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by Garfman
28 Jul 2011, 04:35
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The thread of win
Replies: 7651
Views: 340231

Re: The thread of win

Psyclone wrote:Auberdream could totally be an ice cream flavor.

Also, speaking of ice cream: pop rocks ice cream. It looks like play-doh, but it tastes like deliciousness. Thank you, Baskin Robbins.


The local dairy up here sells Play-doh flavored ice cream.

I don't know why.
by Garfman
28 Jul 2011, 04:29
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned
Replies: 84
Views: 2579

Re: Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned

Eunuchs get their balls cut off, not penises.
by Garfman
23 Jul 2011, 19:51
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Site Issue: Interstitial advert?
Replies: 12
Views: 623

Re: Site Issue: Interstitial advert?

I only had that problem after reading this thread.

You jinxed me!
by Garfman
23 Jul 2011, 12:16
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Graham looks cuddleh
Replies: 275
Views: 9246

Re: Graham looks cuddleh

Geoff, nobody's going to click on any link you post anymore.
by Garfman
22 Jul 2011, 19:05
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Evaluation Thread
Replies: 10
Views: 447

Re: The Evaluation Thread

My high is currently 3100.
by Garfman
22 Jul 2011, 18:45
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Evaluation Thread
Replies: 10
Views: 447

Re: The Evaluation Thread

It reminds me of a game I played as a kid. The major difference is that it was played in turns instead of at the same time (whatever that's called).

What's a good score?
by Garfman
22 Jul 2011, 13:51
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The thread of win
Replies: 7651
Views: 340231

Re: The thread of win

I got a job!
Another one!
So now I'll get to teach Chemistry and help adults with disabilities!

For monies!
by Garfman
19 Jul 2011, 08:01
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The thread of win
Replies: 7651
Views: 340231

Re: The thread of win

I just won a gift certificate to the local fish market from the library!

Fresh Fish is Win!
by Garfman
18 Jul 2011, 20:55
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Things I must not do
Replies: 36
Views: 1072

Re: Things I must not do

auberginequeen wrote:I must stop mumbling to myself like a madwoman while walking through public areas.


Actually, talking to oneself is a completely normal and intelligent way to reason problems through.
by Garfman
13 Jul 2011, 06:15
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Rank the user above you.
Replies: 28622
Views: 813249

Re: Rank the user above you.

Matter-Eater Lad
by Garfman
12 Jul 2011, 12:38
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Venting Thread Beta
Replies: 4819
Views: 140767

Re: Venting Thread Beta

Psycat Aurora wrote:Movie rant
/rant


My wife and I have come to a similar conclusion. We watched Bad Teacher and there was a group of teenage girls squealing any time anything with muscles showed up on screen.

And it's only $2.50 for rentals at our place.
by Garfman
11 Jul 2011, 08:36
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Are you a Fan of Princess Bride?
Replies: 22
Views: 953

Re: Are you a Fan of Princess Bride?

Metcarfre, you're being a bit of a dick. There's a reason a thread is more than its title. Reading the first post would make more sense than just responding to the title.
by Garfman
11 Jul 2011, 08:29
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Big Relationship Thread
Replies: 14919
Views: 537910

Re: The Big Relationship Thread

Then she's not someone you'd want to go out with.
by Garfman
11 Jul 2011, 08:12
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Big Relationship Thread
Replies: 14919
Views: 537910

Re: The Big Relationship Thread

I've learned that it's best just to go out and say it. It's how I managed to get with my wife.

Worst she can say is "no".
by Garfman
11 Jul 2011, 08:09
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Are you a Fan of Princess Bride?
Replies: 22
Views: 953

Re: Are you a Fan of Princess Bride?

They look like tapestry pieces. Very pretty.
by Garfman
10 Jul 2011, 16:40
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Confession Topic: Get It Off Your Chest!
Replies: 2804
Views: 115535

Re: The Confession Topic: Get It Off Your Chest!

Sounds reasonable. I lived right next to the home of the Goodyear blimp, and I had to run outside every time it came near.
by Garfman
10 Jul 2011, 15:06
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Rank the user above you.
Replies: 28622
Views: 813249

Re: Rank the user above you.

Hampire
by Garfman
09 Jul 2011, 16:46
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Venting Thread Beta
Replies: 4819
Views: 140767

Re: Venting Thread Beta

MinionStarwind wrote:
semysane wrote:Ah, my balls! Why does the dog always have to jump there!?


I AM NOT THE ONLY ONE. YES.

My dog has a goddamn crotch-seeking PAW or some shit. Jesus.


My cat does this to me all the time.
by Garfman
09 Jul 2011, 16:44
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The General Chat thread
Replies: 6647
Views: 396063

Re: The General Chat thread

Yeah, three weeks is a decent beard (at least for me), but it took a few months before it really grew into itself.
by Garfman
08 Jul 2011, 19:59
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Venting Thread Beta
Replies: 4819
Views: 140767

Re: Venting Thread Beta

Heebie-jeebies like that are really common, and are (typically) completely illusory. If I read too much on parasites, I get that feeling. On the other hand, I'm really good at ignoring it.
by Garfman
08 Jul 2011, 11:48
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Rank the user above you.
Replies: 28622
Views: 813249

Re: Rank the user above you.

Endocarp
by Garfman
08 Jul 2011, 08:29
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Imagine it's the end of society as you know it...
Replies: 55
Views: 1665

Re: Imagine it's the end of society as you know it...

Make sure it's a point where the river comes into the sea for flowing fresh water. There tends to be high biodiversity there, as well.
by Garfman
08 Jul 2011, 05:47
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Now this is truly bizarre.
Replies: 11
Views: 573

Re: Now this is truly bizarre.

If we control the banks and the media, why can't I get a job?
by Garfman
07 Jul 2011, 12:22
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: And Now for Books!
Replies: 198
Views: 7918

Re: And Now for Books!

I just finished The Most Human Human, a really interesting book on the Turing test.

I'm about to start Godel, Escher, Bach. I hope it lives up to the hype.
by Garfman
07 Jul 2011, 06:10
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Any Bronies up in here?
Replies: 1963
Views: 101746

Re: Any Bronies up in here?

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/573755 A decent 8-bit style FiM adventure game... that is actually a pretty awesome horror title. No gore, or anything cupcake related, but it is SUPER creepy. That was scary as hell . I jumped every time she died. Edit: It was also very well done. Just creepy.

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