Two childrens make me one poor man... Alas, I have no funding for such blatant frivolity.

Granted, I wouldn't Ctrl+Z them for anything in the world...

I was basing off of the "modern liberated female, what are you some sort of chauvinist" bit...

I'll shut up now.

I find myself suddenly wanting an "O RLY?" shirt in the worst way...

Offensisensitivity?

Kathleen wrote:Hi, I'm Kathleen, and I'm a bitch.

There is not enough lime in the known universe to properly lime this for truth.

Lord Chrusher wrote:How is a mean spirited Kathleen alternate?

I thought the exact same thing.

We're both gonna get BAN'T.

Stephen_S wrote:

Allen! wrote:
Also, "Damn Dirty Liar" WOULD be awesome.

"Damn Dirty Liar" would be a good name for a rock band.

It'd make an even better name for a swing band or television-show orchestra.

I'm Emeril Legasse...now let's hear it for Doc Gibbs and the Damn Dirty Liars!

Lola Rennt rocked my world so hard, you can still feel the occassional sympathetic vibration.

If someone really wanted to do something about a problem in society, making a movie about it, despite how "trendy" it has become lately, does little to no actual good. Sure, you can claim that it generates a lot of "public awareness," but honestly who in America that currently bu...

Big Crunch, definitely.

Whoa..you're a dude?

FAILURE TO ANSWER QUESTION. FAILURE TO ASK ANOTHER. FAILURE IN LIFE. He did answer the questions. And he is a horrible, horrible person for it. Continuing on: You have no chance to survive, make your time! What is your favourite colour? I'm not a horrible person. I'm just a "high debt-to-incom...

*cough* QUESTION *cough*

CyberTractor wrote:

Under13 wrote:

CyberTractor wrote:Because race horses have bits in their mouth and they make lots of money.

You must go to one of those "homeopathic" dentists...

FAILURE TO ANSWER QUESTION.
FAILURE TO ASK ANOTHER.
FAILURE IN LIFE.

Clearly the failure is you.

CyberTractor wrote:Because race horses have bits in their mouth and they make lots of money.

You must go to one of those "homeopathic" dentists...

And, to answer the question, absolutely.

Would I get to pick the means of death?

Because it feels so right.

Did you hate your parents as a teenager?

Just so long as they never touch, we should be safe...

Bananas Foster involves liquor, fire, and setting fire to liquor.

Pretty manly if you ask me...

Elephant garlic is more closely related to the onion than to the rest of garlic. And regular garlic is much more intense, as was stated before. Also, puncturing the roast like that only gives more opportunity for the juices of the meat to leak out, giving you a drier, tougher end product. To those o...

We still need to work on getting you an upgrade...

V1/ T1 = V2 / T2

Should I grow my facial hair back?

I love that it's designed to go where on the battlefield where it's to dangerous for medics to go.... like a BIG FRIKKEN ROBOT isn't going to scream "SHOOT ME! DOUBLE KILLS!!!" when it's out there. :) Doesn't it make MORE sense to figure out a way where soldiers won't get seriously wounde...

Morgan wrote:aqua pwns. i'm gonna rip the extended japanese version of their first album and play it on repeat until i die.

So it would be just like listening to Peppers...only without Flea.

If you have a noob to train, why can't you just use them to do all the things that you would normally have to do? Noob! Sweat these aromatics, and then come get me after you've added the other vegetables. Noob! Dial this phone for me! Noob! My right cheek itches, and requires immediate scratching! I...

emma wrote:Well, then someone else did. Because it is in at least two other threads.

Which is apparently the limit of Emma's interweb buffer, since two threads == every other thread.

PUSH and POP for the win.