I was hoping the Paul-James body friction hug would burst into flame, but no such luck.

Ha! Loved it!

Those were some nice fire special effects, too.

or institute some kind of physical punishment, such as a caining, beating, etc., which, obviously, is a major human-rights no-no. Ah, what a peculiar society we have, in which canings are unfamiliar and thus fail the "cruel and unusual" test, but it's perfectly accepted to incarcerate peo...

The problem with this is obviously that they weren't punished severely enough the first time. Um, prison sentences don't become more effective at being a deterrent when they're made longer. Some people just don't respond to our societally-approved punishments. If you punish a dog when too much time...

Allen! wrote:You started playing it when you heard about it the first time.

Silence! This isn't an argument. This is abuse!

Hil. The one they call 'Hil'. Oh, she caved to the rich and patronized the poor, stood up to the voters and showed them the door. Her campaign for Prez makes us all feel quite ill, Hillary Clinton, the one they call 'Hil'. Now Hil saw the electorate's anger, the will of the people expressed. So righ...

Allen! wrote:Sorry, Pious, but I've already told you you can't stop playing the game.

Fool! I never started playing the game. Your point is a non sequitur! I am Zim!

Allen! wrote:I thought "Hero of Canton" said "Hillary Clinton"

Oh my God - that's perfect!

(sings) "Hillary Clinton, the man we called... 'Jayne'..."

U-wee or U-wie. Like ouchie or owwie.

If we're not playing the game, we don't need to be concerned about what the rules say, because we have no reason to follow them. Y'know, "The Game" was a funny meme for a while, but now your little in-joke is... stupid. Your behavior is... stupid. Your intelligence is... stupid. For the sa...

I move that the lamp should be in the shape of a human left foot.

Any seconds?

Dudes, Graham is always ground to flour, then baked.

Where did you think the crackers came from? I mean, really.

tak197 wrote:B) Are you sure you don't mean "Puppetry of the Penis"?

Quite sure.

tak197 wrote:I'll listen to it now, but i may have to pause to go watch this years production of "The Penis Monologues". No word of a lie.

I saw that a couple years ago.

Don't sit in the first few rows. Just throwing that out there.

All of my ads were for depression-related goods.

I find this most amusing of all. Although PhC.S.I. was also totally hilarious.

But no one will be around to appreciate it... except dateless losers!

(looks around)

Oh yeah...

The original Battlestar Galactica was pretty lame, even for its time period.

The original Star Trek was awesome for its time, and holds up reasonably well, considering.

Re-imagining TOS can only bring grief, no matter how good it is.

Save it for an emergency.

You're always saying that you never have enough backups.

theINC wrote:I am going to make a point of showing it to all of my Creationist friends, just to show them that evolution != devil's work

Spore doesn't have evolution. Spore has Intelligent Design.

kkief02 wrote:Wait... What???

Let's see dem squids.

kkief02 wrote:Well not civilizations, i think... but at the beginning you get to be a spore in water...

Sentient, undersea squid or GTSO.

I will purchase it only if you can have underwater civilizations.

I found the dodgy math to be a bit distracting. Presumably that is because I'm a huge dork. (You guys do recognize 'dork' as being a bad thing, right?)

"It's a two-party system! You have to vote for one of us!"

"Well, I believe I'll cast my vote for a third-party candidate..."

"Go ahead! Throw your vote away! Bwa-ha-ha!"

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"Either way, your planet is doomed, DOOMED!"