 Aug 2015, 17:18
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: An idea...Let's Nope, the video game
Replies: 13
Views: 1652

Re: An idea...Let's Nope, the video game

One additional thought comes to mind... The idea is to just go with a bingo card, and let the Let's Nope Horror Bingo guide the way, but this may be just too perfect an ending..."Pretentious statement about humanity." So, the game ends with all of the human race destroyed except for the pl...
by Garwulf
24 Aug 2015, 17:02
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: An idea...Let's Nope, the video game
Replies: 13
Views: 1652

Re: An idea...Let's Nope, the video game

Amake: I fear you might be channelling Garth Marenghi's Darkplace a bit too efficiently...it must, in the end, be ours as well. Although, as far as a title goes, what's wrong with "Let's Nope"? The thought I had about this guy has the game starting with the author staring at the camera. &q...
by Garwulf
24 Aug 2015, 08:15
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: An idea...Let's Nope, the video game
Replies: 13
Views: 1652

Re: An idea...Let's Nope, the video game

I like it. I figure the default game mode could be like developer's commentary mode in Portal, where our "author, visionary, unifying force*, and creator" talks about how great he is and explains everything the game is trying to do. Although, and this is important, while he's very verbose...
by Garwulf
22 Aug 2015, 15:26
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: An idea...Let's Nope, the video game
Replies: 13
Views: 1652

An idea...Let's Nope, the video game

Hi all! I had this weird little idea in the Let's Nope last night, and it's kind of grown since then. So, in the tradition of Garth Marenghi's Darkplace (seriously, if you haven't seen it, look it up on YouTube), I would like to propose Let's Nope, the video game. Format - presented by its creator (...
by Garwulf
09 Aug 2015, 15:11
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Trip to London
Replies: 7
Views: 1152

Re: Trip to London

The Tower of London is amazing - but you'll want to budget at least an afternoon to see it. And, make sure you go through the White Tower...you don't want to miss the random dragon (assuming it is still there). St. Paul's Cathedral is also quite amazing, and can be done in under a couple of hours. T...
by Garwulf
08 Aug 2015, 14:45
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Canadian Federal Election 2015
Replies: 283
Views: 17348

Re: Canadian Federal Election 2015

Coming to this a bit late, but observations about the debate... 1. Elizabeth May - holy shit. Seriously, she cleaned house, and at one point I exclaimed out loud "Why isn't she the Prime Minister?!" Easily the smartest person in the room. 2. Tom Mulcair - made some good points, but I hones...
by Garwulf
12 Jul 2015, 10:27
Forum: LoadingReadyRun Streams
Topic: IDDQDerp
Replies: 540
Views: 46577

Re: IDDQDerp

Game suggestion: The Magic Circle. Just saw it on a Jimquisition video, and it looks right up Alex's alley...
by Garwulf
20 Apr 2015, 09:38
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: For any fans of magic or Desert Bus in the Las Vegas area...
Replies: 0
Views: 319

For any fans of magic or Desert Bus in the Las Vegas area...

Hi all! It just came to my attention today that the second season of Penn & Teller: Fool Us, is right now (as in, this week, as we speak) taping at the Westgate in Las Vegas...and the tickets are free. The website where I found out about this is here: http://www.azcentral.com/story/travel/2 ... ...
by Garwulf
07 Apr 2015, 14:40
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: All hail the mighty Brontosaurus!
Replies: 6
Views: 486

Re: All hail the mighty Brontosaurus!

The mighty Brontosaurus deserves its own thread, where it can trample the grass and eat the leaves off the high trees!

(I may be enjoying this a bit much, but screw it - it was my favourite dinosaur behind the T-Rex...)
by Garwulf
07 Apr 2015, 14:27
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: All hail the mighty Brontosaurus!
Replies: 6
Views: 486

All hail the mighty Brontosaurus!

Hi all!

So, this is some great news I came across while web surfing at the end of my workday - it is now official...the Brontosaurus IS a dinosaur again: http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/d-bri ... SPQb_nF-So

Let there be much rejoicing at the long-awaited triumph of the mighty Brontosaurus!
by Garwulf
01 Apr 2015, 13:15
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: My Garwulf's Corner about "Steve" is up...
Replies: 5
Views: 494

Re: My Garwulf's Corner about "Steve" is up...

I probably shouldn't've tried to read the column on April Fool's... Escapist: Your joke is more annoying than funny. Yeah...there's a few weird bits of confluence there with this one. It's a column about diversity that is: 1. Published on April Fool's Day. 2. Talks about loving LRR on the Escapist ...
by Garwulf
01 Apr 2015, 10:38
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: My Garwulf's Corner about "Steve" is up...
Replies: 5
Views: 494

My Garwulf's Corner about "Steve" is up...

Hi all! If you've been watching the streams, you've probably heard Alex talk about the trope of "Steve" a fair bit. Well, with my new, resurrected Garwulf's Corner now up on the Escapist, I took the trope and ran with it, adding a few of my own thoughts: http://www.escapistmagazine.com/art...
by Garwulf
26 Mar 2015, 09:12
Forum: LoadingReadyRun Streams
Topic: A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
Replies: 398
Views: 35412

Re: A Swiftly Tilting Cameron

So, my takeaways from Bloodborne last night: - Somebody, either the player character or in the production design team, REALLY doesn't understand how suspenders work. - You can kill somebody by poking them really hard with a cane. - You can impale somebody on a cane. - Angry, werewolf-hunting mobs ar...
by Garwulf
26 Mar 2015, 08:58
Forum: Site News
Topic: Leaving The Escapist
Replies: 12
Views: 3680

Re: Leaving The Escapist

The timing for this is a bit interesting. An installment of my new Garwulf's Corner column on the Escapist which starts by talking about how much I like watching LRR stream...will be going up on April 1st, the day after LRR leaves the Escapist. I have absolutely no idea of how that's going to be tak...
by Garwulf
24 Mar 2015, 12:57
Forum: LoadingReadyRun Streams
Topic: Things on My Stream
Replies: 62
Views: 9581

Re: Things on My Stream

Funnily enough, I really liked the nebula backgrounds...then again, I really like nebula in general, so I may be biased. I found, though, that I didn't have any trouble seeing the planets et al - in fact, the background helped out with a couple of the darker planets, as it offset them. But, as I sai...

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