Ah, excellent. The actual robot has been completely wiped from the record. I'm glad to see it go. The last thing we need is yet another uncontrollably annoying 'bot...R&D let one loose in Universe 49227. It wasn't pretty.
Beep boop.

Damn spambots. We really need to buy out Negaverse LLC one of these days.

I think it was 4 minutes in the pocket universe before the pocket collapsed. Which was also overlooked later, but.

Fantastic episode. I'm really looking forward to next week, though. It occurred to me during the preview that the Doctor stole the TARDIS. There could be all manner of things hidden in her that he literally doesn't know exists . Maybe there will be clues about Sexy's previous owner? It'd...

Many thanks to everyone. 2stepz had to tell me that these hugs were here, since I don't generally visit this thread.

I really appreciate the well-wishes. Thank you all.

I just want to give up. Not as in kill myself, just as in... I want to stop making an effort. Things like trying to be a good person... People still hate me and I don't seem to make any positive impact, so why should I bother? I don't feel like I'm going to achieve any of my goals, particularly not...

Also, to dredge back the children's books discussion from before, I loved Animorphs. Never finished it, I think I grew up too much by the time the series ended. That series got dark . Often. KA Applegate wasn't afraid to go crazy into the dark "reality" of what five teenagers would experi...

I swear to god this was copied directly out of my dream journal. It is quite possibly the single weirdest non-nightmare dream I've ever had--and one of few dreams I remember that ISN'T a nightmare. Generally I only remember particularly scarring dreams. Allow me to regale you with the tale of Time-T...

Granted. You are now forever followed by a particularly jumpy skunk.

I wish I were more social.

Granted, you lose 8 pounds in 30 seconds via decapitation--congrats!

I wish I wasn't quite so morbid.

I'll murder you! My mother's a saint! Your ass is grass, buddy!

(Granted, cupboardy is a word in an obscure and dying tribal language in the Pacific. It is synonymous for "one who copulates with tuna."

I wish I could read this thread properly again.)

Granted. You are now thoroughly motivated to play polka, poorly, alienating your friends and relatives.

I wish this thread wasn't so appealing to me.

Dimitri do you want my blood or this convenient 10-Kiloliter bag of blood that may or may not have been illegally procured after the deaths of 6000000 people that had brains. Well the giant bag, obviously. So long as it's pure--spilled blood tends to pick up dirt, grime, and occasionally very small...

A momentary hijack to mention that I have just finished Jim Butcher's Cold Days and OH GOD MY FEELINGS.

You see? Fayili only wants to sup upon your tears--which is a completely allowed activity according to the OI Employee Handbook, volume CDXII, section 829.3, paragraph seven. Completely legitimate.

Well, Geoff, when I left we had them in plentiful supply. We're looking a little low now, though.

DSmaster, have you any spare blood? I believe we still have your soul in storage somewhere...

Granted, but it now uses bacon as currency, making it completely unavailable as a foodstuff.

I wish my back and head would stop aching.

I'm sure there's absolutely nothing to worry about. Especially since Executive Secretary is the same position in every way except for the name.

I'm sure Fayili won't be getting drunk on power. Blood and/or souls, possibly, but definitely not power. Right, Fayili?

Keab, I'm heartbroken. Is this how I'm greeted on my triumphant return to my corporate empire?

You'd think I'd been implanted with a Ceti eel, or that I was some sort of replicant imposter appointed by Fayili or somesuch.

Some people.

Well, Geoff, it's good news for Omniverse International, which means it's good news for everyone.

Because we said so.

Allow me to submit my dog for review: Admiral Cuddlesworth of the First Adorable Navy.



Blurtastic photo courtesy of my soon-to-be father-in-law.

Good lord! A man can't even temporally displace himself for a few relative years, can he? Fayili, you've done fantastic work keeping things running around here. I'm promoting you from Secretary to Executive Secretary.

You fool, what have you done?!

...actually, will steroids even work on a terrifying fungus-Orc-thing?

While I'm definitely not new, figured I may as well pop in to say hello again, given how long it's been.

Hello LRRmons! Didn't realize how much I missed this place.

A good snuggle. There's nothing more relaxing to me than just being held. :3