*Steals the fusion reactor that powers Ptang, refuels it and uses it to power the hotel WiFi*

Great success!

A lot of people thought this one was Paul, but it in fact referred to Alex and his talents at streaming. Most people sorted this out fairly quickly anyway. I never got to hear if he had a question or activity, but his couplet was: It's clear that this one is the best He is always so well-dressed. I...

Keab42 is not currently in England...

Robo4900 lives in a water tower

If anybody is thinking of backing this there's only 40 hours to go. They're almost at 200% funded...

Speaking of post-count stuffing, anybody remember Paul's epic post-count boost?

Geoff_b once tried to build a tunnel through the centre of the earth.

I keep meaning to write 'Lorde won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz".

*Sacrifices Ptang to the Goat Lord*

Well I know where this month's kickstarter budget is going...

Everybody, today is the day we wish a Happy Birthday to the wonderful and lovely 2Stepz!

Happy Birthday!

Dutch Guy has multiple clones, just in case.

I know Chrusher has been otherwise occupied. Shall I poke Ditto on Twitter?

Birthday Happys!

Pen blwydd hapus i chi
Pen blwydd hapus i chi
Pen blwydd hapus i Merrymaker_Mortalis
Pen blwydd hapus i chi.

I had thought of Crewe as it's like the Cross-roads of Trains in England and Wales. Though Crewe isn't exactly the place you might want to go for a meet-up. It's flat with a lot of red bricks and trains. The only thing that stops people thinking of Crewe as a dump is that it's next door to Stoke-on...

Granted, the first thing you see is 2 Girls 1 Cup.

I wish you were all happy.

Kapol kapol, kapol.

I keep meaning to try to organise a meet up at an MCM.

Gary Gygax stole the idea of D&D from prospero101

Wow. Deedles you are very pretty.

*falls asleep*

Greydir knows your nightmares.

Ptangmatik has an excellent sense of humour and a great ability to pick up a joke and just run with it.

I'm currently hunting down hotels. I'm staying from the 8th to the 14th and a twin queen room at the doubletree hilton is the same price as a single. *Edit* I'm also willing to bring small amounts of British sweets with me. If you'd like to place any orders. No charge, but I will accept trades for y...

Darkobra knows the value of Deedles.