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- 13 Feb 2014, 20:36
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: Venting Thread Delta - Now With Easy to Follow Rules
- Replies: 7432
- Views: 441112
Re: Venting Thread Delta - Now With Easy to Follow Rules
I think the girl I'm dating is ignoring me. Considering things were going well last time I saw her, I'm kinda confused.
- 11 Feb 2014, 13:48
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: Inspired by LRR
- Replies: 18
- Views: 757
Re: Inspired by LRR
Nice. Works well.
Tighten up the filming and audio, and make the cuts quicker would be my advice, but as far as material goes, spot on. I genuinely laughed.
Tighten up the filming and audio, and make the cuts quicker would be my advice, but as far as material goes, spot on. I genuinely laughed.
- 10 Feb 2014, 15:49
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One
- Replies: 4354
- Views: 200310
Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One
So far so good, yes.
- 10 Feb 2014, 13:01
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One
- Replies: 4354
- Views: 200310
Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One
You don't know what v-card is, and yet hymen just trips off the tongue? You clinical medical textbook fox, you
- 10 Feb 2014, 09:52
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One
- Replies: 4354
- Views: 200310
Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One
Elomin, this conversation with you seems to be turning in to the script for a very bureaucratic porno...
And yes, Avistew, it was a good experience. I understand what all the kids are talking about.
And yes, Avistew, it was a good experience. I understand what all the kids are talking about.
- 10 Feb 2014, 00:08
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One
- Replies: 4354
- Views: 200310
Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One
Then phone up your local council and let them know about the mistake, because you're entitled to one.
- 09 Feb 2014, 18:49
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: For the lols
- Replies: 8556
- Views: 417200
Re: For the lols
https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1/1779788_10202742891590079_206519736_n.jpg You know. This place. Could be good. For. Going to. For. Beauty needs. http://www.aceshowbiz.com/images/wennpic/christopher-walken-76th-annual-drama-league-awards-01.jpg Also: http://www.talktostrangersblog.co...
- 09 Feb 2014, 18:16
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One
- Replies: 4354
- Views: 200310
Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One
Thank you for the high-five, here's your receipt.
Elomin, a V-Card is something that you are born with, that you have until someone takes it from you, and when someone takes it, they don't get to keep it, and they can't give it back. And sex is involved.
Elomin, a V-Card is something that you are born with, that you have until someone takes it from you, and when someone takes it, they don't get to keep it, and they can't give it back. And sex is involved.
- 09 Feb 2014, 16:20
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One
- Replies: 4354
- Views: 200310
Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One
I believe it does.
- 09 Feb 2014, 16:04
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One
- Replies: 4354
- Views: 200310
Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One
Didn't think I'd be the one to necro this thread... but yeah.
I have a spare v-card that I can't use anymore, if anyone wants it.
I have a spare v-card that I can't use anymore, if anyone wants it.
- 07 Feb 2014, 22:47
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: Venting Thread Delta - Now With Easy to Follow Rules
- Replies: 7432
- Views: 441112
Re: Venting Thread Delta - Now With Easy to Follow Rules
A giant squid of anger is definitely something that needs to be a meme if it isn't already.
I love it. Someone please draw this or gif it or something.
I love it. Someone please draw this or gif it or something.
- 07 Feb 2014, 22:44
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: The Big Relationship Thread
- Replies: 14919
- Views: 537662
Re: The Big Relationship Thread
So we've seen each other a couple more times. We have a lot of fun, and I think she really likes me. My only worry at the moment is (apart from her bi-polar disorder and past suicide attempt which, though I don't hold it against her in any way, I know will be a conversation we're going to have at so...
- 07 Feb 2014, 08:31
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: The "Post a picture of yourself" thread
- Replies: 6223
- Views: 330170
Re: The "Post a picture of yourself" thread
Actually, that's a fashion choice. I have been told this many times by friends who understand fashion.
- 05 Feb 2014, 11:16
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag
- Replies: 9096
- Views: 385602
Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag
Did someone say pull?
PULL!
(Launches clay pigeons)
PULL!
(Launches clay pigeons)
- 03 Feb 2014, 23:24
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: The Big Relationship Thread
- Replies: 14919
- Views: 537662
Re: The Big Relationship Thread
So, last minute things got in the way of us getting together tonight but I still feel great about this. I don't think I've been this excited about someone and felt that they were just as excited about me. Last night she stole my iPod while I wasn't looking and changed the home screen to a picture of...
- 03 Feb 2014, 23:18
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: Writing Thread!
- Replies: 47
- Views: 2792
Re: Writing Thread!
Most of my writing is in script form, so I'll post links when the filming is done or if a performance is going on. That said, I did a little writing for Uncyclopedia of few years back. Some of it's a bit schlocky (it was written a while back), but here's a few of my better satirical/humour pieces An...
- 02 Feb 2014, 21:45
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: The Big Relationship Thread
- Replies: 14919
- Views: 537662
Re: The Big Relationship Thread
She likes me! I like her! I'm seeing her tomorrow! Exclamation marks!
- 02 Feb 2014, 12:48
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: Venting Thread Delta - Now With Easy to Follow Rules
- Replies: 7432
- Views: 441112
Re: Venting Thread Delta - Now With Easy to Follow Rules
It's kind of been going that way anyway, haven't seen her in ages. Once in a while I expect more of someone than they can deliver...
- 01 Feb 2014, 01:35
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: Venting Thread Delta - Now With Easy to Follow Rules
- Replies: 7432
- Views: 441112
Re: Venting Thread Delta - Now With Easy to Follow Rules
It's so fucking stupid, everything that I am about to say right now. To start with, it happened on Facebook, which is always the start of something that shouldn't be worth your time, but somehow is. A friend of mine, known for drug problems, not being the brightest spark, and high melodrama posted a...
- 31 Jan 2014, 23:32
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: The thread of win
- Replies: 7651
- Views: 340097
Re: The thread of win
We'll all help, Professor Sloth.
- 30 Jan 2014, 22:06
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: Doctor Who
- Replies: 3778
- Views: 274479
Re: Doctor Who
I've always objectified you Elomin... (Bats eyelids)
I like it, the costume looks dashing, minimalist, yet exciting. Go Peter!
I like it, the costume looks dashing, minimalist, yet exciting. Go Peter!
- 30 Jan 2014, 21:47
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: The Big Relationship Thread
- Replies: 14919
- Views: 537662
Re: The Big Relationship Thread
I have met someone I like and I have been texting. She has red hair, she is clinically bi-polar, has attempted suicide, (on meds and doing well now) is very pretty, seems to like me. She's faintly bizarre, but nice, and I want to see her again. She hasn't dated anyone for a while because of a bad br...
- 27 Jan 2014, 08:51
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: The thread of win
- Replies: 7651
- Views: 340097
Re: The thread of win
She didn't come through the house. Only her mother did.
I didn't even recognize Jenny McCarthy, someone had to explain to me who she was, and I pieced it all together afterwards.
I didn't even recognize Jenny McCarthy, someone had to explain to me who she was, and I pieced it all together afterwards.
- 27 Jan 2014, 08:49
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: For the lols
- Replies: 8556
- Views: 417200
Re: For the lols
Below the quote it also says that The Queen legalized gay marriage in England and Wales. She did no such thing. Parliament legalized gay marriage. The government passed the law. The Queen is not a member of government and wields no political power. I can believe that the Queen would be sarcastic (al...
- 26 Jan 2014, 22:40
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: The thread of win
- Replies: 7651
- Views: 340097
Re: The thread of win
Last three days have been intense at the Haunted House in Jekyll and Hyde. I have had a lot of compliments about my performance. Friday night we did a series of covert scares, where I would go in to the haunted house pretending to be a normal person, then freaking out in the final room of the house ...