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by DontPanic
22 Sep 2006, 13:11
Forum: Video Suggestions
Topic: Did you ever wonder how they...
Replies: 4
Views: 2320

You post faster than I do.

You must be working hard, as I am*


*not
by DontPanic
22 Sep 2006, 12:54
Forum: Video Suggestions
Topic: Did you ever wonder how they...
Replies: 4
Views: 2320

I didn't want to step on anyone's toes, and you were unfortunately the first name I thought of.

You can always make it even more twisted with a puppet telling the story of how Hookers visit the free clinic.
by DontPanic
22 Sep 2006, 12:37
Forum: Video Suggestions
Topic: Did you ever wonder how they...
Replies: 4
Views: 2320

Did you ever wonder how they...

...as a child, I remember being facinated by the specials on PBS that would show how certain items were made, like crayons or gum. Perhaps the LRR crew should visit a similar *factory* or, *crack house* to see how the working men and women (and small vietnamese children) make our favorite recreation...
by DontPanic
22 Sep 2006, 12:34
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: White and Nerdy
Replies: 32
Views: 7531

You're lame?

I can recite the entire Polka Rap from memory.

Bring it on

;)
by DontPanic
22 Sep 2006, 12:10
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: White and Nerdy
Replies: 32
Views: 7531

I can still recite most of early Weird Al on the spot, as people find me mumbling "oh oh oh oh oh, oh oreo. whats in the middle (middle). the white stuff. The first time that I tried one, got a big sugar buzz - nothing gets me higher than that sandwich cookie does.." and so on. Im sure the...
by DontPanic
21 Sep 2006, 15:03
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Introduce yourselves! (A friendly topic for new members)
Replies: 6891
Views: 718500

Intro!

Ello' My name is Jessica, I'm 24 and I'm located in the sunny city of San Diego CA. I enjoy Terry Pratchett, Kurt Vonnegut, Robert Frost, and other twisted men. I work for the US government, just recently aquiring my Secret Clearance. (which means, i get to watch over the alien captives while the gu...
by DontPanic
21 Sep 2006, 14:04
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: General video comments
Replies: 25
Views: 5035

/Awkward...

:!:
by DontPanic
21 Sep 2006, 13:54
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: General video comments
Replies: 25
Views: 5035

You mean like half price bus tickets?

SCORE
by DontPanic
21 Sep 2006, 13:12
Forum: Video Suggestions
Topic: Ways to Survive in your computer room
Replies: 3
Views: 2346

PS My towels out of vitamin B. Send in more liquid not resembling tea.
by DontPanic
21 Sep 2006, 13:10
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: General video comments
Replies: 25
Views: 5035

It's funny, the more I mention to my friends "Hey Im in a secure government facility building!" the more they want to send me mail.

I once got a case of Cola flavored Pez. Did you know Pez can fight colon cancer? You didn't?! Well it doesn't really, but it should.
by DontPanic
21 Sep 2006, 13:08
Forum: Video Suggestions
Topic: Ways to Survive in your computer room
Replies: 3
Views: 2346

Sweet! Glad you like my idea. :D Im chalk full of, well.....not chalk....marshmallows? No thats not right...

For something completely different, check out www.vgcats.com if you've never been before. Its not like the internet was addicting before or anything.
-Jess
by DontPanic
21 Sep 2006, 12:48
Forum: Video Suggestions
Topic: Ways to Survive in your computer room
Replies: 3
Views: 2346

Ways to Survive in your computer room

Finding myself trapped by my headset wire, Im often wondering how long I could survive in my computer room. Ive used things like: 1) throwing my shoe into the other room, to grab the attention of someone else, who can then fetch me soda. 2) Ordering pizza online, and tieing a 20 dollar bill to the d...
by DontPanic
21 Sep 2006, 12:22
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: General video comments
Replies: 25
Views: 5035

I'll trade you one of those plastic snakes for an unlimited supply of Escort badges.
Also, candy.
annnnnnnnnnnd GO
by DontPanic
21 Sep 2006, 12:03
Forum: LRR Video Discussion
Topic: How to Talk like a Pirate
Replies: 88
Views: 69834

Talk Like a Pirate = A++++ would recommend! I still think my friend Riker wins on being king of the Geeks, as noted by this story: During a raid in WoW (in which hes the GM) on a Friday night, he properly corrected someones use of Klingon. Not to say I'm not the runner up, since I understood the jok...
by DontPanic
21 Sep 2006, 11:51
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: General video comments
Replies: 25
Views: 5035

The government pays me to watch you guys.

...as in, the US government. As in, Im at work right now, and wandering the vast sea of the internet. My good friend John, who has of yet to leave his office since 2004, linked me the "talk like a pirate" video two days ago, and I've been in sheer gummibear delight every since. (no gummi b...

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