Jeez, just reading your first post makes me feel so LAAAAME. Waugh.

References to 16th-century British naval history?

You know who started with Godwin? The "Mary Rose". In 1514. Absorb that delicious anachronism, ya?

One also rests on its side while the other rests on a corner.

EDIT: Having now checked wikipedia, it looks like more than one Eastern religion uses it, facing either direction. My remark on side vs. corner still stands, I believe.

I honestly can't stand diet cola NORMALLY. However, Diet Lime Coke and Cherry Zero both are okay in my book. As a side note...what happened to Vanilla Coke? I never see the stuff anymore! Shit was delicious.

That looks more like a Mcrunny face angel.

Raiders of the lost ark, right? Haven't seen it in ages...

Aw man that is terrible but I couldn't help but laugh at "runny butt angel".

Totally slayed.

....I need to find someone that can loan me a shotgun.

Be snippy with me! Go for the hat trick! I believe in you, Matt!

This one felt a little off, for me, but the ending worked nicely. I suppose changes of pace are nice to keep things fresh.

I was half expecting a "Mr. White right leg crippled" or something along the lines of a V.A.T.S. joke, since the sequence in which he gets sniped slows down EXACTLY like a V.A.T.S. kill.


Critical hit on Mr. White!

Oh man my step mom watches the hell out of nancy grace. I honestly can't stand it.

Wait, they're STILL covering the Anthony case? I recall that being their main story like...last May. I also recall that they said roughly the exact same thing every night. Good times!

One well-placed suicide boomer tends to bring a rushing team to a dead stop until the visual impairment subsides. That usually opens up good opportunities for the other infected.

Damn, both of those are pretty freaking awesome.

I am having stupid good luck with these:

Accidental doubleposting fail!

You know, technically Kate/Morgan was a possibility for cHustle 1, but didn't happen, IIRC.

I know that this is a flagrant necro, but I was messing around and doing a couple last night and this one was too awesome to keep to myself, just because I really dig the picture:

You could also make an EMP cannon to fuck up the electronics.

You know honestly, if you talked to an organic chemist, I bet they could help you figure out a way to isolate THC and make an injectible fluid out of it.

If we ever enter an age where power armor exists, you know someone will just make a jammer sort of thing that causes all motion mimicry to occur in reverse, causing such grievous joint injury that nobody would wear the stuff anymore. Can you imagine? A mere twitch causing your elbow to reverse! Urgh.

This coming September at Umass Amherst, my transfer and change of major having gone smoothly.

GLOBAL WARMING, GLOBAL WARMING, GLOBAL WARMING...etc.

Am I doing this correctly?

Now that we have confirmed that: I believe "shooting up" really only refers to things delivered by hypodermic needle.

Granted, I'm not very street, so I couldn't be entirely sure.

I like how Tally complains that its been 'boring' and then Graham escapes in a puff of smoke. I like to think that LRR characters live in a very specific region of Bizarro World where boring has the opposite meaning, but the exact same negative connotations. It explains quite a bit. Bizarro World b...

All power armor does is protect you better and give you a couple fairly minor bonuses. It's not really a big deal, and you get it REALLY late in the plot. There's always the medic armor though....