i am in the mission. i'd be down to chill with you guys if there is some way to meet up.

why is this an argument??? holy shit. i could wax poetic about how much i hate every parent who circumsizes their child for no reason(i admit there are a very limited number of cases where it is medically sensible) but instead i will say only this: IT IS NOT A FUCKING CHALLENGE TO WIPE YOUR DICK OFF...

how can you not love s'isco? it's so awesome in every way! the only way it could be better is if it were berlin. speaking of which, that is my next destination!

if you want to come visit 'frisco(lol) feel free. i am down to hang out. that said, while i am volunteering i can't really leave the city.

Bitch, you know the side, world motherfucking wide

i am in SF. soon to be SJ.

I actually bought a membership to the site I liked the most (ain't saying which one) bought?? slow down! we don't want to go overboard with out kink love here. jebus. also, you can't just say that and leave us hanging! which site is it?? So I'm confused; exactly how is Couch Surfing.com related to ...

everyone warhol'd. you know you want to.

Interruptor Jones wrote:I can only assume it's like a cross between an orgy and musical chairs. With booze.

throw in a hot tub and you get the kink party i was at last night. dag.

they're ridiculously organized. it's crazy. as it turns out, i'll be volunteering keeping hq organized during the meetup. thus, plans remain the same simply delayed by a week. i get to perv it up in san fran for longer than expected!! i love this city.

not so! i very well might be getting a lift straight out to colorado for a massive couch surfer party. i'm currently staying at couch surfing hq(!!) and they're hooking me up. big time.

i was accosted by a horde of children and temporarily waylaid. that is to say i got way laid. way.

i suppose that's true. wouldn't want to get tuckered out.

i'm glad lying came along to give more info. otherwise i was gonna strike chicago from my itinerary. no STDs? no pimping? good lord, man. what is this? the dark ages?

damn, i'm gonna have all those STDs way faster than i could have ever dreamed. canada's next disease slut will have no choice but to have me on their show!

this is the best lavos ever. keep lavos alive!

Jillers wrote:

Morgan wrote:i certainly didn't expect any better of you... but the others... come on, guys.

Hey! I showed restraint! In... this thread... *clears throat*

hear that ladies? who's coming through here? i'm referring to a few people in particular. you know who you are!

i certainly didn't expect any better of you... but the others... come on, guys.

i leave you people alone for two days. TWO DAYS. and i have been made into a gigolo and a brothel owner. frankly, i feel i am being misrepresented, slandered even. my good name has come under fire, and i do not like it. you guys had better start paying up or i'm finished with this horrid business!

cocksucking and cold sores, here i come!!

avoid olive oil no matter what i tell you.

i just purchased some ID Millennium. i hear it's the tits. i've been using Slippery Stuff for about five years and it's time to switch it up.

i found out about that toothbrush thing earlier this morning... :[

there are a few offers from in and around the phoenix area, so it's no issue. while the trip is indeed up in the air, i can say with reasonable certainty that i will not make it there by the 22nd.

my family is immune to heart attacks and as yet there is no evidence that we can die from falling damage either.