So, Best in Show at Westminster was just awarded to what might quite possibly be the ugliest dog who ever lived.

Yet another thing that didn't need another fancy word.

This is why I identify as queer! Because it's a good way of saying, "Not heteronormative, now fuck off." It's funny, a friend of mine and I were talking about that exact thing the other day. I mean, "Heteronormative?" Really? I'm not really sure what drives me more nuts. The fac...

Here's a question for all of you... I'm a guy in a long-term relationship with a girl, but in the past year or two I've discovered attraction to men, so I'm pretty sure I'm bisexual. I haven't told anyone but my girlfriend. If I think I may not be single again, do you think it's reasonable to just ...

You know the sad part of 'the interview process'? Once I got the 'we'll call you if you're in, otherwise we won't', waited a week or two, then had some more interviews and ended up landing another job... ...then got a call from them a MONTH after the interview. :? It's funny that you say that, beca...

empath wrote:So it turns out we've got not one, but TWO storms expected to hit us this week. Joy.

Fuuuuck my liiiiiife.

I'm moving to Florida. Fuck all this shit.

Merrymaker, I don't know whether to thank you or hate you.

I bought RCT3 Platinum.

I may never go to sleep again.

I've always been someone who preferred to read rather than watch. That said, there's basically nothing I can read anymore, erotica or not, because I've become such a grammar Nazi over the years that something as simple as one missing apostrophe halfway through the story ruins the entire thing for me...

The heat is up on bust. It's not very windy. Hell, it's not even that chilly out compared to some other days the last couple of weeks.

So why the fuck am I so cold? I can't feel my damn fingers.

I think I'm going to have to just stop going to sleep, because every time I wake up in the morning, common sense has somehow become even less common than the day before.

Really fucking terrible day. Wake up 4:30 AM after a terrible nightmare in which someone entered my home during the night, I saw them enter, but couldn't make them out since my apartment is terribly dark. I yell at them to tell me who they are, and I get close (dumb thing to do) and they attack me....

Alright, seriously. I get that this is your day off. But fuck off. It also happens to be my day off, and I have stuff to do - y'know, that cleaning stuff we do sometimes? So fucking excuse me for being so rude as to run the vacuum at 2:30 in the afternoon and interrupt your nap. Side-vent: I'm almos...

You don't... have... bathrooms in workplaces in Australia?

God damnit.

It's VALENTINE'S Day. With an N. There is no fucking M in VALENTINE'S.

I don't know if this is a Newfoundland thing if or people are this stupid everywhere, but God it gets under my skin.

Way to sound like a two-year-old learning to speak, guys.

Really? WBC can picket the funerals of children in the US and nothing can be done about it because it's their "freedom of speech," but in Australia they're allowed to demand this group take down their sign (which says absolutely nothing that a mentally intact person could find offensive,) ...

I don't have pictures of my first three pets on the computer, but they were Tweety (Blue English Budgerigar,) Sylvester (Yellow American Budgerigar,) and Woodstock (White American Budgerigar.) Name: Snowy Breed: Domestic Shorthair, White Age: Nine-Years-Old Sex: Male, Neutered http://i46.tinypic.com...

Edit: Derp. It turns out I just can't math anymore. My cheque is fine.

I remember us getting a day of something vaguely sex-ed in 4th grade. We had a bunch of pictures of different pregnant cartoon animals. And then more pictures of the cartoon animals in cartoon labour. It was creepy. Then in 7th grade we had an actual sex-ed class, which I sat out of because it kept ...

I love it when they try to say that someone "promotes abortion" as though there are people picketing outside OBGYN offices trying to convince random women to have abortions just for shits and giggles.

This is a mini vent, because really I have little to complain about seeing as someone is coming to do something good. But the maintenance guys are swinging by the place today anytime from 8 - 5 to change filters, make sure the smoke alarms work and check for leaks. Seeing as how I am now unemployed...

tak197 wrote:In other news, this is apparently a new thing:



WON-WON WANT!

8/10. Would bang.

Thank you for the suggestions; if I ever manage to dig my truck out from under the meter of snow, I'll shop around a bit and see if I see either of those. Funny story; another forum I was on a while ago, I was also one of two Newfies. Except that in that case, the other people become horribly offend...

I wish this fucking snow would just start already.

I have the distinct feeling that the snow is going to hold off just long enough for my boss to say I still have to work, and then hit like a truck so that I have no way to get home when they inevitably close the store an hour later.

A lot of you guys are significantly more tech-savvy than me, so hopefully I might be able to get some suggestions. I'm looking into getting a relatively cheap camera. All I really need it for is videotaping my dog training, so I don't really need anything super fancy or expensive. The last camera I ...

One of my rats very suddenly passed away yesterday.

In other news, my dad is still a complete fucking lunatic, and being about as sympathetic as you would expect a complete fucking lunatic to be.

Yeah, Mom, I wonder why I get so many nosebleeds all the time?