EDIT - Ignore what this thread used to be about, and discuss dogs, lifejackets, and possibly sink-jackets.

Have at.

This was definitely awesome. Graham's announcer voice is superb.

I did hear about a woman who couldn't get off unless she was actively going down on someone. And she was dating a guy that didn't like getting head. And, it usually seems that giving one's partner pleasure is a very common source of personal pleasure. I'm inclined to believe that people that derive ...

Brunettes, brunettes, brunettes! It's all about the dark hair.

My understanding with strap-ons is that it's all about domination for the woman. There can be some physical pleasure derived from equipment and positioning, but the pleasure is usually psychological in nature. The thing that confuses me is when people want to go down on a strap-on. That one seems a ...

I would like to be easily recognizable for something that people appreciate. I would like to have fans and/or followers. I do not want to be infamous, nor do I want to be so famous as to have a problem with being able to go out in public. My only claim to fame is that if you do a Google Image search...

I was wondering how they were going to make the keyboard work. I will very likely be getting this.

Just decided to Google myself, and I just discovered that I have an IMDb page (sort of). One credit is correct, the other is not.

Need to get this fixed.

How about we stray from too many drawings of women. That's a path that leads to the dark side.

On the matter of clothes pins (so named because they pin clothing to a clothes line, like a wrestler's victim to a floor), sensible doms loosen the spring tension so that they don't pinch so severely. So, it doesn't hurt as much as you'd think. I don't actually enjoy the fetish, but I am familiar wi...

Yeah, I watched the original Batman, Battlestar Galactica, Thunderbirds, and Mission: Impossible. I also watched tons of Looney Toons, Disney, and Hanna-Barberra. I also watched Magnum P.I., The A-Team, Knight Rider and Airwolf as they hit syndication. I was born in '82, so much of my memory of '80s...

Yes, please, back to the pretty ladies.

Olivia Wilde


I find her eyes exotically intoxicating. I think I may have said that about someone else, but it totally applies here.

Oh Elomin *hugs Elomin's head* You silly lil' thing. *strokes the side of Elomin's head in a comforting, yet disturbing way* There is a reason there is a spectrum of people in the world and you have to respect that not everybody (indeed, most) thinks the way that you do. You're choices are be angry...

Friend wrote:Man you liberal idiots have such a double standard.

No, it's racist because people of African descent were often derogatorily called "monkeys". That's why it's racist, you ignorant troll.

So it looks like this video was basically a "proof of concept" to try and sell Warner Brothers on a MK movie. http://www.destructoid.com/jeri-ryan-explains-the-mortal-kombat-clip-175871.phtml I was starting to guess this was probably the case. I knew it wasn't a trailer (too long) and it ...

Cade, that's awesome, good for you!!! And I'm really glad to hear that you're getting better AND not dying after all. :) I meant to respond to this more directly earlier. Yes, not dying is good. Between my health woes and Jen's health woes, it has been a very stressful year. We're both on the mend,...

I used to be a competitive swimmer when I was younger. 50m, 100m, 200m, 1 mile, freestyle, backstroke, breast-stroke, butterfly, relays, you name it. I never won awards, but I loved swimming.

Nowadays, I can't nearly swim as long or as fast as I used to, but I still love it.

From what I can tell, it looks like it could be pretty badass. Now, as shitty as the original movie was, I friggin' loved it. But, this looks more like what a Mortal Kombat movie should be: dark, gritty, and violent. And, there's no way it could be worse than MK: Annihilation. I'll watch it, and pro...

The Andy cannot be contained!

Happy Belated Birthday, sir!

I'm from the States, where not caring about Soccer (or Football to the rest of the planet) is a national pastime.

We do require a fair amount of salt to function, that is true. The average human needs about 2400 mg per day. However, let's take a look at the sodium in a couple of things in my cupboard that I can't eat anymore. Can of Hormel Chili w/ Beans - 2400 mg Can of Chef Boyardee Beefaroni - 1980 mg Hambur...

After my own health scare last year, where I was told that I was looking at the possibility of a terminal illness, I was forced to lose weight. As it turned out, I wasn't dying, but I had caused significant damage to my liver due to bad diet. So, I went on a diet. It turned out that aside from alcoh...

Lately, comics have been a little too pricey for me to continue with. I've only really stuck to my Star Wars comics. I was really into the Ultimate line from Marvel, but I bowed out after Ultimatum. Only because of cost. I really do want to get back to reading them, but until I'm actually employed, ...

Now, now. Let's try to keep genocide and war crimes out of this thread and get back to more important matters . . . sex! Sexbots may never become cheap or commonly available, but I can't wait for stories of overclocking and jail-breaking. "Dude, I jail-breaked my sexbot, and now she talks like ...