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Ptang, will you hold some Hexanitrohexaazaisowurtzitane and this Dioxygen Difluoride please?

I ask "do you have a goatee perhaps or is your face scarred? Frankly why do you wear that mask?"

(Just wanting to make sure you are not evil)

Last Time on My Life in Pathfinder: I managed to convince our two other wizards to cast light on my Sorcerer GMPC, so triple light and then I charged the backstage. Alright so full story. I let a friend of mine run an adventure that he came up with. It started in a tavern. One of our company saw tha...

Granted! Your hand is now a sandwich.

I wish for players for pathfinder.

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I couldn't think of any way to contribute since my character probably doesn't care about something he never bothered to learn to do (He doesn't care about magic because he can't do it).

I was think of breaking boards or something off the cart but you're probably right, not my best thinking.

I ask Is anyone willing to help me practice my lying (bluff).

I would like to hop on the cart and start practicing (Train Bolt crafting) building bolts for the handcrossbow

When can we begin training?

Can I train on the cart? Is money management (Counting more quickly and Knowing how much we have)?

Running tally of money (converted to Fens):2700

waiiiit waitwait... did you turn kapol purple, then revert him to turn him a second time, or turn him purple, then turned him DOUBLE purple? I need to know for the biography I turned him purple then invisible and then violently violent purpley invisibly purple. It is much violenter and invisibler t...

*turns kapol purple twice*

I think I read about this industry. If I remember correctly, only angry people can have their facial hair cultivated. Anyone with properly cultivated facial hair has constant barbarian rage power and should they calm down (or shave) will die of fatigue. Remember a beardy man is a brawny (and not dea...

Use any of this you like Ix: I like to envision Clive as a person with a tragic backstory that he forgets about half the time. His family was minor nobility until the Good King Robert "Bob" the Just and Nice was assassinated. Then King Bald the Not as Nice came to power and had all the no...

I go by Clive, but before we got our titles taken I was Clivendorf von Whiffenpoofle the VIII.

I glance up and say "I had a poor life before they got me. If they hadn't caught me picking their pockets I would probably have died in in the gutter eventually. I would be glad to travel with you provided we don't do anything truly wrong or end up poor."

How is the counting of our treasure going?

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Sorry for taking so long.
I would like to examine the medium leather bag and pick up the crossbow and get a feel for its weight and power etc.

My acquaintances thought it best if I just stayed a train.