Hal P. Me.

I gotta say, some of that is applicable to anyone who's not North America visiting America. It's not just Canadians who get asked if they know Ted or whatever. And a lot of this applies to people from the United Kingdom folks. Like the spelling stuff and the nationalised health care thing. Although ...

There's like a billion classic ones right? Like, all the stuff from the traditional Simpsons-style calling Moes bar (Al Coholic) and the rude pornstar ones too (Ben Dover, although that's not the rudest I could reference). And the cheeky old school ones (Hi I'm Robin Banks, please ignore the sack fu...

Says who?

Twigun

Slightly tired of getting attracted to people in relationships; women mainly. (With men it's another matter which some of you know). I meet a woman who I get along very well with. Start thinking: "Wow, I think I might like her-like her." Then, turns out she has a boyfriend (one occation g...

All Man

Oh my word, induction days at new jobs are some of the worst and most excruciating days of "work" anyone can ever experience. Just rank after rank of speakers ranting about their chosen subject to be a pedant about. I am a range of emotions from boredom to the point of falling asleep and q...

Robbie Coltrane

Half Day Swimathon

Gimme 9 hours and I'll let you know!

Edit: It was alright.

Umm, hello! *shy wave* Thought I'd re-introduce myself. Considering all the new faces and stuff. Please call me Mac, Im a 25 year old English fellow who used to post on here all the time like 3 or 4 years ago. Im currently living in Reading and I work in a hospital doing things. So yeah, that's abou...

How do you quantify that?

The SIR network? Everything Kevin Smith based? It's not super consistent from podcast to podcast but there's enough that there's always some funny.

Just regular bleach.

What's that meme about?

And thanks! Way older and like not wiser at all. See how long I keep it up aye?

What's the difference between a Honey Badger and a regular Badger?

I got an awesome and very specific letter delivered to me before christmas to Lewis McHall. That was very cute. A couple of days ago I received a hat that I have yet to stop wearing outside of work. Its kinda itchy sometimes but it is literally my favourite beanie ever. Its coloured white, black and...

Its Jan the 8th and I still havent bought my secret santa anything. I got an awesome card and a sweet hat that I havent stopped wearing outside of work. I really wanna get the guy who got me as secret santa something awesome, but money over crimbo got kinda tight and now I feel super bad. Okay, off ...

Robin Hood: Men in Tights. I think this is a total example of film thats been built up but then you go watch and isn't the thing that blows your hair back like you expected it. Ah wells. Human experience I guess. I dunno if that's overrated. I don't know anyone that will say more than "it's fu...

Does that cat have some of that crap that gathers around its tear ducts that you have to wipe away or it'll get infected?

Okay, simple title, simple concept. Ever seen a film thats actually made you think about your own stupid goddamn self way more than it does for most people? Mine is About A Boy featuring Hugh Grant. This film has now become an obsession to me. The central character of Hugh Grant at the beginning was...

This is mine. I don't think its over-rated just that the expectation ruined it for me. "DUUUUDE! DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE! GO WATCH THIS FILM! ITS SOOOO FUNNY! THEY DANCE AND MAKE SNARKY JOKES AND THIS ONE BLIND GUY BEATS THE SHIT OUT OF NON-PEOPLE!" Can you tell what it is yet? Robin Hood:...

Hey hey, everybody who hasn't had sex! You're first time, most likely, won't be awesome. So don't worry about it. As both a person who was a virgin and a person who has had sex with virgins I totally agree with this. Siobhan I'm glad that it was good for you but I generally got like "Ow that h...

2stepz wrote:Can I just point out that all of these anonymous messages to recipients... don't help when they're still secret. Just a thought.

Yeah but if I was just to say who my secret santa was would ruin everything.