Dear Alex,

If you could create a time machine out of a Delorian, would you dress like Marty McFly for laughs when you took it on adventures?

sincerely,
Jess

forkbomb! wrote:

St. Ricktopher wrote:

Unlucky wrote:consensus.

It's called the census. Just sayin.

Maybe EVERYONE wrote 'Jedi'.

I changed my mind, my religion is now Jedi.

There are two head Gaius' now, correct? I still love that six has a head Gaius, that is just awesome.

Also, ****SPOILER***** if you don't keep up:



Calli being shot out the airlock, how could they not tell the button was pushed from the control room and not the actual viper port?

Melendwyr wrote:Granted. Now there have never been any minority groups, ever.

I wish for world peace.

Granted. Everyones asleep. Permanently.

I wish I had a coke.

Allen! wrote:Granted, Vaughn, but you work in urology. Look it up.

I wish Vaughn hadn't stolen my chance to corrupt a wish.

Granted. Corrupt mine!

Vaughn wrote:Granted, hes on fire. You did it.
I wish i had an office.

Granted. Theres some dude on fire in your new office. Enjoy.


I wish I had a Beautiful Ball to attend tonight. (This will backfire horribly)

Allen! wrote:Granted. All of the animals, however, are blowfish, essentially meaning you're firing regular balloons.

I wish I had an Irish accent.

Granted. Now you're super hot, and a drunk with liver failure.

I wish this guy in my office would skiddadle outta here.

Dugg it and blogged it. Boo ya

Allen! wrote:Granted, but it's Tom Cruise and he subsequently turns you to Scientology.

I wish Creed didn't suck so bad.

G...

Gr...

GRAaaI can't do it, nothing can make Creed any better.

I wish I hadn't failed you Allen.

Granted, its a box. I wish Oblivion didn't punish me by making run around the wilderness for 5 hours when i accidentally stole from the thieves guild, or i wish that my save file just before the incident freeze every time i tried to load it. Granted. Now you have to run around for 10 hours, in a fu...

wilson_x1999 wrote:Granted, but you'l die at the end of the semester.

I wish I were smarter.

Granted. You WERE smarter, but now you're dumb again.

I wish it was 5pm so I could go home.

CyberTractor wrote:Granted. You wished has been changed to "I wish politicians would lie."

I wish I had another puppy. I forgot to feed the last one.

Granted. The puppy lives with me tho.

Granted. I finish them and submit them as if they were my own work. I wish Heroes would come back on sooner. Granted. Its on tonight, everyone turns out to be a cylon. I wish Allen was here. Granted, but he's dead. Has been. For several days. I wish this wish was incorruptible. Granted. You're a do...

CyberTractor wrote:Granted. I finish them and submit them as if they were my own work.

I wish Heroes would come back on sooner.

Granted. Its on tonight, everyone turns out to be a cylon.


I wish Allen was here.

Cake wrote:Granted. Your neighbor ran over them.

I wish I was a better shot.

Granted. You hit the target everytime, but now you miss the toliet bowl completely, for both number 1 and 2.


I wish someone would finish my Software Version Descriptions for me.

Gra-

Graham?

I wish I knew how to fullfill that last wish!

Granted. Allen! won't love you because he loves ME!

I wish I would stop grabbing my own boob at the office while I concentrate.

Now, 20 bucks to the one who can name what movie the "cityscape in fast motion" is from.... Well, the music (as with the music in the original trailer) is from Koyanisquatssi . The footage of the skyline we used is from archive.org. Watch Koyanisquatssi when you want to see how fascinated...

Granted. The person is a brilliant dancer, a nudist, and smells of cabbage.

I wish my shoulder would stop clicking.

Kara wrote:Granted, but your head asplodes from trying to remember ALL of the digits. (I think you wanted that Pi?)

I wish I had a pet duck.

Granted. Its in your soup.

I wish I hadn't made that joke.

Granted. The money is made out of sharp stones using the monetary value created by mental patients.

I wish my butt wasn't asleep.

oddfellow wrote:And not one LRR shirt to be found anywhere in this week's video

Give em a break eh?

I love the walking scene where paul changes backgrounds and occasionally, hats.

We demanded more Paul, and we got it. Also, him without the glasses is pretty epic.
I might just....wait, wait.....definitely yes here it comes..

/swoon

My friends are putting together a short zombie flick, here's the trailer.

http://dogchowmovie.com/DC_music.mov

Awesome CT, thats perfect.

As long as everything is done using paint tools, its all legit.