Off to Denmark for two weeks.

I was in a cafe today. A mother was ordering food for her four year old girl. She finishes ordering and the girl looks up at her mother and says "You're a fat twat!"

Poker face of the Gods.

Darkobra Kage of Moogle server. You'll probably have heard stories about me as a black mage. They're all true.

My girlfriend drew me.

I'm on TV.

Didn't they get hacked recently and are forcing a password reset too? Probably why it's down.

Challenge accepted.

Well a job offer as a drum teacher fell into my lap. A year ago, I would have considered it the start of the rest of my life. Now? I work damn near 6 days a week for a hell of a good wage in a job I love as it is. And I don't know if I can go back to music because it involved working with people who...

Pizza. Whiskey. Woman.

I heard whiskey.

Don't remind me. I'm already getting cards from a few people and racking my brain of excuses to not go out.

Well I just got told I mattered to someone and I've helped them recover from a point in their life they never thought they'd get through.

But I didn't do anything special. We never really talked about the problem. We just enjoyed each other's company.

It's nice to know I matter.

Yeah, Deathclaws will fuck you. I take out their legs so I can at least run faster than them. Just.

Spend a day fixing it, spend a month playing it. It is worth it.

Honestly, that's a fair point. But maybe you're at the stage I had for a while. Because I had so many games, I wanted a little of everything and appreciated nothing. Go back to your roots. Enjoy the games you know you love and try the same genres of the game you've already played. That way you can a...

I heard rumours it will. Nothing concrete yet.

I got bored with it. It didn't seem a bad game, just not up to the hype and definitely not my thing. If you like parkour games, go for it.

Yes. Empath "Don't put that in your mouth, Dark, it's been in the dog's mouth" Willis.

That sounds like Mirror's Edge. Or it could easily be one of the new Assassin's Creeds I haven't played.

Welcome to the world of an artist.

Just your nickname!

I'm thinking of organising one this weekend. Maybe two. I'm free this weekend. (AT LONG FUCKING LAST!)

Someone from Glasgow and someone else from Norway tried to sign into my microsoft account today. I'm a spy. Of course I'm going to destroy the pyro. This is because of my Scotland joke last year, isn't it? http://mediacdn.snorgcontent.com/media/catalog/product/e/l/elephanthoodie_fullpic_artwork.jpg